Pet Names (Non-fiction)

[LadyHitchhiker]

Just for you Girlystevedave.... A weird pet name thread, or even just a thread for great animal names period.

I have two cats named Linus and Mandarin right now.

And past cats of strange names:
Kami Kazi
Figaro
Prince Silver Paws
Nona
Velcro
Dante

Dog Names:
Ammo
Dirty Curty
Trace
Gator
Reel
Clover

Bird Names:
Keeter
Possum

Horse:
Mambo
Moose
Prozac

Patients' animals' names:
Mulder
Scully
Curiosity
Satisfaction
Osama Bin Laden
Hitler
Godzilla

Well that's all I can remember right now

[Girlystevedave]

One of my cats had her tail cut off as a kitten (she was a stray)
Her name is Nubs.
I also call her tubby Nubbins, and Nubbinstein, and Nubinson Carusoe.
All my pets have nicknames...I'm weird.

[alinda]

My MOM has a mini dauchsund named " Annie Jewel"

[LadyHitchhiker]

Linus I call Linus Batitus Konkitus... I don't know if the last two words mean anything but I call him that anyways. My husband calls him pork chop and many various fat names...

Mandarin I call Sasquatch for some reason... And crabby patty...

Kami Kazi I called my Caramello because he was so sweet on the inside.

Oh! I used to have a cat named Jimminy "Monkeybrains" Cricket.... He only lived 8 days once I brought him home... :(

[Rjeso]

I once had a fish named Sushi.
I had a trio of betas named Earth, Wind, and Fire.
I had a hamster named His Nibs.
My pair of hermit crabs were Tweezers and Clamp-it.

[LadyHitchhiker]

I laughed out loud about your betas, L-lady!!!

We used to have two goldfish named Muhammid Ali and McGwire and two suckerfish named Lollipop and Tiger Woods.

[mia/susannah]

My 2 dogs names: Faith and Jenna

Now, for all my cats, i hope I don't miss any, here goes:
Cleo, nickname, littleonemommy stormcloud
Lynx caramel
Mr. Chips synester
Mr. Squiggles skiddish
Uno el diablo
patches embrey
whitepaws blackbeardedlady
littlebrother1
littlebrother2
grizzlyadamiss
Littlebear2
bear
jumpsuit
playful


Most of my cats died of old age, unfortunately.

[LadyHitchhiker]

My mom had a cat named Cactus!!!

[Jon]

I had a dog aptly named "Stoner."

That pooch could take a very long hit from a bedside smoker!!!

[LadyHitchhiker]

You know my uncle Ortiz, Linda? He names all of his dauchsunds Snoopy. Now that he has alzheimer's it's great because he'll probably not forget their names.

I had a dog named Oscar Linda.

Rjeso: My sister had 4 beta named Eric, Stan, Kenny, and Kyle.

[Jean]

sorry, have to adapt the below story to English - it is not going to be as preposterously funny as in Russian, but still -

in the park, last summer, a fat lady walks an unleashed I don't-know-whom, some small fluffy doggy with a deafening squealy non-stop bark. When he runs too far away, she calls him back:

"Shony!... Shony!...... ... Chopin!!!"

[LadyHitchhiker]

LMAO!!!!!! That's funny!

I've known a few dogs named Bear. But I think that's just a great dog name.

Kabuki was a dog I knew and I thought that was an interesting name.

[Ka-tet]

I have 2 dogs:
A springer spaniel called poopy, aka chunk(shes a little chubby :P)
A springer spaniel, collie cross called lucy, shes poppys pup, aka lucy loo or flu

And i have a kitten called angus.

[Girlystevedave]

My mom has a lot of cats...but two of them are named Obi and Yoda. They are by far the dumbest cats I have encountered in my life. Quite odd.

[Brice]

At my house we have:

cats-Buffy, Angel, Dante, Sandy, and Ginger

dog-Bear

bunny-Destiny (your destiny is lying on the floor in a pool of you're blood if you try holding her. :) )

[Erin]

I've said this a million times before, but what the hell, I like to talk about my animals :lol:

I've got an English Bulldog named Gimli.
Three cats named Jonesy, Mr. Gray and Erik.
Two ferrets named Harley Quinn and Jack.

My sister has a yellow lab named Harley...but he's a boy.

My mom has two indoor cats named Gracie and Simba.
Two outdoor cats named Bushes and Momma Bear.
And she just got a German Shepherd puppy named Josie.


edit- Brice! That Destiny story....:rofl:

[Brice]

It's true...I know at least one person has gone to the hospital for trying. :lol: She is really Bunnicula :evil:

[Unfound One]

At home we have a Shi-Tzu named Xualan (Shulan).
At school I have my fish: Mickey, Frodo, Huey, Dewey, and Louie.
And my snails: Vingt and Mooger.
LAME.

[bergy81]

I had a cat named "pia". Its short for pain in ass.

[LadyHitchhiker]

Ooh! Ooh! We had a cat named "Shitbag" for a short while (Uncle named it) but I thought that was too mean so we renamed him Prank.

The other night I dreamed that we ended up adopting Mandarin's siblings. We named them Papaya and Mango.

We almost named Mandarin "Quizno" because he used to freak out and get hyper whenever the dancing mouse would sing on those commericals. But Mandarin stuck.

[Girlystevedave]

My parents fed two stray cats outside that looked a lot alike. My dad called them Pete and Repeat

[Rjeso]

She is really Bunnicula :evil:

:lol: ! Well, if you start seeing white veggies laying about, run.

[jayson]

i have two cats, milo and django

[Brice]

She is really Bunnicula :evil:

:lol: ! Well, if you start seeing white veggies laying about, run.

:unsure:

[Darkthoughts]

I have a cat called George, we used to have two goldfish called Pink and Floyd but they died...George was not responsible :lol: Also a guinea pig called Scrabble...but he died too. Perhaps George ought to be getting nervous :D

[Rjeso]

a) Good job on the Django, RofG. That's awesome.

b) I thought you knew the Bunnicula book, Brice. I was surprised, because I didn't think any other kid had ever read that, and I was shocked that you knew about it. Looks like I can go un-shock now, since I guess you don't know it. Sad.

[Brice]

Ummm...no, I know it and the little cartoon that was done of it too.


The unsure smilie was me unsure if there were white vegetables lying about.

[LadyHitchhiker]

I LOVED BUNNICULA!!!!!! I read all the books!!!

[Jon]

Dog with huge ears that stand up, not floppy - NORAD.

[LadyHitchhiker]

LMAO...

[LadyHitchhiker]

Apparently John Cleese names all of his cats after cheese...

[razz]

my brother named his dog (actually my dog now) Axel Rose

[Woofer]

I LOVED BUNNICULA!!!!!! I read all the books!!!

I still *have* Bunnicula books.


Dogs:

Tipton (Tippy)
Brownie Jingles Jump-Up Sea Biscuit Hole-in-the-Head Aussumano Amantillado
Malcolm
Nicodemus (The Corgi-cross in my siggy.)
Lucy sans Pelt (She had mange, heartworms, worms, and just about everything else when we got her. She's the Sibe in my siggy.)

Cats:

PC
Peppermint Kitty (Acquired when Lucy was ill and Nick had passed. We kept the Peanuts theme going.) aka Pepper
Spot
Not
Gabbette
Padma
Peanut
Camille
Mr. Grey
Char(coal)
Itty Bitty
Cuthburta

[razz]

also had cats name
blakjaggy
doc.
solomon
and winsor

[LadyHitchhiker]

I don't know if I said this but I had two rats:

Nicodemus and

Semprini...

[razz]

Isn't nicodemus that rat from that one kids book? Rats of nimph or sumthin?
i read that book in second grade.

[LadyHitchhiker]

Rats of Nimh! Yes!! You get it!!!

And semprini is from Monty Python Flying Circus.

I'm sure no one got the reference but it was supposed to be the one most evil word in the world. It was the name of a British opera singer.

[razz]

i thought the evil word was...NI!

[LadyHitchhiker]

Yes, but that's off the movie, not the series... And i called Nicodemus Ni for short...

[razz]

why do they ph34r "It"?

[Zalia]

My shih-tzus name is Teyla (after the character in Stargate Atlantis)
but I've been known to call her Teyla-bum, princess poopyhead, sweetpea, poohbear, and many different combinations of them.

My budgies name is Cap'n Jack Budgie :pirate:

My other dogs who have since died of old age where:
Daisy a dachshund
Puddles a jack russel terrier
Cricket a shih-tzu
Lumpy a jack russel terrier also Puddles son

and of course there is my sisters two dogs
Coco a chihuahua/yorkshire terrier
Burrito a chihuahua

[theBeamisHome]

My Keylo.... i wanted to name her Kilah, but she's a pit bull and my dad said that was too close to Killa sooo.. I said Keylo.. and her middle name is Graham.. soo Keylo Graham (kilogram)..

I had a dog years go named Mocha Latte... lol... I don't think we gave Onyx a middle name.. Don't have those two anymore... I want a puppy when me and Nigel move into our apartment, but I don't think he'd want one.. I wanna name my next dogs after greek gods and goddesses.

[The Lady of Shadows]

i have had:

a white mouse named alex (who died of fright when nuisance knocked over his cage)
a cat named nuisance (who i loved with all my heart and called all kinds of names like nuisey, nuiseynoose, nuiseywoosey, etc.; he could sit on the tops of those old fashioned doorframes - do you kennit the kind i mean?)
a cat named mittens
a cat named summer
a cat named e.t. (born completely bald and ugly as hell but grew a great coat)
a cat named kiki
a dog named sheba
a dog named sarajevo (guess when we got her?)
a dog named satan (and he was, believe me)


after college i got:

a bird named garion (from david eddings belgariad series, the name not the bird)
a cat named christopher robin
a dog named winston (custody to my ex)
a dog named pemmers (who would make a lovely oy)
a cat named uno (refugee from friends who couldn't keep him any longer)

[Brice]

I can't even list all our cat's names. There are now 21.

[The Lady of Shadows]

woohoo! it's divisible by 7! you so rock. :rock:

[Letti]

I have two turtles:
- Roland
- Maturin

Two gerbils:
- Infi(nite)
- Uni(verse)

A rabbit:
- Alex

And at my mom we have a beautiful called Maci it means "little bear".

[Unfound One]

I don't know if fish count as pets, but I like my fish a lot. They're incredibly relaxing to watch:
Small, Medium and Large, my 3 x-ray fish,
Mickey, my orange mickey mouse Platy,
Miles Davis and Frodo, my two guppies,
Mooger and Vingt, my two apple snails,
and the late William Merrywater (aka Bill), my silver lyretail Molly.
He disappeared from my tank while I was visiting Texas for a week. I assume he died and was eaten, which is really sad. He was my favorite. :(

My dog:
Xualan the Shih-tsu (pronounced Shoe-lon, but we call her shu-shu).

When I move out of my mom's house in about a month I will have a mouse, but I don't know what to name her yet - any ideas?

[Letti]

Can't you show a picture of your fish? I love them, too.

[LadyHitchhiker]

I named my rats Nicodemus and Semprini but those were rats...

I would probably name my mouse Monterey Jack if it were a boy...

[The Lady of Shadows]

i think travelling jack is a good name for a mouse

[bangoskank1]

my cats name is Carrie but I think I would name my mouse Mr. Jingles...

[Unfound One]

I had thought about Mr. Jingles... but I like Jack too.
It'll be a she, but gender specific names aren't really my thing. :)
And Letti, I'll try to get a picture of my fishies, they move too fast for my camera sometimes though...

[razz]

I've been toying with naming a cat Devavres

[Brice]

mr. jingles

[LadyHitchhiker]

XD What about Monterey Jill/Jane... :lol:

[Arthur Heath]

My cats name is Ender, from the Orson Scott Card series. Ender has been missing for a few weeks now as I live near a wildlife refuge and have all sorts of nocturnal critters that like to go bump in the night. Guess I'm in the market for another cat.

[The Lady of Shadows]

ah man. i'm sorry to hear that. does ender have a chip or anything? can you put up posters or call the local clinics? :panic:

[razz]

lieutenant police?

[razz]

:highsqueekycrackedvoice: it's FLUFFY!!!!!

[razz]

You'll have to excuse me, what little sense of humor I have is warped and twisted!

Wuzzy!
and you're supposed to be different from us how?

i also had a number of pups that before i gave them away, were christened "Scruffy". there was always one, and only one in each litter.
and i had a (:highcrackedvoice:) FLUFFY orange cat named Fonzie. he runned away

[razz]

hey i didn't name him.

[razz]

I should name a Dog an have him registered in l33t to annoy people.
"what is his name?"
"verticle line/equals-one-three-dee-zero"
"Huh?"

[razz]

exactly leik that.

[razz]

how kind :couple:

[The Lady of Shadows]

razz - how do you do that?

[razz]

do wut,turtle?

[The Lady of Shadows]

do wut,turtle?



:couple: I like you!


THAT!

:lol:
:couple:

[razz]

:rofl:
i don't know. weird.

[LadyHitchhiker]

Hey I missed out on the hug bit in my OWN thread?!?! :pouts: