Would you Rather

[LadyHitchhiker]

There's these great books we've been getting at my bookstore. They're called Would you rather. The premise is this: you're given two brief situations and you have to choose between one or the other. I thought this would be a great game for us to play. So here's how it goes: I will start by putting down two choices, you choose one, then make up your own set of choices for the next person. Confused? I'll make some examples to start off.

Me:

Would you rather shoot silly string out your nose or eat it?

You: Shoot it! That would be aweome!
Would you rather live with Mickey Mouse or with Mickey Mouse ears on your head.

Next person: Mickey Mouse ears rock!
Would you rather have a German shepherd or a German luger?

Okay? Get the idea? Have fun! Be crazy! Here we go:




Would you rather eat a jellyfish sandwich or be stung by a jellyfish?

[fernandito]

I've heard that jellyfish are good for digestion! :D



Would you rather date a vampire or become a vampire?

[Unfound One]

Date a vampire. I might be into that whole biting thing... :D

Would you rather be a man with a 2 inch penis in the normal spot or a man with a 10 inch penis on your forehead?

[fernandito]

10 inch penis on my forhead, then I can literally be a dickhead :D


Would you rather crash into a lampost or have lampost fall on your car?

[Unfound One]

I'd rather crash into it - makes for a better story.

Would you rather one of your eyeballs be vertical or your nose be horizontal?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Eyes vertical. I just think it would look cooler.

Would you rather eat ranch or live on a ranch?

[fernandito]

Live on a ranch, riding horses is the greatest!


Would you rather learn to fly or would you like to see me try?


(10 points for reference :D )

[bergy81]

I'd love to see you try. I could record it and put it on YouTube.

Reference-One of my turns by Floyd. That part in the movie was friggin awesome!

Would you rather date someone with the ugliest face you have ever seen but the hottest body you have ever seen or date someone with the most beautiful face you have ever seen but ugliest body?

[John Blaze]

damn, that's a hard one. depends on the personalit :lol:

jk, i'll have to choose prettiest face.

would you rather make love to Rupaul (sp?) or Whoopi?

[bergy81]

Since you didnt give me suicide as an option I'd have to say Whoopi. She may look like the Predator/Alien hybrid, but Im pretty sure she dosent have a dick.

Would you rather drink a gallon of vomit or eat a cup of shit?

[John Blaze]

drink the vomit.

my friend made me change my mind about the ugly body/pretty face choice.

he says "it's not the face you're fucking, it's the fuck you're facing."

makes sense to me.

would you rather a large woman with no breasts, or an anorexic 85 pound job with triple FFF's?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Triple FFFS... I can always put on weight but it's hard to lose it.

Would you rather be in a snowstorm trapped in a car with a clown or in jail for running over the clown?

[fernandito]

I'll take the snowstorm and the clown - theyre the greatest! (as long as he or she is not coked out)


Would you rather get smacked in the face with a baseball bat or get bit by a bat after you smacked him in the face with a baseball bat?

[LadyHitchhiker]

I'd rather get hit in the face because I love bats.

Would you rather live in a pineapple under the sea or live in a city in the clouds?

[bergy81]

Pineapple under the sea because Lando Calrissian is an asshole.


Would you rather get kicked in the nuts/vagina or the face?

[John Blaze]

face

it hurts less

would you rather eat shit and die or die from eating shit?

[Unfound One]

eat shit and die - it sounds much cooler.

would you rather eat a snack size bag full of toenail clipping or drink a cup of wrung-out dirty sock sweat?

[William50]

Sock Sweat. I imagine that the nails would hurt coming out.


Would you rather lick a sidewalk or eat a moldy hot dog that you found on the sidewalk?

[bergy81]

Lick a sidewalk. Do you know what hot dogs are made of? Lips and assholes.

Would you rather rule in hell or serve in heaven?

[Jon]

Serve in Heaven


Do your pets know more than you wished?

[Letti]

No, they don't. You can know everything.


Would you rather live in the desert or on Antarctica?

[bergy81]

Antarctica, sand fleas suck.

Would you rather fight The Terminator or The Predator?

[Jon]

Antarctica...almost as beautiful as you.


Would you rather be an overnight package or an overseas package?

[John Blaze]

Antarctica, sand fleas suck.

Would you rather fight The Terminator or The Predator?

The Terminator. At least I can see the son of a bitch.

here's Jon's

Would you rather be an overnight package or an overseas package?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Overseas... so that way at least I can have left the states.. it's one of my dreams.

Would you rather live in a Star Trek World or a Dr. Seuss world?

[bergy81]

Star Trek world, all that crazy Dr. Seuss shit would give me a headache.


Would you rather have sex with the woman/man of your dreams even though they have Herpes and Genital Warts or have sex with someone you are so unattracted to they make you vomit.

[John Blaze]

Dr. Seuss, I must tell, I speak in rhyme very well.

would you rather work for a living and enjoy your life, or be filthy rich and borderline depressed?

[John Blaze]

Would you rather have sex with the woman/man of your dreams even though they have Herpes and Genital Warts or have sex with someone you are so unattracted to they make you vomit.

woman of my dreams, specially if I was gonna be with her for the rest of ours lives.

fuck it, there's medication

look up for next ^^^

[LadyHitchhiker]

Work for a living. It's what I do already, and for the most part I enjoy my life.

Would you rather date Paris Hilton or Nichole Richie?

[John Blaze]

paris hilton, she may be a slut but....nvm, they're both that way. :(

would you rather date Jack Black or Rainn Wilson

[LadyHitchhiker]

Jack Black. I actually think he's kinda hot!

Would you rather kiss a frog or lick a frog?

[John Blaze]

lick it, if it's the hallucinogenic kind.

would you rather sky dive or bungee jump?

[Bethany]

either one is going to end with a big puddle o'bethany so it doesn't matter.

would you rather lick someone's feet or have yours licked?

[John Blaze]

both :ninja:

i'm into that.

i'm waiting for you on ym

[John Blaze]

would you rather kiss a clown or punch a grandma?

[Bethany]

kiss a clown.

would you rather clean up poop or puke?

[John Blaze]

i'm waiting for you on YM!!!!!!!!

poop, i change diapers everyday.

would you rather eat something you hate or drink something that will make you sick
?

[Bethany]

eat something i hate because i hate to puke.

i can't think of anything

[LadyHitchhiker]

That stinks.

Would you rather wear stinky shoes or have stinky feet?

[John Blaze]

stinky shoes, my feet have never stunk.

would you rather eat healthy and die super old and incontinent, or eat what you want and die young?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Probably old... but that won't happen because I'm too irresponsible with my eating habits.

Would you rather have to talk by cell phone or walkie talkies and have to say "over" after every sentence?

[John Blaze]

walkies

saying over is half the fun.

i got nothing, someone else take it.

[LadyHitchhiker]

Alright...

Would you rather eat mushrooms that make you trip or trip over mushrooms?

[bergy81]

Eat mushrooms that make me trip, its the only way I cn catch the white rabbit.


Would you rather eat a cat or a dog?

[Unfound One]

A cat. I'm allergic so it makes them a tiny bit less likable.

Would you rather, for the next year, be pine scented or new car scented?

[obscurejude]

Def pine scented.

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

[cappsy]

blind then i can play the piano i love music

would you rather fight mike tyson or have to speak like him

[John Blaze]

fight him, because even if he beats my ass I'l still be me, which is a plus.

would you rather date a stripper or a nun?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Ooooooooh toughie.... I'm thinking a nun because I dated a stripper and he cheated on me and the other strippers I've met since then are skanky...

Would you rather have lousy sex five times a day or great sex once a year?

[Girlystevedave]

Lousy sex five times a day....hey you can still "take care" of the rest on your own


Would you rather have the ability to fly or be invisible?

[LadyHitchhiker]

FLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Much more useful!

Would you rather juice a fruit or drink juice with a fruit?

[Jon]

I'd like to do both.


Would you rather eat catfish

or have your cat eat fish?

[LadyHitchhiker]

I LOVE EATING CATFISH!!! Yum yum yum....

Would you rather watch a cock fight or fight with your cock?

[John Blaze]

definitely watch a cockfight, I'm from the south, and I grew up watching em.

and no one but my wifey is touching my cock.:angry:

would you rather be an Oscar Myer Weiner, or feel like a nut?

[LadyHitchhiker]

I always feel like a nut, so maybe I'll try being an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

Would you rather watch scrubs or wear scrubs?

[John Blaze]

watch it, it kicks ass!

would you rather get beat up or beat someone up?

[fernandito]

Beat someone up! Oi oi oi oi oi!!


Would you rather be at a professional basketball game or be in a basketball game?

[John Blaze]

be in one.

I'd always rather play than watch. That's my issue with all sports, but especially basketball and baseball. I'd rather play them because I enjoy them inmensely, but watching them mostly bores me to tears.

would you rather eat a banana or have your banana eaten?

[Disturbed Angel]

Eat a banana.

Would you rather cheat on the love of your life or be cheated on by the love of your life?

[John Blaze]

damn, that's a hard one. I'd rather be cheated on, then I wouldn't have the regrets of fucking something like that up.

Would you rather drink a tall one, or be a tall one?

[cappsy]

drink it being tipsyis fun
would you rather fight along side patton or hitler

[Jon]

Patton was a wider man and could block more bullets as I coward behind him.


Would you rather never have your trash dumped or be one who dumps everyone's trash?

[bergy81]

Dump everyone's trash. I hear garbage men make good money.


Would you rather be shot in the kneecap with a .45 cal, or shot in the gut with a 9mm bullet?

[Odetta]

hmmm... well, kneecap, I guess.


would you rather be called a bitch-ass punk or a punk-ass bitch?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Punkass bitch. But then I've been called that before.

Would you rather swim in a lake or a pond?

[Disturbed Angel]

A lake - less weedy!

Would you rather be hugged or be kissed?

[Rolands_Father]

Depends on who we're talking about! But just protect myself from ridicule... I'll say hugged.


Would you rather live in a world without music or without color?

[LadyHitchhiker]

without color... I LOVE music!!!!!!

Would you rather go to a comic book store or a book that solely sells boooks?

[bergy81]

Bookstore that just sells books. There is nothing like the feeling of walking into a used bookstore for the first time

Would you rather own a cat or dog?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Cat. I have two. They don't have to go outside to go to the bathroom and they purr...

Would you rather eat a tofu pizza or a tofu cupcake?

[Jon]

The cupcake would have less mass so it is my choice.

D0 you believe that if we injected the influenza virus to all that are healthy enough to survive it, would their collective temperatures reduce the need of home heating oil? And just think, if they are all sick they will use less electricity.


Can a Pandemic save the world???

[bergy81]

No.

Would you rather have your hand or your foot smashed with a sledge hammer?

[Odetta]

foot... I play piano!


would you rather...

have a hot poker shoved up your nose or watch a 12 hour marathon of Sex in the City? ;)

[Arthur Heath]

hot poker up the nose, no questions about it...

Would you rather have a theme song play everywhere you go or have constant 'jazz hands'?

[John Blaze]

theme song for sure. "the rock says!" :lol:

would you rather have your cake, or eat it?

[LadyHitchhiker]

EAT IT!!!!!!!!!!! *gorges face with no warning*

Would you rather be a vegetarian or a carnivore?

[shaggyamy]

Definately a carnivore! I hate vegetables!


Would you rather have the perfect body (what ever your definition of the perfect body is) or have one million dollars?

[The Lady of Shadows]

a million dollars (do i have to pay taxes). the perfect body is over-rated.

would you rather:
1. still know about the dark tower but never be allowed to talk/read/write about it again
2. never have read it in the first place

[Disturbed Angel]

Definitely have read it, even if I could never speak of it again.

Would you rather:

Lose your memory (think alzheimers)
or
Lose your limbs

[Raron]

My memory. I could still dance that way.

would you rather drown in whipped cream or nacho cheese?

[The Lady of Shadows]

no-brainer: whipped cream! :)

would you rather:
be sneezed on (with snot!) by a really ugly (insert preferred sex)
or
be thrown up on by a really nice looking (insert preferred sex)

[Raron]

Sneezed on... I do not want someone I thought was attractive hurling their cookies on me... kinda a turn off.

Would you rather have candy cane fingers or bubblegum lips?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Candy cane fingers... I love peppermint... and don't really like the taste of bubblegum flavoring...

Would you rather drink through your nose or your butt?

[Mist_on_the_Water]

Hpefully this hasn't been made

just ask a "would you rather" question, the next person answers and asks one of their own, simple enough right?

Would you rather lick sucker that was stuck to the bottom of a table with gum that was already there

OR

lick the useable end of a well-used back-scratcher?

*laughs evilly* :onfire:

[LadyHitchhiker]

I fear this will be merged... we already had one of these... :( But I'll play anyway

I would lick the back scratcher.



Would you rather be a llama

or an emu?

[razz]

llama. every time. :|

would you rather be slowly disemboweled
or have a growth on your brainthat is growing fast. very fast. like 1 cm/minute? It keeps growing till you die

[LadyHitchhiker]

The second one... I think... they're both horrible!

Would you rather wake up to cats puking in the next room

or wake up to them peeing in the bed?

[fernandito]

As Liz pointed out, this thread has been made before so I'm going to merge it with it's counterpart and bump that one. :)

[gsvec]

If I had to choose, it'd be puking in the next room - easier to clean that up than taking apart the bedding and washing the sheets.

Would you rather have a very high paying job that you hated and had to work at 12 hours a day or a much lesser paying job you loved?

[mystima]

the lesser paying job...which is what i have....


would you rather watch a train wreck or be in a train wreck?

[Mist_on_the_Water]

okie thansk and sorry XD

eww...uhm....watch? then I could call someone to help...


would you rather be caught in a mudslide or be the cause of a mudslide when there's people below?

[razz]

cause

your mother is hanging off one cliff, your dad off the other. you can only save one. which would you rather save?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Probably my mom because my dad's dead and cremated... so it would be his ashes I was after... Aren't you supposed to spread ashes anyways?

Cat or dog?

[Jean]

cat!!!!

white or dark chocolate?

[sfischer]

dark chocolate...it has antioxidants.

would you rather unsuccessfully stalk your secret crush or be stalked by some creep?

[cru]

get stalked, since thats not illegal.


trannies or grannies? :excited:

[LadyHitchhiker]

Trannies... Me love-a Rocky Horror Picture Show!!!!

Plaid or polka dots?

[Dave!]

Plaid. Polka dots could induce seizures.

Emus or Alpacas?

[The Lady of Shadows]

well, emus can't fly away from me. but what the fuck is an alpacas?



straight-up or on ice?

[Dave!]

Straight up! Ice just melts, waters down, or takes away from the volume of liquid that can be put in the glass.

Shaken or stirred?

(An alpaca is some sort of llama-type camel thingy that.. ok I really don't know. Some sort of llama looking thing, kinda. Maybe.)

[The Lady of Shadows]

stirred. doesn't shaken just make it watery (i.e. james bond is a fucking light weight for ordering it that way!)



sean connery or pierce brosnan?

[Dave!]

Connery! Brosnan is too prissy to be a tough guy.

Austin Powers or Mini-me?

[The Lady of Shadows]

austin powers. i'm so over the bad boys. :evil:




would you rather get sat on by fat bastard or take a mud bath with shrek?

[Dave!]

Definately Shrek. You can wash mud off, but funk tends to linger.

Goldmember's love slave or doused with cat piss on a daily basis?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Cat piss... I've actually done that already, and I know what it entails... Working with animals is fun!

Would you rather look like this: :cyclops: or this: :drool: all the time?

[Jackie]

:cyclops: Drool is gross plus i can get a fake eye and look somewhat normal x]

Would you rather get arrested or get sprayed by a skunk?

[Dave!]

This--->:drool:

At least I would have the appropriate number of eyes. And a moist environment. Wait, now that I think about it....ewwww.

Look like this :excited: or this guy? :cowboy:

[Dave!]

ok wait. too late.

Arrested. Skunk is a hard stench to rid oneself of.

same question as above. sorry! :doh:

[Jackie]

:cowboy: Cowboys or in my case cow girls are pretty cool

Would you rather die by drowing or burning in a fire?

[Dave!]

oh that one is hard. I've had nightmares about drowning. Almost did on a boat in the Gulf last summer when we hit a storm and the boat was taking on water...but a fire would really hurt. I guess if I was passed out by smoke inhalation first, it would be the fire.

Forced to listen to Barry Manilow or Bette Midler for 8 hours straight?

[Mist_on_the_Water]

idk who Midler is, but I like Barry Manilow so him....

would you rather find out that your wife is your long-lost paternal twin or that she's going to have septuplets?

[razz]

that she's having septuplets.
If she were my sister i would be scarred for life (like i'm nto alread :lol:)
but i hate kids, so if she's having a kids at all, it means she's cheating. and i can't live with on child, let alone four (six?)

[razz]

would you rather be killed by a wolf or a bear?

[SpaceMaN]

a bear. at least i can have the dignity of saying i went out against a bear.



would you rather eat nothing but dirt for the rest of your life, or pull your toenails out with pliers?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Toenails will grow back out if I only have to do it once... eating dirt for the rest of my life, uggghhh...

Would you rather live one day fully or a whole life of meh?

[SpaceMaN]

i like being alive, so I'll take the meh.



would you rather be deaf or have Flock of Seagulls playing repeatedly, non-stop, even while sleeping, being the only thing you can hear forever?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Flock of Seagulls. I don't know that I could live without music.

Would you rather be made from cardboard or bubble wrap?

[SpaceMaN]

bubble wrap. everyone loves to touch and play with it.



would you rather break a limb or get a deep papercut on your hooha

[LadyHitchhiker]

I've had the papercut don't ask. I'd rather break a limb.

would you rather speak only in one syllable words or multiple?

[SpaceMaN]

multiple.



would you rather have a chip in your brain to make you super-smart or have a chip in your ear to have phone conversations on

[LadyHitchhiker]

Depends.. would I be happy still when I'm super-smart? (reference to Flowers for Algernon)

Bender or the upgrade?

[SpaceMaN]

Bender Bending Rodriguez.



would you rather your favorite show can't be watched ever again or a pretty bad show be all that's ever on tv.

[Sam]

I'd lose the tv show, there are other shows than that.

Would you rather shave your head (including eyebrows but you can keep the eyelashes) for a year, or have everything else on your body (from the neck down) shaved for a year?

[pickle]

Everything Else

Never read a King Book again or Spend a year debating with GW Bush lol

[SpaceMaN]

I'd have to take the year with W. King is mostly all I read.



Would you rather be stung by a scorpion on your face or bitten by a rattlesnake on your ass

[LadyHitchhiker]

Scorpion. There's a chance it's not poisonous.

Would you rather suck the venom out or be stung yourself?

[SigTauGimp]

Be stung myself...I don't think I can pull off the heroic stunts required. :P


Would you rather have chronic insomnia or be a narcoleptic?

[LadyHitchhiker]

I've had a little bit of both (more the insomnia though) and let me tell you: narcolepsy... because at least you get your sleep in.

would you rather go to a restaurant where they'll insult you and get your food right, or go to a place where they'll not get your food right but be nice to you?

[SigTauGimp]

I'd much rather get my food right...I can take abuse pretty well when I have awesome food in front of me. :P

Would you rather ride a horse bare-back, or ride in a car with little to no suspension/shocks?

[LadyHitchhiker]

I've done both.... I'd much rather commune with the horse...

Would you rather eat gnocchis or lasagna?

[sarah]

lasagna. I've never had gnocchis. I'm not too into Italian food.


Would you rather Ski or Snowboard?

[SigTauGimp]

Snowboard...I've done both, and snowboarding seemed more natural feeling to me.


Wax or pluck?

[sarah]

Both. :ninja:


would you rather live in a one story or a house with stairs?

[Jon]

Stairs are fun to slide down!


Would you rather have a splinter in your finger or a papercut between them?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Ugh... either one will leave me with some kind of wound.... but I think the splinter because it would probably be smaller to take care of (from experience).

Would you rather be stuck your whole entire life talking in smilies or have no voice?

[SigTauGimp]

No voice....I'd much rather pantomime everything then having to do this "=D" all day.


Be blind or deaf?

[SpaceMaN]

blind, so at least i'd have my music, and they make books on tape.




would you rather be a bad comedian or a super funny loser

[pickle]

a funny loser

would you rather lose all you King collection or never have sex again?

[sarah]

lose my king collection.


would you rather snowboard or surf?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Egggggggggghhhhhhhh well after flipping and landing on my face skiing and nearly killing myself I'm going to vote against that, but I'm not a very strong swimmer so surfing's a bad idea... but hell, I'll give surfing a try.

Would you rather have Bender or R2D2 (keep in mind both swear) ;)

[sarah]

bender all the way!

would you rather watch 24 hours straight of Futurama or The Simpson's

[SpaceMaN]

Futurama. I've probably come close to that mark, watching 11 DVDs and then 2 movies in about a day and a half. Did I mention it's my favorite show ever?



Would you rather watch every Friends or every Seinfeld, each situation being a non-stop thing.

[sarah]

Seinfeld all the way! (and great answer about futurama. I totally agree as it is one of the best shows of all time ;))


would you rather being in an all you can eat ribs contest or all you can eat steak contest?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Steak. I hate ribs.

Would you rather be a pirate or a cowboy?

[pickle]

a Pirate, i mean how many times do you see a cowboy with wenches :D

Would you rather eat raw fish or raw beef.

[SpaceMaN]

Beef, I guess.



Would you rather be on Jeopardy! or Wheel of Fortune?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Wheel of Fortune... I like the spinny wheel

Would you rather be on Speeders or Cheaters?

[SpaceMaN]

Speeders. I drive fast.



If gas costs were not an issue, would you rather have a muscle car or a hybrid?

[pickle]

Hybrid, because most American muscle cars arnt designed to corner well, so are crap to drive.

Mac or PC?

[The Lady of Shadows]

you can have my pc when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers. :shoot:




would you rather never read a book again or never listen to music again?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Oh that's a horribly tough one. I suppose I can always have the music in my head.... I don't think I could give up reading.

Would you rather work at a job making oodles of money doing something you hated or work at a job you love getting paid peanuts?

[Jon]

Doing who what I love.


Would you rather be eaten by a wolf and shit over a cliff or burn to death?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Wolf. At least I'd be helping someone through that. Wolf's gotta eat.

Would you rather live off imitation crab meat or lobstrosities forever?

[Billy-Bumbler]

Lobstrosities. Duh.

Would you rather be eternally bored or eternally fearful?

[sleeplessdwarf]

This seems like a quick version of the Choose your own adventure books I read as a preteen :P

I'll take my chances with bored.

Would you rather have a hot spouse that sucked in bed or a very average spouse who rocked it?

[AlishaRiley]

I'd say boredom, i think...although, sometimes, i love the feeling of being terrified. As an eternal emotion, howerver...I wouldn't go out of the house, so i'd have the boredom combined.

Plus, when you live in scally central, you live in fear every bloody time you see a black tracksuit and a balaclava...which is a lot. :P

[ClicheGuevara]

Guess I'll answer S.D's question, average spouse who's good in bed. . Because I couldn't be with someone who can't match my sexual prowess :lol:

my question: who would you rather run 100 miles or do a handstand for 30 hours?

[SigTauGimp]

If I had something to help me be upright, then a handstand...but if I could do the 100 miles over a long period of time, I'd do that.

Not have the internet, or not have a phone?

[Hoot]

Ehhh, not have the internet I guess. =P Usually the people closer to you are within phone reach [long distance or otherwise]. Then again, there's Skype, but screw that.

Die dumpin' or die humpin'?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Humpin for sure. Ohhhhhhhh yeah

Would you rather swim in a chocolate river or bathe in coffee?

[AlishaRiley]

(die humping, definitely.)
CHOCOLATE RIVER!!!

[LadyHitchhiker]

Alisha, you need to ask a question!

[AlishaRiley]

Sorry, guys!
Ermm...Have no legs, or no arms...?

[sarah]

no legs eventhough that would totally suck.

would you rather listen to yeah yeah yeahs, or nelly furtado

[Billy-Bumbler]

*shrugs* haven't heard either of them so I'll go with yeah yeah yeah's 'cause they have a cooler name.

Die painfully in 20 years, or peacefully in 10 years?

[candy]

die peacefully in 10 years, i am allergic to pain.

would you rather fight IT or the Randall Flagg (the stand version)

(ps - i love your sig billy bumbler)

[Brice]

It: he just seems like a funner more creative evil.

Would you rather have unlimited amounts of money, but no friends or unlimited amounts of friends, but no money?

[Lily-sai]

Unlimited amounts of friends, of course. I've never really cared about money anyway. ;)

Would you rather be too hot or too cold?
(this question boggles me, I can never decide!)

[Brice]

Too cold: You can always put more on. There is eventually a limit as to how much you can take off.

Would you rather have your favorite book or your favorite movie?

[Letti]

book


Would you sing your favourite song in front if millions of people who you don't care about or in front of the person who is the most important to you on the Earth?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Depends on whether or not I'm getting paid ;) I think if I was getting paid oodles my husband would be okay with me not singing it to just him.

Would you rather drink chocolate milk through your nose or gargle molasses?

[AlishaRiley]

Oh, drink chocolate milk through my nose. :P

Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?

[Letti]

Hm... an arm.


Would you rather live in forever spring or forever summer?

[B Rag]

Spring. I'm guessing it'd be better for crops and stuff. I don't know if it really would be, though. (Also, I have to assume it'd be a nicer spring than the current one!)



Would you rather have no skin or no bones?

[Letti]

no skin
I wouldn't live without bones. Without skin... it would be like hell but I would be alive.


Would you rather be God or the Evil?

[Melike]

God.
has an evil side <_<




Would you rather live in reality or dream? :D

[Letti]

reality
There is something so beautiful about the limits of reality... I can't put it into words. There is nothing more beautiful... more meaningful... sadder... and happier than chasing your dreams in the 3 dimensional world.


Would you rather build a cottage or win a palace?

[Melike]

Build a cottage.
I should do everything myself. That is what makes life precious for me. Otherwise it wouldn't be really mine.




Would you rather have wings or branchia?

[darkrose]

branchia! coz im scared of heights :)

would you rather eat a cake that tastes like poop or a poop that tastes like a cake?? :wtf::wtf::wtf:

[Jean]

A cake that tastes like poop. Words and concepts mean more to bears than tangible reality.

if you had no books, TV or computer within reach, would you spend week-end at home or go out with people who bore you to death?

[flaggwalkstheline]

weekend at home

oh and for the record: poop that tastes like cake durrr

would you rather
give dick cheney a spongebath?
or
have dick cheney give you a spongebath?

:scared:

[LadyHitchhiker]

Probably have him give me one. Then I can put a bag over his head and picture that it's someone else... like David Duchovny.

Would you rather
eat cat food for life
or eat dog food for life?

[pinkymcfatfat]

I'd rather eat dog food for life...it's somewhat closer to 'people' food nowadays. Cat food is still basically fish heads in a can.

Would you rather spend a day as a patient in an ICU, or 3 days trapped in a snowbank inside a car?

[LadyHitchhiker]

ICU is no big deal. Stuck in frozen car, with no food, big deal. So ICU.

Would you rather dream of someone you love that is dead every night,

or would you rather hallucinate every day?

[Brice]

What makes you think I don't already hallucinate every day? :lol:


Would you rather have an itch constantly or a sneezing fit that wouldn't go away?

[pinkymcfatfat]

Sneezes rank higher on the 'funny scale' then itchies...and are more likely to be forgiven on public outings.

If you were forced to visit your most annoying elderly relative, would you rather go see your incredibly religious Great-Aunt, or incredibly racist Great-Uncle?

[candy]

an incredible religious aunt, i can understand religion even if i dont feel it

would you rather travel back in time or travel forward in time?

[mystima]

i would rather travel back in time just to see the people i have missed.

would you rather work as a janitor in an asylum where they are criminally insane or work as a raw sewage maintenance worker where you have to swim in raw sewage.

[candy]

a janitor for the criminally insane, there is no hope for the raw sewage:cool:

would you rather; spend 2 weeks in your dream holiday destination with the relatives from hell or 2 weeks in a skanky sea side town on your own?

[stone, rose, unfound door]

Dream holiday destination. Who said I had to stay with them all the time anyway?

Would you rather :
Eat a dead rat
or eat a plate of maggots?

[candy]

the dead rat, its a delicacy in some places.

would you rather; walk on hot coals in bare feet or over ice in bare feet?

[pinkymcfatfat]

Believe it or not, I have actually gotten to walk on hot coals and it's easier than you would think. I'll go with that since I hate cold weather.

Would you rather be forced to watch a 24 hour marathon (you WILL be kept awake) of 'Barney' or 'Teletubbies'?

[TLC]

Teletubbies, I can't stand Barney's voice or face for that matter.

Would you rather swim with sharks or swim with jellyfish

[LadyHitchhiker]

Sharks.

Original cartoon Grinch or Jim Carrey as the Grinch?

[Raron]

ORIGINAL... how is this even a question. Yes Jim did a decent job but how could you beat the version Dr. Seuss himself helped with.

death by drowning in mini marshmellows or death by Bruce Lee. (He didn't die. He just kicked the universe so hard he fell out.)

[LadyHitchhiker]

Bruce Lee. It's the more honorable and less sticky way to die.

Would you rather have death by toast or death by bread?

[John Blaze]

what's the difference? Depends if there is butter on the toast.

Toast.

Would you rather sky dive or spelunk?

[Bethany]

Spelunk, I have no desire to end up as a greasy spot.

Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Fly when I fart. I would love to fly...

Would you rather eat sticks or rake leaves?

[alkanto]

Rake leaves! I love leaves.....as long as I have a decent rake.

Would you rather:
Live in a country where the national anthem is "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor

-OR-

Live in a world where Teletubbies were a prime hunting animal, and your main source of food?

[LadyHitchhiker]

That is a truly tough decision....

Hmmm...

But I'd have to go with the country/tiger thing. I have a hard time killing things for food.

Would you rather eat the grinch or the cat in the hat?

[John Blaze]

Damn, tough choice. i'm gonna have to go with hunting Teletubbies.

Would you rather


Murder someone to get rich, or sleep with a decrepit old man to get rich?

[John Blaze]

That is a truly tough decision....

Hmmm...

But I'd have to go with the country/tiger thing. I have a hard time killing things for food.

Would you rather eat the grinch or the cat in the hat?Sorry, didn't see a new page.

As to yours...

Cat in the hat, I've alwa...........

never mind.


Murder someone to get rich, or sleep with a decrepit old man to get rich?

[alkanto]

With length not specified, I go with the old man, once.

Would you rather snort a half-canister of black pepper, or a live bee?

[alkanto]

sorry...double post

[John Blaze]

black pepper. it'll be abitch, but it'll be an inanimate bitch. What if the bee flies in my lungs?> :panic:


Would you rather be strictly vegetarian or strictly carnivorous?

[alkanto]

Strictly vegetarian. I practically am already...I don't eat meat nearly as much as I though, after a vegetarian friend challenged me to think whether I could do it or not.

Would you rather be stuck in a small elevator with 7 wet dogs or 3 grossly overweight, sweaty men?

[John Blaze]

Men, but really, what's the difference.


Would you rather give a speech in front of a huge audience in your undies.

Or

Would you rather fight Mike Tyson in a sealed cage?

[alkanto]

Speech.

I'm 4'10", 110 lbs. Mike Tyson is not a good fighting match for me.

Would you rather find true love and be poor or be rich but alone?

(BTW...I would go with the dogs! At least they are almost guaranteed to like you...and fur dries Sweat just....gets sweatier)

[John Blaze]

(dogs will jump all over you no matter what. I like dogs, but that's too many in too confined a space. Plus, if you're there for a while, the humans will at least try to hold their potty needs. The dogs won't.)

I've already had the poor and true love, I'll just stick to that.


Would you rather commit a hate crime or have one committed on you?

[jrminvt]

have on commited on me... i don't like commiting crimes...

would you rather run over someone with a car or get run over by a car?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Depends on who I'm running over, but most likely get run over. I like to harm none.

Would you rather be this guy: :panic: or this guy?: :onfire:

[alkanto]

:onfire:

I like fire :P

Would you rather be forced to relive your high school days, or spend a week as a paraplegic?

[John Blaze]

High School daze. (pun intended)

High School, for me, pretty much rocked.


Would you rather have super powers, or own a pokemon? And if so, which pokemon and why?

[LadyHitchhiker]

That's a tough question. I think I'd like super powers. Specifically I'd like the super power that when I touch something I would know what's wrong with it and how to fix it. That would be the coolest ever.

Would you rather be a typewriter or a walkie talkie?

[John Blaze]

Typewriters.

Fornit some fornus, FTW.


If going cross country, would you rather

1. fly
2. drive
3. take the train?

why?

[Bethany]

Trick question! If I'm in a hurry, fly. But I have always wanted to be able to take my time and drive across country with someone. I love driving.

Would you rather live out a fantasy for only a hour or keep the dream alive with no chance of ever experiencing it?

[John Blaze]

hour. easy.


Would you rather be a commercial logger or a commercial fisherman? Why?

[Bethany]

Logger, simply because the smell of being a fisherman would kill me.

Give or take bad advice?

[alkanto]

Take it. I can't handle being responsible for another person's downfall. I can fix myself.

Would you rather have a third eye or have a giant horn in the middle of your forehead?

[John Blaze]

third eye, Tien kicks ass

http://i688.photobucket.com/albums/vv250/Paramore-Fan_2009/Dragonball%20Z/tein-Shinhan.jpg

rather be a cowboy or an astronaut?

[Bethany]

Cowboy (actually cowgirl, so I can lust after the cowboys).

Would you rather have sand in your drawers or water in your ear?

[John Blaze]

always lie successfully. That ought to be a superpower.


Rather be rich and lonely or poor and surrounded by friends? Honestly?

[alkanto]

honestly? Rich. I really don't have a lot of really good friends to begin with, and the more money I have, I can have a large space for tons of dogs, which are the only things I really like spending time with.

Would you rather never need sleep, or be able to dream whatever you wanted, whenever you wanted?

[John Blaze]

dreams, for sure. imagine the possibilities?You can have anything you ever wanted.

be famous or be married to someone famous?

[Bethany]

Neither. I can't stand any kind of attention.

Have sand in your drawers or water in your ear?

[John Blaze]

neither is not a choice. It's called would you rather. So answer it, dork!:couple:

[Bethany]

If I must, married to the famous person. But I'd never, ever be seen.

Drawers or ear? :P

[mystima]

water in the ear...sand is just itchy and gets all over the place

be grossed out by your uncle with his weird sounds and smells or laugh at your brother who really isn't funny

[alkanto]

Laugh at my sisterbrother who isn't really funny.
I have some experience in that field, you might infer.

Would you rather live in a small room with your entire family for the rest of your life, or never see any of them face-to-face the rest of your life?

[John Blaze]

Uncle, I guess.


eat something you have never eaten before that looks icky but all your friends say tastes great, or eat something that looks good but your friends say taste bland?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Taste bland. I generally like bland.

Would you rather be bland or bald?

[John Blaze]

I'm going bald already, i'll go with that.

I'll never be bland. :P


Alkanto's question, seems we answered together, so I'll use hers so it gets answered.

Would you rather live in a small room with your entire family for the rest of your life, or never see any of them face-to-face the rest of your life?

[Bethany]

Small room with my family. I couldn't not ever see them again.

Would you rather eat a jar of mayo at one time or a big ball made out of the filling from an entire package of double stuffed Oreos?

[Raron]

Oreos of course... that... that one really doesn't seem to be a contest to me. I would make a silly sarcastic comment but I just wanna know who would rather eat an entire jar of mayo then oreo fillings?

Would you rather throw rocks in glass houses or have a bird in your hand?

[Raron]

Oreos of course... that... that one really doesn't seem to be a contest to me. I would make a silly sarcastic comment but I just wanna know who would rather eat an entire jar of mayo then oreo fillings?

Would you rather throw rocks in glass houses or have a bird in your hand?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Mmm.. birdy.... I wouldn't want to wreck people's houses, even if they are dumb enough to make them completely out of glass.

Would you rather have diarrhea or puke?

[Odetta]

ugh, the thing that sucks is when you get both at the same time!



stabbed in the eye with a knitting needle or festival of mimes?

[John Blaze]

mimes. I actually like them.


Eat a food you hate for a year, or walk around in your underwear in public for a year?

[Odetta]

underwear... no brainer for me!


eat bacon or eat ham?

[John Blaze]

::moves to Canada::

Damnit, I love both, but Bacon wins!


eat broccoli or cauliflower?

[Odetta]

welcome to Canada, brother, bacon always wins :wub:

Broccoli... cauliflower, only if it's with cheese


would you rather save the whales or save the forests?

[John Blaze]

forests, many more species there that need saving.


Would you rather rupaul or whoopi goldberg?

[Odetta]

both equally annoying... I've always liked Whoopi's glasses, so, I'll pick her so I can kick her ass and steal her glasses


be chased down by Michael Myers or Freddy Krueger?

[John Blaze]

Jason. :ninja:

jk, I'd say Myers, he's more likely to be killable.

skunk or raccoon with rabies?

[Odetta]

skunk


bitch-ass punk or punk-ass bitch?

[John Blaze]

punk ass bitch

Would you rather be bubba's bitch, or make Bubba your bitch?

[Bethany]

BUBBA IS MY GRANDMOTHER! TAKE IT BACK!

[John Blaze]

:facepalm: No one was talking to you, Beferknee. And there's more uses for Bubba. Your grandma being called that is decidedly uncommon, as we've discussed before.

[Odetta]

make Bubba my bitch, even if it's Bethany's grandma!


fall off a speeding motorcycle with no leathers or fall from a 3 story building?