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fernandito
04-22-2008, 02:05 PM
So I was browsing through the DT.com during my lunch break, and a co-worker of mine passed by (her name is Christie), and she asks me

"Oh, the Dark Tower....what is that?

Well...actually, Christie...that's none of your business"

:rofl: [American Psycho]

Don't you just love that perfect opportunity to use a movie quote? :cyclops:

Girlystevedave
04-22-2008, 02:05 PM
You ruin my life Feev!

fernandito
04-22-2008, 02:06 PM
hahahaha!


I knew you'd like it :couple:

Girlystevedave
04-22-2008, 02:08 PM
From Mallrats: Whenever I forget something: "I must be slipping in my old age."

Oh, God I'm gonna be in here all the time!:drool:

Girlystevedave
04-22-2008, 02:15 PM
The other day, my boss asked if someone bought a dog sweater. Without even thinking about it, I quoted Clerks:
"I find it best to stay out of other peoples' affairs."

(It took me 10 minutes to place the damn quote)

Girlystevedave
04-22-2008, 02:18 PM
I love to quote Jay from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (Gee, third Kevin Smith movie for me) Anyway:
"What the fuck is the internet?"

But, I fill in 'internet' with different words, depending on the situation.


And of course, from Goodfellas: "You're a funny guy!"

Once again....Feev;)

fernandito
04-22-2008, 02:20 PM
Usually, if my siblings ask me for favors like rides and such, I respond with:

"Yeah I'll do it.. FOR $7,000!!" (Goodfellas)

OchrisO
04-22-2008, 02:21 PM
People at work often can't hear what we say to each other from the kitchen to frontline and say "what?" to which I always reply "Say what again motherfucker!"

Girlystevedave
04-22-2008, 02:22 PM
I can never mention anything with the combination of 1 letter and 1 number without quoting Chris Farley in Dirty Work: "G SEVEN!"

LadyHitchhiker
04-22-2008, 02:30 PM
I like commenting random quotes at random things people say.

Like when someone asks me something really stupid I will sometimes say, "You are awarded no points and may God have mercy on your soul" from billy madison and sometimes I will quote the whole big long spiel... Heeheee...

Girlystevedave
04-22-2008, 02:30 PM
Almost anytime someone asks me what I'm going to do for the day, I quote Napoleon Dynamite: "Whatever I feel like! Gosh!"

Girlystevedave
04-22-2008, 02:32 PM
Oh man this is never going to end.....

There is a scene in Little Nicky when the devil's ear falls off, and one of the demon's says: "Grooooss".
I can't say 'gross' without saying it that way.

fernandito
04-22-2008, 02:37 PM
If I'm kicking someone's ass in a video game or something, I say to them

"Who's yer daddy, BITCH?" :lol:

(Ready to Rumble)

OchrisO
04-22-2008, 02:38 PM
I like to say "Hey.....that sounds like Hellspeak...." when people are talking about something and I don't know what they are talking about. It is from this Whitest Kids You Know sketch.

YouTube - WKUK - Nail Gun

OchrisO
04-22-2008, 02:41 PM
Oh yeah, and when people ask me to explain something, I just shrug my shoulders and say "Science," which is from this Whitest Kids You Know sketch

YouTube - Whitest Kids U' Know- Gallon of PCP

fernandito
04-22-2008, 02:49 PM
I have this friend who's a f*cking master at NFL Blitz, and one day we were having a session/playing Blitz, and he was just whooping everybodys ass - He he won 9 games in a row. I played against him in the 10th game, and by some insane miracle, I beat him, after the game he says to me, he says

"Ah! you bastard! I was going for 10 straight victories! You broke my record!"

(I slowly turn my head to look at him & with the straightest face imagineable)

"Everything that has a beginning, has an end, Neo."

Girlystevedave
04-22-2008, 03:06 PM
This is one that my sister and I use a lot. Whenever one of us says something and sound unsure about it, we can't help but laugh and quote Anchorman:
"I'm Ron....Burgundy?"

LadyHitchhiker
04-22-2008, 03:11 PM
I like saying towel like Black Betty does off of Kung Pow "Mmmmmmmm tow-well"... and I say it everytime I need to say towel.. LOL

Still Servant
04-22-2008, 03:32 PM
I'm notorious for quoting movies in real life situations. My sister hates when I do it, but I can't help it. She's usually the only one who can tell too.

A day doesn't go by that I don't quote The Big Lebowski in real life. My favorite story is when I quoted The Big Lebowski in front of Keith Urban.

We were shooting Keith Urban at a local casino. We had to make the set look like a backstage and everything.

Anyway, since he was going to be singing, we laid down a bunch of rugs so the sound wouldn't bounce off the hard tile floor so much.

So Keith walks in and in his Aussy accent says, "Oy, noice rugs goys." (Sorry Zone.) :lol:

I couldn't help it so I blurted out, "Yeah, they really tie the room together."

I felt like the man all day for quoting The Big Lebowski in front of a huge star. Then I realized that just makes me a loser. :(

Unfound One
04-22-2008, 04:38 PM
Sometimes when my friends ask me what I want to drink I say I want a "liter o' cola" from Super Troopers.

Or, of course, "I'll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet." - also from Super Troopers.

ZoNeSeeK
04-22-2008, 05:12 PM
Whenever anyone says thirty-seven, I look shocked and reply "In a row?"


Mike: thats ok - just as long as you apologise every day for every single terrible aussie accent ever attempted by an american *grates nails down the blackboard*

Odetta
04-22-2008, 05:22 PM
There's too many to count for me here....

"Give me some sugar, baby." comes out of my mouth a lot.

Also, from Young Frankenstein...

"It could be worse... could be raining"

Erin
04-22-2008, 06:40 PM
I love to quote Jay from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (Gee, third Kevin Smith movie for me) Anyway:
"What the fuck is the internet?"


I say that all the time! I just love how Jay says it with such emotion and confusion. :lol:

fernandito
04-23-2008, 04:07 AM
This is one that my sister and I use a lot. Whenever one of us says something and sound unsure about it, we can't help but laugh and quote Anchorman:
"I'm Ron....Burgundy?"

The other day, I was watching a game on the tube, and there was a certain play that I wanted my brother to see, but he was outside playing ball. I yelled out to him

"Come up here, quick! You gotta see this play!"
"I'm going"
"Hurry up! You're gonna miss it!"
"I said I'm going"
"He's gonna put Corningstone on! He's gonna put Corningstone on!!"

:lol:

sarah
04-23-2008, 07:10 AM
"I'll give you a nice warm glass of Shut the Hell up"

classic Happy Gilmore is used often around our house.

Girlystevedave
04-23-2008, 08:23 AM
It's not really an exact quote, but whenever my dog is staring at me, begging to go for a walk, I tell her: "Your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me."

Mark
04-23-2008, 09:42 AM
Almost anytime someone asks me what I'm going to do for the day, I quote Napoleon Dynamite: "Whatever I feel like! Gosh!"

Jesus i do that all the time :lol: And me and my =friend Barnes, if one of us doesn't have something, for example, if i wanna copy his Maths homework and he's handed it in i always go "Frikin' idiot, God!" and flick my hair. Me and him do kick ass Naopleon impressions. We could probably do the whole film, just us two.


This is one that my sister and I use a lot. Whenever one of us says something and sound unsure about it, we can't help but laugh and quote Anchorman:
"I'm Ron....Burgundy?"

Me and my mate Ingram always quote the "i love lamp" bit to eachother, i ask him "Who do you love now?" and he says "I love lamp" and everytime someone asks "hu u luvin" i just say "I love lamp" :lol:

Girlystevedave
04-23-2008, 10:00 AM
That reminds me, whenever people are arguing or yelling, I like to quote Brick from Anchorman:
"Loud noises!" or "I don't know what we are yelling about!"

Which always leads to: "I hear their menstruation attracts bears.":rofl:

Girlystevedave
04-24-2008, 04:34 AM
Whenever someone says or does something smart, I like to quote Toy Story:
"Good job Woody. That's using the old noodle."

Odetta
04-24-2008, 06:27 AM
When anyone burps in our house (not that it EVER happens, because that's just soooo rude ;) ) my kids say... "Did ya hear that?" from Elf

Stinga of A-Town
04-24-2008, 07:14 AM
I find myself using qoutes outta the Tower more often then not. Flat tires are always responded to with " It's only flat on the bottom", anytime 19 comes up, it has to be said super dramticly, and after a brief pause. I will even find myself slipping into calla & Majis speek when talking normaly, with "Do ya, I beg",and "so I do's", and "Mayhaps". I even catch myself calling my wife "Honey Child".

fernandito
04-24-2008, 08:19 AM
Whenever someone states something ridicolously (sp?) obvious, I use Ashton Kutcher's quote from Dude Where's My Car?

"THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!"

Girlystevedave
04-24-2008, 12:04 PM
Whenever I want someone to give me a high five, I quote Waterboy:
"SLAP HANDS! SLAP HANDS!"

Still Servant
04-24-2008, 01:36 PM
Mike: thats ok - just as long as you apologise every day for every single terrible aussie accent ever attempted by an american *grates nails down the blackboard*

I will start with Nicole Kidman. I'm sorry for Nicole Kidman's awful Aussy accent.

:lol:

Girlystevedave
04-24-2008, 02:58 PM
One I use when someone is taking to long to do something. From Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
"Get on with it!"

OchrisO
04-24-2008, 03:00 PM
One I use when someone is taking to long to do something. From Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
"Get on with it!"

I use that one a lot as well, but it only really works if there's someone around who gets it to yell back "YES, Get on with it!"

Nerak
04-24-2008, 05:58 PM
yipee kay ay mutherfucker, is my fav!! Bruce Willis Rocks

Odetta
04-25-2008, 06:40 AM
If anyone's name is Roger... I start quoting Life of Brian... "Wealease... Wogah!"

Girlystevedave
04-26-2008, 04:36 PM
Yet another one I forgot about until I used it earlier today. Whenever someone asks me what I want, I usually quote Half Baked:
"You know what I want! I wanna talk to Sampson."

cozener
04-27-2008, 08:56 PM
One I use when someone is taking to long to do something. From Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
"Get on with it!" I hit up Holy Grail a lot. Whenever I do or say something and someone asks how I knew it I will invariably respond with, "Well you have to know such things when you're a king."

Any injury is referred to as "just a flesh wound"

Knights are sometimes called kenigits.

Women with big boobs possess large "tracts of land"

Old Man Splitfoot
04-28-2008, 01:04 AM
I don't remember the context, but my parents were talking about something burning, to which I responded "and what do you burn aside from witches" and was crushed when neither of the responded "more witches!". Bunch of savages in this town.

cozener
04-29-2008, 08:12 AM
Mike: thats ok - just as long as you apologise every day for every single terrible aussie accent ever attempted by an american *grates nails down the blackboard* So...you're saying you don't all sound like Crocodile Dundee? Well...damn. Thats fucking disappointing, Seek.

fernandito
04-29-2008, 08:18 AM
Man, this new guy at work made the big mistake of telling me his list name is Smalls. Now everytime he says something even remotely funny and/or interesting, I reply with : "Youre killing me Smalls!"

fernandito
04-30-2008, 10:53 AM
So I'm playing this war with aliens/ run & gun videogame, and I've gone through a plethora of quotes while doing so. Below are just ones that I can remember right off the bat :lol:

“Come on get some! Get it, come on! Get it, come on! Yeah! Yeah!” –Full Metal Jacket

“Come on in you fuckers, ole’ painless is waiting.”
“Dutch, on your 9!”
“Get that mother--!!”
“We’ve both got scores to settle!”
“Get to the choppah!”– Predator

“Go, my dogs of war!!” – Road Warrior

“Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhh!!!” -Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Casey Jones’s scream :rofl:)

“I’m a little anxious to get up there and whoop E.T’s ass” – Independence Day

I’m sure I’ll think of more as the day goes on. :pirate:

[/cease nerd talk]

Girlystevedave
04-30-2008, 01:18 PM
I can never ever eat chips and salsa without quoting Clerks:
I'm putting a spoiler tag around this since, even though it spoils nothing, Feev still hasn't seen the movie.:P And he can choose to enter at his own risk:

Salsa shark. We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa, shark's in the salsa.

fernandito
06-06-2008, 11:14 AM
A few minutes ago, I was walking back towards my desk, and one of my co-workers was standing there with her back to me, and she asked outloud : "Has anyone seen Fernando?" - I tried to bust a Christian Bale in Batman Begins - "HERE I AM." :lol:

It didn't sound as cool though.:|

theBeamisHome
06-06-2008, 11:23 AM
lol when someones says "huh?"
i go "huh, my ass!" (The Five Heartbeats)

educatedlady
06-06-2008, 11:26 AM
Whenever someone answers a question correctly I can't help but quote jake gyllenhall in Highway when he says, "Beep. Perfect Score. Gold star."


Also, no matter what the situation I often say, "I wanna see you happier, with your mouth open" from The Whitest Kids You Know.
YouTube - Whitest Kids U' Know - Happier With Your Mouth Open

Tiffany
06-06-2008, 03:18 PM
Whenever I'm about to play a game with someone, instead of saying something like "You're goin' down!" I like to tell them "Baby, I'm gonna buttah yo' bread" in as deep a voice as I can.

fernandito
06-06-2008, 03:19 PM
Where's that from again? Sounds familiar! :panic:

Tiffany
06-06-2008, 03:20 PM
Super Troopers!

fernandito
06-06-2008, 03:23 PM
There you go! :clap:

"What do you wanna do, Meow or Repeat?"

Tiffany
06-06-2008, 03:28 PM
What do you wanna do? Meow or repeat?

:dance:

Girlystevedave
06-09-2008, 01:54 PM
Willem Dafoe has a line in Boondock Saints that goes: "And where's he going?.....No..where."

So, anytime I say: "Where are you going?" I have to follow it up with "No..where."..even if I'm talking to someone who doesn't know the quote, or hell, even if I'm at home by myself talking to my dog who is asking to go outside.
:lol:

fernandito
06-09-2008, 02:03 PM
You could also use Jimmy's "Where are they gonna go, huh? (looks around) Where are they gonna go?"


:evil:

Girlystevedave
06-09-2008, 02:06 PM
:lol: Oh, I think we both know there is no shortage of Goodfellas quotes on my end.

Funny thing is, my sister is just as bad as me at using the Boondock's quote. I can't start it without her finishing it.

fernandito
06-09-2008, 02:09 PM
:lol:

I've been DYING to use Lloyd's "RIGHT ON MY ASS AFTER YOU KISS IT!" quote IRL, but I haven't had a proper chance to...


Soon :evil:

fernandito
06-09-2008, 02:19 PM
:lol:

I've been DYING to use Lloyd's "RIGHT ON MY ASS AFTER YOU KISS IT!" quote IRL, but I haven't had a proper chance to...


Soon :evil:

I often use the "...ol' buddy, ol' pal" line.

I use it too! *gangsta props*

I also like to use "You know why I like you? Cuz you're a regular guy!"

Ves'Ka Gan
06-09-2008, 02:42 PM
Whenever I know how to do something someone else doesn't (more specifically fellow Marines) I always quote FMJ "You will learn by the numbers! I will teach you!"

or when I pull out my combat knife "Now THIS is a knife!"

I know there are more but I'm drawing a blank...

Ves'Ka Gan
06-09-2008, 02:45 PM
OOOOOh. And being a reservist I alwayus quote Pauly Shore from "In the Army Now"

"One weekend a month, 2 weeks a year MY ASS!" (although that may not be the exact quote).

fernandito
06-09-2008, 02:49 PM
I use the worms quote often , I think I've used it in a couple of other threads around here. :cyclops:

The other day me and my brother went to one of my friends house, and he has this portrait of Jesus in his living room, and my brother used the quote from that one Ice Cube movie, where they're robbing a church or some such (?) : "Hold it , white Jesus!" :rofl:

fernandito
06-09-2008, 02:50 PM
OOOOOh. And being a reservist I alwayus quote Pauly Shore from "In the Army Now"

"One weekend a month, 2 weeks a year MY ASS!" (although that may not be the exact quote).

I use "Because we're cr-ay-zeee boys!" :lol:

Girlystevedave
06-11-2008, 03:16 PM
Today at work, I had to go upstairs to get a file. I looked at my co-worker very seriously, and said: "If I'm not back in ten minutes, call the..police."
Of course she didn't get it, but I enjoyed myself very much. :D

Ves'Ka Gan
06-13-2008, 05:06 AM
One I like to use that few people get (and when they don't it's always awkward) is whenever someone is going down a random list of things they like, I have to bust out with "and sometimes....I like the idea...of a girl. And a horse".

Or "You clean this up, I'm going to get a bagel".

Both from Chasing Amy...I think I have one friend I can count on to know what I am talking about when I use those.

fernandito
06-13-2008, 07:05 AM
That's a Kevin Smith film, right?

Another line that I use often whenever someone says something that comes as absolutely NO surprise is "Oh! There's a big surprise! I think I'm gonna have a heart attack, from that surprise!" Iago uses it in the first Aladdin movie :lol:

sarah
06-13-2008, 07:54 AM
my new favorite to use is:

Nerd Alert /austin powers

But you sort of have to tilt your head back and shout it across the room when someone does something completely nerdworthy. :lo:

fernandito
06-13-2008, 07:59 AM
Is that from the first Austin Powers?

One AP line that I love using when people don't get what you're trying to explain something to them "You just...DON'T get it do you? You don't!" But it has to be said in a slightly offensive/demeaning way :lol: :evil:

Hannah
06-13-2008, 08:31 AM
Willem Dafoe has a line in Boondock Saints that goes: "And where's he going?.....No..where."

So, anytime I say: "Where are you going?" I have to follow it up with "No..where."..even if I'm talking to someone who doesn't know the quote, or hell, even if I'm at home by myself talking to my dog who is asking to go outside.
:lol:

Weird. I do this too. :lol:

Whenever somebody is up in my business, or just asking questions I don't want to answer I say, "Don't you nevermind, Flo" from U-Turn.

Ricky
06-13-2008, 10:31 AM
I'm just seeing this thread for the first time (sad, yeah, yeah) and boy am I glad that I did. I constantly quote movies/TV. Some I do are:

"Get in my belleh!" and (mouth watering)"You kinda look like a baby." - Fat Bastard, Austin Powers

I probably use this one WAY too much, basically whenever anyone says anything. "That's what she said." - Michael Scott, The Office

Another one from The Office, "It's simply beyond words...it's incalculacable."

I forgot...one more. (Family hates me for this one) "Send in the Fem-BOTS! - Frau Farbissina, Austin Powers

educatedlady
06-13-2008, 10:58 AM
Willem Dafoe has a line in Boondock Saints that goes: "And where's he going?.....No..where."

So, anytime I say: "Where are you going?" I have to follow it up with "No..where."..even if I'm talking to someone who doesn't know the quote, or hell, even if I'm at home by myself talking to my dog who is asking to go outside.
:lol:

I do that too! I love that. I usually do hand motions as well. :)


Also, there is a line in the movie The Plague that my friend says constantly and I have started to say. I guess they are stuck in a church or something and one guy offers the other some communion bread but says, "Body of Christ. You want some?"
Anytime we...or I...am handing food to someone I say that. well, sometimes. :D

Girlystevedave
06-18-2008, 08:26 AM
Another one I remembered: Whenever someone gets sarcastic/smart with me, I like to quote Nasty Nate from Half Baked:
"Do you know who you're dealing with?"
(But saying it just like him is what cracks me up) :)

Girlystevedave
06-18-2008, 09:22 AM
No one can say anything about a wire hanger without me saying: "No Wire Hangers!!"

jayson
06-18-2008, 09:27 AM
No one can say anything about a wire hanger without me saying: "No Wire Hangers!!"

yep, that movie definitely made an impression on lots of people. i remember seeing it when i was a kid and suddenly thinking my parents weren't nearly as mean as i'd thought they were

Girlystevedave
06-18-2008, 09:41 AM
:lol:...As a joke, my husband bought a copy of it for me for mother's day.

jayson
06-18-2008, 09:47 AM
:lol: it's a good "How To" for motherhood as long as you use for "How NOT to"

Ves'Ka Gan
06-18-2008, 09:46 PM
"Ohmygod! That was the greatest fucking story I've ever heard in my entire life! No seriously, can you tell it again? Do you have time?" from Superbad.

and "Is it dead?" from Boondock Saints when they accidently shoot his girlfriend's cat.

(I just realized I use a LOT of movie quotes in my daily life...)

fernandito
06-27-2008, 11:10 PM
When I get mercilessly bombarded with questions *coughamanda* I use Benicio Del Toro's line from Sin City "No questions, troops! No questions!"

:D

Girlystevedave
06-27-2008, 11:12 PM
:rofl:

A-hole

Girlystevedave
07-05-2008, 05:49 AM
My husband rolled his eyes at me yesterday when I used this one after we finished cleaning up the house. He was bragging about how he was allegedly working earlier than me.

So, I quoted Shaun of the Dead.
"There is no 'I' in team......But there is an 'I' in pie, in Meat Pie. The anagram for meat is team."

fernandito
07-05-2008, 05:52 AM
:rofl:

And did he get the ref.?

Girlystevedave
07-05-2008, 05:56 AM
I think so... ( I mean I hope so :unsure:)
But he wasn't as amused as I was.
:nana:

Ves'Ka Gan
07-08-2008, 09:35 AM
Haha, I say that all the time at work. Sadly not everyone gets it. And with all my co-wprkers being American, if they don't get it, they are also confused by the concept of meat-pie.

theBeamisHome
07-08-2008, 10:41 AM
oh i thought of another one. my family loves the movie Anger Management, so now everytime someone leaves the room when we're watching a movie we go "hey you're missing important plot points!" and we also say "gooosfraba" when trying to calm down (comically lol)

fernandito
07-08-2008, 10:56 AM
Hey, I use that Anger Management quote too! :cyclops: I love the way Nicholson says it :rofl:

Another good one from that movie, and one of my personal favorites "Jibber Jabber, Jibber Jabber, Mumbo Jumbo, Denial, Key, Key, Key, Key" :D

theBeamisHome
07-08-2008, 10:58 AM
Jack Nicholson is truly the Man!... and not the one that everyone is afraid of... although maybe they should be.. he is the King of Hollywood..

i can't think of anymore but i'm sure i will once i watch another movie.

fernandito
07-08-2008, 11:01 AM
The other day I was discussing something with my brother, I forgot what the topic was, but he was slightly offended at what I told him and I used Nicholson's line in AM "I never thought you'd take it this way."

:)

theBeamisHome
07-10-2008, 05:10 AM
lol i thought of another one.
when my sister and i were younger... and sometimes still even now.... and someone would turn on the lights when it was dark or we'd walk outside after being in all day we'd squeal "Bright light! Bright light!!!" like Gizmo from Gremlins

Girlystevedave
07-14-2008, 05:20 PM
Okay since I work in the office at an animal clinic, I have a lot of moments where people will tell me that their pets 'had an accident' in the lobby. I usually ask: "Number 1 or number 2?"....I can never say this without turning around and quoting Austin Powers: "Who does number 2 work for?"

Come to think of it..anytime someone mentions the number two, I have the urge to use that quote. :orely:

theBeamisHome
07-15-2008, 10:16 AM
No one can say anything about a wire hanger without me saying: "No Wire Hangers!!"

my mom does that one lol and i was putting some of Nigel's clothes away and had an almost irrepressible urge to say it...

Girlystevedave
07-18-2008, 01:53 PM
What about those moments when you really really want to use a quote but know that it will be a total waste because you're talking to a moron?
Earlier today my co-worker was asking me if I remembered a drink that she used to drink years ago. I'm looking at her and shaking my head with this confused "I don't know" look.
And I'm thinking: "Why the fuck would I know that? Look at me lady, I don't even know where I am most of the time."
:)

jayson
07-18-2008, 01:54 PM
What about those moments when you really really want to use a quote but know that it will be a total waste because you're talking to a moron?

You just described my entire life outside my home. :evil:
It's one of the best things about my wife. She gets all my references.

fernandito
07-18-2008, 02:16 PM
And I'm thinking: "Why the fuck would I know that? Look at me lady, I don't even know where I am most of the time."
:)

:rofl:

The other day someone asked me somethign about Religion, and I did that wide eyed stare that Jay gives Bethany :" We got the only Jesus freak!"

Girlystevedave
07-18-2008, 07:35 PM
My dog does this 'neck stretch' thing where she points her nose upward and stretches. Every single time I see her do it, I either say or think to myself:
From Shaun of the Dead: "And Big Al says dogs can't look up."

:orely: I use a lot of lines from that movie, come to think of it.

fernandito
07-18-2008, 07:47 PM
I was speaking with this dispatcher from a trucking company that we use, and I needed him to give me overdue invoice numbers. He said
"Can I call you back later? I'm really backed up with my work."
"Well I really need the numbers, can't you spare a few minutes?"
"Hmm...no, sorry."
So then I ""jokingly"" said "Well, I guess you won't be getting any new delivery orders from us." Then he started laughing and said that I won - I had the strong urge to quote that strip club manager from Kill Bill 2 : "Fucking with your cash, is the only thing you kids seem to understand!"

Girlystevedave
07-24-2008, 11:00 AM
Once again, another moment yesterday when I was dying to use a movie quote:
I was training a new guy at work named 'Diego'. Well, anytime I thought of his name, I was reminded of the scene in Anchorman where they are discussing where the name San Diego comes from.

Ron Burgundy: "It means a whales vagina"

I 'so' wanted to ask if his name meant whale's vagina. :rofl:

dori
07-24-2008, 11:48 AM
i can't think of any movie quotes at the mo even though i'm sure i use loads, but i do use quite a lot of quotes from the comedy show the mighty boosh. Like when my sister is pissing me off i usually say ''isa in no way related to you bwoy, yous is ugally bugally!''

Tiffany
07-24-2008, 12:57 PM
Every time the man farts, I can't help but bust out singing "WHO'S THE BOOM KING?!"

And if he happens to be out on the balcony (or the deck, depending on where we're at), I have to sing "Whatcha' doin' out there, man?"

Both Flight of the Conchords songs.

Girlystevedave
07-24-2008, 03:45 PM
I may have already posted this, but oh well...I used it just a little while ago.
Whenever I or someone else says: "You know what I want.."
I have to quote Half Baked and say: "I wanna talk to Sampson."

Girlystevedave
07-28-2008, 05:24 AM
This one just sort of came out the other day without me even thinking about quoting a movie. My co-worker said something about needing a dictionary to look up definitions of words when reading a Stephen King book. I turned to him and said:
"Boy, what are you stupid or something?"

theBeamisHome
07-28-2008, 10:21 AM
:rofl:

wow...

this isn't a movie quote but a TV one; occasionally i'll just go into this Cartman rant "I do what i want!!" it makes me laugh so much.

Ves'Ka Gan
07-28-2008, 11:31 AM
I got a real bad sunburnedthqat pretty much sapped all the moisture from my skin,so now everytime I complain of being itchy or having dry skin my boyfriend says "It puts the lotion on it's skin....or else it gets the hose again!"

jayson
07-28-2008, 11:45 AM
I got a real bad sunburnedthqat pretty much sapped all the moisture from my skin,so now everytime I complain of being itchy or having dry skin my boyfriend says "It puts the lotion on it's skin....or else it gets the hose again!"

:lol:

I can't really hear the word "basket" without thinking of that scene.

"Put it in the fucking basket!!!"

Girlystevedave
07-28-2008, 05:48 PM
I'm not so much using this, as much as I get reminded of it like every day. Since my doctor told me that if I have to walk anywhere while I'm pregnant, I need to walk slow, I keep thinking of this whenever I'm walking:

"Paulie may have moved slow, but that's cause Paulie didn't have to move for anybody."
:lol:

fernandito
07-28-2008, 05:56 PM
Co-worker : "Hold on, let me explain it to you-"
Me: "Explain it to the fat end of my baseball bat!!"

(Big Momma's House)

Shamey
07-28-2008, 06:10 PM
I tend to ramble a lot when talking (sometimes it makes me worry) and when I do so and notice my boyfriend has started tuning me out, I'll quote Futurama - "It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?"

dori
08-03-2008, 06:52 PM
altho i am actually all grown up now and don't usually hear the phrase 'i'm telling on you' any more i used to quote a wicked reply from shawshank redemption which is 'You'll be telling him with my baton up your arse!!' classic. Also from the same film if i want people to be quiet i use 'If i hear so much as a mouse fart in here.....' of course that usually makes people laugh rather than shut up but it's usually worth it.

Girlystevedave
08-04-2008, 04:50 AM
I can't call someone as idiot without quoting Back to the Future. I did it yesterday when there was some 'idiot' weaving all over the road.

"He's an idiot. It comes from upbringing. His parents were probably idiots too."

Girlystevedave
08-04-2008, 09:47 AM
My fav Star Wars is Jedi...so whenever I ask someone their fav Star Wars movie I can't help but quote Randal from Clerks.

Me: What's your fav Star Wars?
Them: (Usually) Empire Strikes back
Me: Blasphemy!

Erin
08-06-2008, 07:32 AM
Whenever myself or one of my friends screws something up, we always say to each other:

"Step into my office". "Why?" "Because you're fucking fired!" from the scene with the hitchhiker in There's Something About Mary.

Sai
08-07-2008, 03:24 PM
Me and my friends quote The Big Lebowski at any time possible. And it's possible a lot of times.

Girlystevedave
08-16-2008, 08:10 PM
Aaaahh..it's time for a late night ice cream run.

I must quote Half Baked:
If I'm not back in 10 minutes...call the police. :D
......

I expect someone to finish this quote :evil:

Brice
08-16-2008, 08:28 PM
Sorry, I can't. It's been years since I've seen Half Baked. :(


Doesn't one of them say something about calling Dominoes if he's not back.

Girlystevedave
08-16-2008, 08:40 PM
You're on the right track :)

Brice
08-16-2008, 08:43 PM
Sorry, I can'y properly finish the quote without cheating. I'm sure Feev will be by with a direct quote. :)

Girlystevedave
08-16-2008, 08:46 PM
Well, at least you're OCD about not cheating :dance:

Brice
08-16-2008, 08:50 PM
oh, I'm OCD about lots of stuff. I just hide it well, usually.

fernandito
08-16-2008, 09:08 PM
"If he ain't back in 15 minutes, we callin' Dominos!"

fernandito
08-25-2008, 02:33 PM
Whenver anyone says to me "Who are you?" or "Who is this?" (usually happens in texts or IM's) I have to respond with :


"Just a friend..but you can call me, The Riddler!"


:cyclops:

Girlystevedave
08-26-2008, 08:48 PM
Whenever someone does something that I really appreciate, I usually say/or get the urge to say:

(In a nasally voice) "Ferris Bueller, you're my hero."

Girlystevedave
08-30-2008, 08:02 PM
I can't help but quote this one whenever I call someone crazy.

Old School
"You're crazy. You're crazy, man. I like you, but you're crazy."

fernandito
09-01-2008, 01:25 PM
Thanks to Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, I no longer get cravings for certain foods, I get powerful lust(s) :lol:

The Lady of Shadows
09-01-2008, 02:16 PM
whenever someone's doing something they can't possibly accomplish (ex. trying to get to a place that's 30 minutes away in 15 minutes):

we're gonna need a bigger boat -- jaws

Girlystevedave
09-02-2008, 01:36 PM
A co-worker was trying to irritate me today.

Co-worker: Does it bother you when I stand this close to you?
Me: (very serious) Hey, do you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

fernandito
09-02-2008, 02:06 PM
And did you do the sound?! :lol:

Girlystevedave
09-02-2008, 02:09 PM
:lol: No, she backed away really quick. But we laughed about how great it would have been considering another co-worker was on the phone with a customer less than 3 feet away.
:rofl:

fernandito
09-02-2008, 02:10 PM
You should do the -

MOCK
YEAH
ING
YEAH
BIRD
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH


- on her!

:rofl:

Girlystevedave
09-02-2008, 02:13 PM
:rofl: Oh man! I'm totally gonna set that up with my cool co-worker. :evil:

Girlystevedave
10-13-2008, 08:22 PM
Whenever I drop someone off at the airport, I always quote Johnny Knoxville in Big Trouble:

"Which lane? We're arriving....but, we're departing too."
:)

fernandito
10-14-2008, 06:13 AM
Whenever someone is making an excessive amount of noise, I like to use

"I hope it's worth the NOISE." (Prince John, Robin Hood : Men In Tights)

or

"Turn it down a notch (insert name here), creeping a bit!" (Dr. Evil, Austin Powers : Goldmember)

Girlystevedave
10-14-2008, 01:31 PM
Whenever I jokingly tell someone they don't have to lie about something, I quote Friday.

"You ain't gotta lie, Craig."

fernandito
10-14-2008, 02:31 PM
Oh! I have a couple that I use for lies -

"Your lies bounce off me like ping pong balls!" Chris Farley, Beverly Hills Ninja

"Don't lie , I can smell the menthol up in here man!" Martin Lawrence, Blue Streak


And if I'm lucky enough to cut them off while they're lying to me :

"Jibber Jabber, Jibber Jabber, Mumbo Jumbo, Denial! - Key Key Key Key!" Jack Nicholson, Anger Management

Still Servant
10-16-2008, 07:19 PM
Whenever I open my mouth I quote The Big Lebowski.

fernandito
12-14-2008, 01:44 PM
I've added a new insult/comeback to my repertoire, courtesy of Nothing To Lose -

"Shut up before I kick you in your bitch ass chin."

I'm very fond of it. :cyclops:

mystima
12-14-2008, 05:46 PM
i like to use the austin powers scene with seth green and mike myers doing the ssshhh with my kids...

kid says mom what are you...
ssshh

but....
ssshh

but mooommmm!
knock knock who's there sssshhhhh!!!!


buuuttt mommmmm!!!!
i got a bag full of sshhh just waiting for you.:excited:

Arthur Heath
12-14-2008, 06:41 PM
I love to quote Han Solo when my wife tells me she loves me.

Leia to Han as he's being lowered into the stasis chamber:

'I love you...'

Han with much confidence:

'I know'

This of course is promptly followed by I love you too.

fernandito
12-15-2008, 05:39 AM
:lol:

Also, whenever someone asks me 'Do you understand?' I quote Daniel Day Lewis (There Will Be Blood) :

"Do you understand, (blank)? That's more to the point - do you understand?"

Iwritecode
12-15-2008, 12:03 PM
I got a chance to quote Office Space at work one time. I got the actual error "PC load letter" on the printer when I tried to print something.

"PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?"

The guy that sits next to the printer started cracking up. :thumbsup:

mystima
12-15-2008, 07:56 PM
my sister and her hubby are renaissance fans...well they dress up as pirates and are part of a pirate crew that is there and me and her are always quoting Pirates of the Carribean

"But why is the rum gone?" :pirate:

BROWNINGS CHILDE
12-15-2008, 08:04 PM
My friend got up to get a beer during a football game, and of course, everyone asked him to bring them a beer. When he asked how he got to be the beer bitch.

I replied, "Cause your a faggot!"

even he laughed

Girlystevedave
01-04-2009, 04:26 PM
Me to Jacob when he starts a crying fit:

"Why so serious?"

Girlystevedave
01-04-2009, 04:28 PM
I got a chance to quote Office Space at work one time. I got the actual error "PC load letter" on the printer when I tried to print something.

"PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?"

The guy that sits next to the printer started cracking up. :thumbsup:

:lol:
That's great. When I worked in an office, it seemed every fax machine, printer, copier, etc. fucked up on a regular basis. I would always use that line when they'd piss me off.

flaggwalkstheline
01-05-2009, 03:41 PM
I throw in random/occassional Nadsat (the slang from clockwork orange) into my speaking, most people do not get it, but every so often someone hears me using words like velly or veck or devotchka or refering to beethoven as lovely lovely ludwig van and they just looks horrified because they r aware of the origins:P
Other thing I do from that film is yowl singing in the rain in my best malcom mcdowell impression
My brothers response to hearing me sing THAT version of singin in the rain which alex sings while in the act of raping a woman and crippling her elderly husband was to tell me "your a bad person!"

I also find myself using a quote from fight club to describe my being displeased with something "put a gun to my head and paint the walls with my brains"

Woofer
01-06-2009, 11:01 AM
I use movie/TV/music quotes a great deal (even though I've posted none here), and Liz's post in D&B about the when are you going to have children question reminded me of one I use when i am asked "Do you have children?"

"Only when there are no men around."

(from The Lair of the White Worm)

fernandito
01-06-2009, 12:36 PM
Thanks to There Will Be Blood, I now have two new movie quotes that I use frequently -

If someone asks me a question that I don't want to respond truthfully to, I respond with "I don't want to talk about those things...." or "Thank you for asking is enough."

If someone offers me something and I don't want it, I respond with "No thank you very much!"

Girlystevedave
04-27-2009, 09:26 AM
A lot of times when I get ready to feed Jacob, I'll say to him: "You hungry?"..I immediately think of Half Baked when Kenny walks up to the horse:
"You hungry, girl?"
Then the big black woman walks by and says: "F*ck you n*gga!"

:rofl:

sarajean
04-27-2009, 10:06 PM
:lol:

jeff and i say that to each other all the time. :couple:

fernandito
09-03-2009, 01:45 PM
Thanks to Casino, one of my newest favorite insults is "You gambling-lowlife-degenerate" :)

Still Servant
09-04-2009, 04:48 PM
I quote this line by Fredo from The Godfather II whenever I ask to help somebody and they say no.

"I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!"

sarajean
09-05-2009, 08:40 AM
"haaaaaaaaaa! motherfucker said ice cream!!!!!!!!!!!"

i say this nearly every time anyone says ice cream. i'm pretty sure sarah has heard me say it a few times.

SigTauGimp
09-05-2009, 08:33 PM
Ahhh...I used to quote Half-Baked alllll the time.

The ice cream line, and a slew of others.

Mostly Jim Breuer's dialogue. :D

fernandito
07-23-2010, 11:00 AM
["Hip to be Square" plays on the radio]

Me : You like Huey Lewis and the news ?
Co worker : I guess so.
Me : Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste, but when Sports came out in 83', I think they really came into their own. Commercially and artistically.
Co : I knew you were setting me up for that.


:)

Brice
07-24-2010, 03:47 AM
:lol:

Then you killed your coworker? :unsure:

fernandito
07-24-2010, 05:39 AM
:ninja:

Brice
07-24-2010, 05:40 AM
I am proud. :D

fernandito
07-25-2010, 07:01 AM
:D

Man, I am just waiting for an opportunity to use Eames's (Inception) line : "You musn't be afraid to dream a little bigger darling." on someone. :lol:

Girlystevedave
10-18-2012, 08:12 AM
The other night I had a hard time getting Jacob to bed. He kept calling me to his room for everything.
After about the 10th incident of being called in there to fix something, look at something he was doing, give him more hugs, I said:

"You're killing me, Smalls."

Odetta
10-18-2012, 09:22 AM
If it is cold, I can't help but say... "It's a bit nipply out" from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

(yes, I am a child)

Girlystevedave
10-18-2012, 10:35 AM
:lol:

I say "nipply" too!

Odetta
10-18-2012, 10:46 AM
:lol:
my husband usually replies by saying something about a log

Girlystevedave
10-18-2012, 10:49 AM
Well, it couldn't get any hooter, hotter! than it is. :lol:

Odetta
10-19-2012, 06:15 PM
Tis the season to be merry...

Girlystevedave
10-19-2012, 09:03 PM
That's my name!

Odetta
10-20-2012, 06:21 AM
No shit

BROWNINGS CHILDE
10-20-2012, 05:44 PM
I have discovered that " And that is why noone will remember your name" (from Troy) fits perfectly into conversation when someone does something stupid.

Merlin1958
10-21-2012, 04:46 PM
This is a bit off topic, but my BIL is a real smart ass, has been for years. He always has smack talk at family occasions and he really gets obnoxious at times. I finally left the wise ass speechless when at a communal dinner he was making with the wise-cracks towards me yet again. So I said "I got one thing on ya you can never refute". He says, "Oh yeah? What's that Tall, dark and ugly"? I said, "Well, I've been fucking your sister for the last 30 years"!!! Total silence from him, laughter from everyone else!!!! Turns out no one had ever seen him with no comeback!!!

Jean
10-22-2012, 10:20 AM
rofl

Bill, this is hilarious and totally needs to be re-posted here (http://www.thedarktower.org/palaver/showthread.php?1818-Everyday-quotes-from-Everyday-people!)

I dread to think what you might say to your son

Merlin1958
10-22-2012, 11:26 AM
rofl

Bill, this is hilarious and totally needs to be re-posted here (http://www.thedarktower.org/palaver/showthread.php?1818-Everyday-quotes-from-Everyday-people!)

I dread to think what you might say to your son

Nope. Don't worry, I like my son!!!

LOL LOL LOL

Girlystevedave
05-02-2013, 10:35 AM
My sister gave Jacob a bubble wand for Easter. I was outside with her and Jacob the other day, trying to blow bubbles for him. it wasn't working too well.

Me: "Jacob, this isn't working as good as some that we've had before. Aunt Elle, where did you buy this, the toilet store?"

Odetta
05-02-2013, 12:03 PM
I have discovered that " And that is why noone will remember your name" (from Troy) fits perfectly into conversation when someone does something stupid.

I am going to be using this soon!

fernandito
05-02-2013, 01:39 PM
My sister gave Jacob a bubble wand for Easter. I was outside with her and Jacob the other day, trying to blow bubbles for him. it wasn't working too well.

Me: "Jacob, this isn't working as good as some that we've had before. Aunt Elle, where did you buy this, the toilet store?"

Oh man, please tell me she got the reference!

Girlystevedave
05-02-2013, 02:20 PM
Haha. Yes!

And what was really great was when Jacob repeated it 5 minutes later. :lol:

Girlystevedave
05-23-2013, 09:45 AM
I completely forgot to post about this that happened a couple of weeks ago.
Jacob had his first visit to the ER after his head had a run-in with the corner of my mom's coffee table. We were in the waiting room, waiting for the goo they globbed on his head to completely numb the area so he could get stitches. He was super cooperative the whole time, didn't cry or anything, but just for kicks, to make him laugh amidst all the stress and chaos, I told him...

"After you get stitches, and it heals, you might have a scar. And you know what? You can do like The Joker and always ask people 'Wanna know how I got these scars?' And each time, you can make up a new reason."
He giggled for the first time since he got hurt.
Parenting can rock at times. :)

Girlystevedave
12-11-2013, 10:19 AM
Outside with Jacob after it snowed. I told him that he knocked snow off the bush as he brushed the branch. He asked "what bush."
I said "this bush, like this." I shook the branch and said:


"Shakin' the bush, boss. Shakin' the bush."

Girlystevedave
02-21-2014, 06:40 AM
After a cat scratched my arm at work..
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody."

fernandito
02-24-2014, 01:10 PM
LOL ^

I fucking love that movie.

Iwritecode
02-25-2014, 07:49 AM
My kids just saw that part of the movie the other day.

They were like “Oh! That’s where that line came from?”

Odetta
02-27-2014, 12:05 PM
After a cat scratched my arm at work..
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody."

My 9 year old, says this quote all of the time! It never gets old!


Actually, anytime anyone says the word "Necessary", I always repeat it as a question just like Patches does before he smacks the kid in the face with a wrench.

Girlystevedave
04-30-2014, 04:56 AM
I was venting to my sister about my hatred toward The Weather Channel during severe weather.

"They have this stupid thing called Torcon, which basically tells you your odds of experiencing a tornado. I don't want to know if I'm in a Torcon 7 area, meaning I have a 7 out of 10 chance of a tornado hitting me. I'm like Han Solo 'Never tell me the odds!' "

fernandito
04-30-2014, 08:20 AM
:lol:

Did she get the reference?

Girlystevedave
04-30-2014, 08:25 AM
Yeah, she did. :lol:

I mean, I'd have to disown her if she didn't. :cyclops:

Girlystevedave
07-01-2014, 07:18 AM
Me to Jacob when he was going to try to open a pack of crayons:

"Do or do not. There is no try."

Iwritecode
08-15-2014, 07:25 AM
We were driving to the mall the other day and my wife says “Park over there, there’s a sale at Penny’s.”

I started laughing and she asked me what was so funny. I told her that she just quoted a line from Airplane! She gave me a confused look. So I had to explain the whole scene to her.


[reading newspaper headlines]
Rex Kramer: Passengers certain to die!
Steve McCroskey: Airline negligent.
Johnny: There's a sale at Penney's!

She didn’t see the humor in it.

Girlystevedave
05-05-2015, 05:58 AM
I was shopping for plants yesterday. I can never ever browse the shrubbery section without wanting to quote Monty Python and the Holy Grail: "We want...a shrubbery!"

I really hated that there was no one around to say it to. I had to text my sister and tell her instead. :lol:

fernandito
05-05-2015, 08:17 AM
People not getting clever movie references are the worst :lol:

Girlystevedave
05-05-2015, 08:31 AM
Well, and I was shopping alone, so had I just blurted out that movie quote to one of the employees, they probably would have just thought I was a nut. :lol:

fernandito
08-19-2015, 08:11 AM
This isn't a movie quote per se, but it falls in with the spirit of the thread...

So for those of whom have seen Donnie Brasco - you know the part where Lefty is breaking parking meters open with the hammer to extract the quarters? Well me and all my siblings have adopted this scene IRL to let us know whenever a sensitive topic is being broached and we should cease all talks of it.

For example, say we're hanging out with a member of the extended family and him or her recently broke up with their significant other, and if one of us didn't know it was going on we'd warn that person with a text (or an under the breath comment) "Parking Meter" so that we'd know to stop talking about it.

I can't remember the exact situation, it was a few years ago, but my sister slyly called out to me from across the room "Hey, did you remember to put quarters in the PARKING METER? (intense eyes)" hahaha!

One of the advantages of growing up watching an ungodly amount of films with your siblings!

fernandito
08-26-2015, 09:04 AM
Whenever someone talks during a movie, I feel like busting a Jack Nicholson in Anger Management -

"For God's sake, you're missing important plot points!"

Girlystevedave
10-23-2015, 09:46 AM
A weird customer walked out of the clinic. I said "She's out of our haaair." :cyclops:

fernandito
10-23-2015, 10:03 AM
A weird customer walked out of the clinic. I said "She's out of our haaair." :cyclops:

CAN IT WAZOWSKI.

Omg that reminds me; the lady in accounting is a bitter old prune like Roz. Whenever she asks us for our expense reports, I feel like saying "Oh that darn paperwork. Wouldn't it be nice if it all just... blew awayyyyyy" :lol:

Girlystevedave
10-23-2015, 10:41 AM
:lol: Do it.

Girlystevedave
02-23-2016, 07:55 AM
Whenever I use the words "It was", I say it just like Ralphie in A Christmas Story.

"It, it twas, soap poisoning."

Girlystevedave
04-08-2016, 10:33 AM
We've got this piece of crap copier/fax machine at work that's always being a jerk, so I pretty much quote Office Space on a daily basis "PC load letter?! What the fuck does that mean?" as I'm pressing buttons.

Iwritecode
04-08-2016, 11:00 AM
I got my wife to unknowingly quote Bad Santa a few weeks ago. When I'm hungry I'm perfectly happy with a lunch meat sandwich. Just some bologna or ham on white bread and I'm good. My wife doesn't like them for some reason. So one day when we were discussing what we wanted to eat I said "I could make some sandwiches." She replied with "What's with you and the fucking sandwiches?!?"

The fact that she had no idea why I started cracking up made it even funnier.

Girlystevedave
06-28-2017, 09:41 AM
Whenever I cook/eat/mention rolls, I have to quote Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

"A roll is a roll and a toll is a toll. If we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls."

Girlystevedave
08-08-2017, 08:05 AM
Not so much a movie quote, but a movie reference..

One of the vets at my work brings his dog to work every day and he hangs out in the office with us. There's a baby gate at the end of the hallway leading into the office and when he approached the other side this morning wanting me to get up and let him in, I said "Come on, you can get through that. Just like the T-100 slipped through that gate in Terminator 2. I believe in you."

Girlystevedave
08-09-2017, 11:35 AM
[helicopter flies over my work]

Coworker: That sounds like a helicopter right over top of us.
Me: You wanna see helicopters? I'll show you helicopters.

Shannon
08-09-2017, 02:52 PM
Every time we come home, Rose opens the screen door and says, "Hold the dooooooor!"

Girlystevedave
08-11-2017, 08:31 AM
So I sometimes post on a lost/found pet page on facebook when the need arises , but I am always careful to never tell people that I work at a local animal clinic because I don't want them knowing that detail. So I logged on today to see that someone from an animal rescue we work with sent me a friend request. I immediately felt like Doc Brown in Back to the Future: "Oh my god, they found me. I don't know how, but they did."

Girlystevedave
08-19-2017, 11:21 AM
Whenever I say no, but I don't mean it, I say it like Mitch in Dirty Work.


http://youtu.be/Sqj803KC3T4?t=1m5s

fernandito
09-26-2017, 10:13 AM
Just got to use the following Men in Black quote. My (now) former co worker, who started her new job this week, texted me the following


Her: It's so boring and quiet here! So used to all the noise from the office.
Me: In a few days you'll get used to it... or you'll have a psychotic episode.

Girlystevedave
09-29-2017, 11:39 AM
Whenever the copier here at work gets a paper jam, I have to quote Spaceballs as I'm fixing the problem: "Jammed. Rasberry!"

Iwritecode
10-03-2017, 05:23 AM
Whenever the copier here at work gets a paper jam, I have to quote Spaceballs as I'm fixing the problem: "Jammed. Rasberry!"

For me that's a perfect time to quote Office Space.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0hDorkxAPM

Girlystevedave
10-03-2017, 12:26 PM
:lol: Yes! There's that one too!
I use "PC load letter?! What the fuck does that mean?" a lot.

Girlystevedave
10-07-2017, 10:13 AM
I was at my sister's house and her cat was staring at me and I quoted Sleepwalkers: "Stop looking at me. Stop looking at me, you fucking cat." :cyclops:

fernandito
10-09-2017, 10:59 AM
You coulda also used a Billy Madison, "stop looking at me, SWAN"

Iwritecode
11-01-2017, 10:48 AM
I made an appointment the other day. It's on Nov 7th at 7PM. Of course this scene keeps running through my head.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZrJLVTaL1M

Iwritecode
11-20-2017, 12:45 PM
Every year we go out to a local tree farm to cut down our Christmas tree. Every year I'll point to an obviously huge tree and say "What about that one?" One of the kids will reply "Dad, that thing won't fit in our front yard!" Of course my reply is always "It's not going in our front yard. It's going in our living room."

Girlystevedave
11-20-2017, 06:25 PM
:lol:

That’s awesome.

Girlystevedave
07-17-2019, 11:22 AM
I was having a conversation with Jacob a few days ago where he showed me two action figures or stuffed animals and told me to pick my favorite. I picked, and then he disagreed with my choice.
I responded with: "Well, that's just like your opinion, man", then reminded myself that my 10 year old does not get Big Lebowski references. :lol:

St. Troy
07-17-2019, 11:31 AM
"Everything is a travesty with you man" is a favorite of mine, and pretty widely applicable too.

I also like to throw out "it does not matter to Jesus."

Girlystevedave
07-17-2019, 11:43 AM
:lol:
Nice.

I really feel like I need to rewatch the movie now.

St. Troy
07-17-2019, 11:47 AM
For now, just enjoy this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo11SqLmuGc&list=PLfj5-_Nx0oXM17k2dph8IIEEm6Dp8Rg5y&index=48&t=0s

Ricky
07-20-2019, 03:52 PM
I've never seen it. Should I?

fernandito
07-22-2019, 11:59 AM
It's Cohen brothers, so yes!

Iwritecode
07-22-2019, 01:27 PM
I finally got around to watching The Big Lebowski just last year. I already knew all of the catchphrases and memes from the movie but never actually sat down and watched it all the way through.

The problem is that it took me probably 5 or 6 times of re-starting it to finally get through it. I'd start watching it and after 15 or 20 minutes I'd get bored and turn it off. Then I'd go a few weeks and try again.

It was the same with Anchorman. There are all these quotes from the movie and it has this huge cult following and my exceptions were really high for it. Then after I watched it I was just like "That was it? What's the big deal with this movie?" Although I've had people tell me that it's one of those movies that you have to watch a few times and it starts to grow on you. I haven't had the urge to re-watch it since. :shrug:

Ricky
07-23-2019, 03:34 PM
I felt the same way about Anchorman when I finally watched it.

Feev, just went to add The Big Lebowski to my Queue and turns out it's already there...at position 212. :lol:

fernandito
07-24-2019, 10:40 AM
Feev, just went to add The Big Lebowski to my Queue and turns out it's already there...at position 212. :lol:

Can you bump it up by like, 200? :lol:

fernandito
07-24-2019, 10:41 AM
Also anytime I hear someone use the phrase 'let's get down to brass tacks' I get the insane urge to quote Fear & Loathing:

"You can't have a circus without an ape!!!"

Girlystevedave
05-20-2020, 12:25 PM
Whenever something is mentioned about someone going somewhere, I have to reference Boondock Saints with:

"Where you going? NOwhere."