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bergy81
04-07-2008, 11:10 PM
What are some of the worst/funniest pick-up lines you have ever heard?
This one always cracks me up.

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I can see myself in your pants."

John Blaze
04-07-2008, 11:47 PM
is it hot in here or is it just you?

or how about

that shirt would look awesome on my bedroom floor.

or....

what do you like on your pancakes? (why?) I want to know what to make you for breakfast.

bergy81
04-08-2008, 12:01 AM
how about..."Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong"

mia/susannah
04-08-2008, 04:01 AM
Boys, those are hilarious. :rofl:

Rjeso
04-08-2008, 04:31 AM
*the picker-upper licks their finger and wipes it on the pick-upee's shirt*

Let's say we go to my place and get you out of those wet clothes?

Odetta
04-08-2008, 07:07 AM
This one was unique...

"My friend over there wanted me to do this... *kiss* but he's too shy"

sarah
04-08-2008, 07:31 AM
If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

fernandito
04-08-2008, 07:46 AM
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day!

Is your dad a baker, because he gave you nice buns!

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Girlystevedave
04-08-2008, 11:11 AM
Okay, this isn't really a typical pick up line, but it happened to my sister and I one day when we were walking. A guy slows down in his car next to us, leans out the window and asks:
"Are either of you single?"

That's like saying: "Hey, I'm not picky. I'll take either one of you."

Odetta
04-08-2008, 12:07 PM
ugh! what a loser!

jayson
04-08-2008, 12:10 PM
Okay, this isn't really a typical pick up line, but it happened to my sister and I one day when we were walking. A guy slows down in his car next to us, leans out the window and asks:
"Are either of you single?"

That's like saying: "Hey, I'm not picky. I'll take either one of you."

the attempted pickup from the car is bad enough no matter what he said. it just oozes creepiness.

Matt
04-08-2008, 12:15 PM
From a Mexican guy:

Do you have any Mexican in you? Want some?

Jorge
04-08-2008, 12:15 PM
I seem to have lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?

I had a message for you, but I've forgotten it. No worries, though. It's written down. On my penis. In Braile.

Ka-mai
04-08-2008, 02:01 PM
I did have a guy ask me if I'd go out for breakfast with him tomorrow. I just kept drinking. :P Later he was nicer, he was showing off for his friends, but he still didn't get anything. I got free drinks though. :)

fernandito
04-08-2008, 02:23 PM
From a Mexican guy:

Do you have any Mexican in you? Want some?

[jots it down]

Darkthoughts
04-08-2008, 02:26 PM
Is your Dad a thief? Cuz I think he stole the stars out the sky and put them in your eyes *vomits*

Girlystevedave
04-08-2008, 02:28 PM
"Hey sweet thang. Can I take you out for a fish sandwich?"

Okay:rofl: I couldn't help it

Girlystevedave
04-08-2008, 02:35 PM
I can't remember the exact words used, but I had a car pull up next to mine one time and the guy basically offered me a job as a hooker. Made me wonder: should I be charging for it?

John Blaze
04-08-2008, 03:02 PM
((checks the tag of the girls shirt))

Just like I thought, made in heaven.

educatedlady
04-08-2008, 03:10 PM
From a Mexican guy:

Do you have any Mexican in you? Want some?

I've gotten that one...I've also gotten it in several forms. Replace "mexican" with "Injun", "italian", "irish"...works for anything really. Those are just what I've heard used on me.
The last guy I dated actually used the "Injun" one on me...after we had started dating though so I guess it kinda worked for him. lol.


I got this one at a bar once. This guy was sitting next to my friend and when I smiled at her he thought I smiled at him. On my way to the bathroom he got up and said, "You smile at me, I smile at you. Let's go fuck."

I've also gotten this one. "Hey, nice shoes. Let's fuck"

Ka-mai
04-08-2008, 05:05 PM
:lol: I've gotten the "want any?" from a guy who was part Irish. Only it didn't quite work because he said, "Do you have any Irish in you?" and me, being naive, said, "Yeah, I'm like 1/8th Irish." So he had to kind of flounder around to make it work. :P

ZoNeSeeK
04-08-2008, 06:12 PM
"Hey, are your parents in Jail? Because you look retarded and uneducated."

obscurejude
04-08-2008, 06:19 PM
:lol:

cozener
04-08-2008, 06:55 PM
Are those spacepants you're wearing because that ass is out of this world.

bergy81
04-08-2008, 09:25 PM
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.;)

Jorge
04-09-2008, 10:00 AM
"Hey, are your parents in Jail? Because you look retarded and uneducated."

Hey man, if you're going to quote me, at least provide a citation. :P

Mark
04-14-2008, 11:12 AM
From a Mexican guy:

Do you have any Mexican in you? Want some?


I am SO coming to America and replacing Mexican with British8)

LadyHitchhiker
04-15-2008, 03:50 PM
I give free moustache rides.

Ka-mai
04-15-2008, 04:45 PM
"Did you win tonight?"

Guys ask me this when I walk past the bar after poker. They always ask while the game is still going. And I'm obviously no longer sitting at a table. Dumbasses. It's not flattering, it's rubbing it in that I suck at cards and just lost to a guy who probably has a lower IQ than I did at age 12.

bergy81
04-18-2008, 07:01 PM
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

LadyHitchhiker
04-20-2008, 01:21 PM
I lost my phone number. can I have yours?

jemaher
04-24-2008, 09:46 AM
You know what would look good on you??.... Me!

fernandito
04-24-2008, 10:57 AM
I lost my phone number. can I have yours?

Sorry lady, I already posted that one :)

jemaher
04-24-2008, 11:41 AM
fuck me if im wrong, but dont i know you?

fernandito
04-24-2008, 11:43 AM
nvm.

Girlystevedave
04-24-2008, 11:58 AM
I saw this one on the Action Hero Handbook I'm reading, and it cracked me up, especially since I live in TN.

"Do you live in Tennessee?"
"Why?"
"Because you're the only 10 I see."