If you were in a PlayStation 3 videogame-

[fernandito]

What would each button allow you to do? Let's be creative here people! :D

http://www.ps3game.cn/tp/ps3/Sony%20Playstation%203%20Wireless%20Controller.jpg

R2 - Pretend to listen to my co-worker when he talks to me about Golf.
R1 - Direct a Foster's joke at Mr. Seek :cyclops:
L1 - Buy a new pack of cigarettes even though I still have 2 unfinished ones
L2 - Roll my eyes when a vendor/client makes a lame ass joke over the phone
X - Ask Sarah if I can borrow her lighter and then put it in my pocket :rofl:
Square - Get in a fight with the referee
Triangle - Do 60mph in a school zone
Circle - 4 creams > 4 sugars > stir


You don't have to post all the buttons at one time, and remember, there are also combinations ;)

[Mark]

R2 - Open up excuses menu
R1 - Laugh
L1 - turn on ipod
L2 - open arugments menu
X - Punch
Square - kick
Triangle - Open school bag
Circle- engage in conversation.

[fernandito]

R2 - Open up excuses menu


:rofl:

I like that!

[razz]

x- throw pencil at chemistry teacher
[]- cuss out random people auf deutsch
O- laugh maniacally, scaring people away
/_\- complain about the face looking at me on the ceiling
L1- turn on MP3
L2- explain why the student next to me has .5 pencil lead from my lucky pencil sticking in his eye, after trying to grab my book
L3- toggle paranoia
R1- turns on voice mail with a strange excuse explaining why i'm not at work
R2- no use
R3- Summon time lord :nana::nana::nana::nana:

[fernandito]

x- throw pencil at chemistry teacher


If you press ^ + X, you can rapid fire multiple pencils!



L3- toggle paranoia


:clap: Brilliance.

[Brice]

x- kill the boss
[]- kill the boss
O- kill the boss
/_\- kill the boss
L1- kill the boss
L2- kill the boss
L3- kill the boss
R1- kill the boss
R2- kill the boss
R3-spread love and sunshine

[fernandito]

Brice, I'm really, really digging the variety of your selection, but I don't know if I'm down with the R3 button....


I'd probably replace it with


R3 - DEATH! DESTRUCTION! CHAOS! YEAH BABY!

[Brice]

:lol:

We could always change it to: kill the boss?

[obscurejude]

x- guitar solo
[]- guitar riff
O- bass line
/_\- "where's my snare?"
L1- write a paper
L2- change guitar strings
L3- spontaneous overflow of emotion resulting in verse (Wordsworth)
R1- pee in my roomate's bed for not doing the dishes
R2- climb a tree
R3- change tone between neck and bridge pick up-on guitar

[fernandito]

Now, I may be wrong, but I'm getting the impression that you like playing guitar...

Just a hunch though!

[ZoNeSeeK]

http://www.ps3game.cn/tp/ps3/Sony%20Playstation%203%20Wireless%20Controller.jpg

R2 - Create surprise drug baggie
R1 - Open up trade route for limes from Tijuana to Anaheim
L1 - Urinate beer in own mouth
L2 - Debark nearest small dog / teenager
X - Toggle hardon (use left thumbstick to determine size, right thumbstick to calibrate Wife's horniness)
Square - Switch Character -> FeverishParade (Equipped with Golden Tacos)
Triangle - Switch Character -> Ruki (Equipped with Flaming Roachclips)
Circle - Take a shower.

[Brice]

:rofl:

[fernandito]

X - Toggle hardon (use left thumbstick to determine size, right thumbstick to calibrate Wife's horniness)


:rofl: :rofl:



Square - Switch Character -> FeverishParade (Equipped with Golden Tacos)


If you tap Square repeatedly, I can throw the tacos frisbee-like right onto your plate from where I'm standing with pinpoint accuracy. :lol:

[ZoNeSeeK]

:)

Still waiting on the mince and cheese powerup.

[razz]

Up, down , up, left [] /_\ = super Ramen Cannon!!!
[] OO XOXX Up = Redneck Crossbow attack

[obscurejude]

Feev, I just wanted to say that this is a really inventive thread. :thumbsup: Thanks for starting it.

[fernandito]

Feev, I just wanted to say that this is a really inventive thread. :thumbsup: Thanks for starting it.

Thanks!

The way that the idea was born is pretty funny - I was starting this new game I hadn't played before (Condemned), and my brother was sitting down watching me play. Now he's the kind of guy who gives out "advice" while someone else is playing : "No, don't use that now!" "What the hell are you doing?? You're going the wrong way!" After putting up with several of his hints, I said to him :

Me : "Which button do I press for you to shut the fuck up and let me figure it out on my own? Is it L1 or R1?"

:innocent:

[obscurejude]

:lol:

That's great.

[razz]

Thanks!

The way that the idea was born is pretty funny - I was starting this new game I hadn't played before (Condemned), and my brother was sitting down watching me play. Now he's the kind of guy who gives out "advice" while someone else is playing : "No, don't use that now!" "What the hell are you doing?? You're going the wrong way!" After putting up with several of his hints, I said to him :

Me : "Which button do I press for you to shut the fuck up and let me figure it out on my own? Is it L1 or R1?"


:nana: :nana: :nana:
Genius!!!

[razz]

:nana: :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana: :nana:

ph34r M4 Synk0nyz3D B4N4N4 D4NC3!!!! (L1 + R1) + X

[Rjeso]

The way that the idea was born is pretty funny - I was starting this new game I hadn't played before (Condemned), and my brother was sitting down watching me play. Now he's the kind of guy who gives out "advice" while someone else is playing : "No, don't use that now!" "What the hell are you doing?? You're going the wrong way!" After putting up with several of his hints, I said to him :

Me : "Which button do I press for you to shut the fuck up and let me figure it out on my own? Is it L1 or R1?"

Hahaha, you rock. That's awesome. I'll have to think on mine... I'll post when I come up with appropriate commands. ;)

[fernandito]

I look forward to it! :cyclops:

Make sure you add Asian Zing wngs somewhere in there too :lol:

[Rjeso]

How could I not?

X- Watch Twins game
O - Eat/Drink (Asian Zing wings and beer are most effective power-ups)
Triangle - Turn on some tunes
Square - Space off at work
L1 - Laugh
L2 - Toggle sarcasm On or Off (Default setting is On)
L3 - Tease peers
R1 - Call in sick to work
R2 - Toggle laziness between Extremely Efficient and Complete Bum
R3 - Sleep

Combos
XOXO - Spend time with boyfriend

[obscurejude]

Rjeso, brilliant.

Such a great thread Feev. :thumbsup:

[razz]

paranoia is a kind of a matrix powerup thing. i can dodge falling objects and recoil from peoples touches at lighting speed.

[Rjeso]

*presses Square repeatedly*

[razz]

what's that do again?

[Rjeso]

That's my "Space off at work" button. ;)

[razz]

space off? why space off? what space. i need space your too close.don'tgonearmestayawaywhoareyoupeople!!?!?!?! !?

soory. paranoia was on.

[fernandito]

R2 - Pretend to listen to my co-worker when he talks to me about Golf.


*PRESS,PRESS,PRESS,PRESS*

[Rjeso]

No, not taking up your space, razz, just staring off into space because I am BORED AS HELL.


Also, poor Feev. Shall I press L3 at him for you?

[razz]

R2 - Pretend to listen to my co-worker when he talks to me about Golf.

I'd press L3 too, but i may go crazy again

[<ô> bango skank <ô>]

tri- teleport to nearest bar.
square- order whisky
x- order larger
O- light cigerette
r1- teleport 2 bed.
l1- flee in terror (just in case)

CHEAT CODE- up, down, left ,right, x, start- instant liver, lung repair.
CHEAT CODE 2- hidden - spawn beutiful, willing ladies.

[Melike]

x- kill the boss
[]- kill the boss
O- kill the boss
/_- kill the boss
L1- kill the boss
L2- kill the boss
L3- kill the boss
R1- kill the boss
R2- kill the boss
R3-spread love and sunshine
:wtf:
Be creative Brice, there are better ways than killing for revenge. Remember our experiment and surgery plans.:rose:


Feev, I just wanted to say that this is a really inventive thread. :thumbsup: Thanks for starting it.

Thanks!

The way that the idea was born is pretty funny - I was starting this new game I hadn't played before (Condemned), and my brother was sitting down watching me play. Now he's the kind of guy who gives out "advice" while someone else is playing : "No, don't use that now!" "What the hell are you doing?? You're going the wrong way!" After putting up with several of his hints, I said to him :

Me : "Which button do I press for you to shut the fuck up and let me figure it out on my own? Is it L1 or R1?"

:innocent:
:couple: This is really a very cool thread.
Condemned: :thumbsup:

x- time speeder for boring, never-ending meetings of people with serious faces
[]- skip to a channel and watch soccer matches
O- eat/drink what you dream of at that moment
/_\- drift a cadillac
L1- heal all the patients with a simple touch
L2- ability of loading knowledge to your brain as in Matrix world
L3- dance, dance, dance
R1- transportation
R2- painting
R3- take their cheesecake from them for ever, when people say 'Galatawhatever'.

I am sure the 'O' sign on this button would be rubbed out in a short time. :D
*sigh*
Including Brice's boss. <_<

[Lily-sai]

Aw, now THIS is a cool thread!

x- switch my skeleton to an adamantium one á la Wolverine.
[]- a pint of Ben & Jerry's
O- insta-perfect English
/_\- transportation button: to wherever Sai King is.
L1- go back in Time menu. Choose your preferred era (ancient Egypt would be interesting)
L2- party, party, party!
L3- slap arrogant and two-faced people ( + Brice's boss :innocent: )
R1- build up a Noah's Ark with all the animals (I'd dwell there for the rest of my life. without the flood, of course)
R2- nicotine addiction disappears
R3- fill up with love.

What, I'm a perfectly normal person.. well, I got 'insane psychopath' as my result in FB's Rorschach test. :innocent:

[Brice]

x- kill the boss
[]- kill the boss
O- kill the boss
/_- kill the boss
L1- kill the boss
L2- kill the boss
L3- kill the boss
R1- kill the boss
R2- kill the boss
R3-spread love and sunshine
:wtf:
Be creative Brice, there are better ways than killing for revenge. Remember our experiment and surgery plans.:rose:


Feev, I just wanted to say that this is a really inventive thread. :thumbsup: Thanks for starting it.

Thanks!

The way that the idea was born is pretty funny - I was starting this new game I hadn't played before (Condemned), and my brother was sitting down watching me play. Now he's the kind of guy who gives out "advice" while someone else is playing : "No, don't use that now!" "What the hell are you doing?? You're going the wrong way!" After putting up with several of his hints, I said to him :

Me : "Which button do I press for you to shut the fuck up and let me figure it out on my own? Is it L1 or R1?"

:innocent:
:couple: This is really a very cool thread.
Condemned: :thumbsup:

x- time speeder for boring, never-ending meetings of people with serious faces
[]- skip to a channel and watch soccer matches
O- eat/drink what you dream of at that moment
/_\- drift a cadillac
L1- heal all the patients with a simple touch
L2- ability of loading knowledge to your brain as in Matrix world
L3- dance, dance, dance
R1- transportation
R2- painting
R3- take their cheesecake from them for ever, when people say 'Galatawhatever'.

I am sure the 'O' sign on this button would be rubbed out in a short time. :D
*sigh*
Including Brice's boss. <_<

Hopefully you only plan to heal my boss to torture and do surgery again. :innocent:

Yeah, I know my list isn't very crative, but what it lacks in invention it makes up for in sheer dedication. :lol:


Aw, now THIS is a cool thread!

x- switch my skeleton to an adamantium one á la Wolverine.
[]- a pint of Ben & Jerry's
O- insta-perfect English
/_- transportation button: to wherever Sai King is.
L1- go back in Time menu. Choose your preferred era (ancient Egypt would be interesting)
L2- party, party, party!
L3- slap arrogant and two-faced people ( + Brice's boss :innocent: )
R1- build up a Noah's Ark with all the animals (I'd dwell there for the rest of my life. without the flood, of course)
R2- nicotine addiction disappears
R3- fill up with love.

What, I'm a perfectly normal person.. well, I got 'insane psychopath' as my result in FB's Rorschach test. :innocent:

:D


...and I too am an insane psychopath. :couple:

[Melike]

Hopefully you only plan to heal my boss to torture and do surgery again. :innocent:

By all means.

[Brice]

...and then we will torture and do surgery by all means. :evil: :D

:couple: