Car Name Game

[LadyHitchhiker]

So we all know the really funny names cars have, Dodge Viper, Ford Prefect, etc.,. Well I like to come up with car names for funsies...

Here's some to start us off with:

The Mercury March....

Dodge Dinosaur

Ford Velociraptor

Pontiac Pillowthrower

[Girlystevedave]

I seriously have a cat named "New Cat"
(I've had her for about 5 years.:unsure:

I'm gonna name my child "New Child"

[LadyHitchhiker]

Ooooooooh so the Chevy New Car... that sounds good...

[mia/susannah]

Ford Unfocused
Ford Thundereater

[Girlystevedave]

I'm an idiot. I posted in here earlier..I thought it was the "cat" name thread....:lol:
(note to self: r and t are completely different letters

[mia/susannah]

yeah, but they look an awful lot alike, lol

[fernandito]

Lincoln Lagger.

Dodge Dip Duck Dive Dodge.

[Daghain]

Ford Mastodon. :lol:

[alinda]

No matter what the manufacturer calls it, I always end up calling cars.....Spupid piece of S***!

[mia/susannah]

ain't that the truth

[LadyHitchhiker]

Chrysler Crapfest... :lol:

[Jon]

The Ford Probe should only come in brown!!!

[LadyHitchhiker]

LOL

Lexus Loogie

[hamish]

Nissan Nutcracker!

[LadyHitchhiker]

THat's AWESOME!!!

The Pontiac Possum

Mercury Mudflap

[LadyHitchhiker]

The Mercury Monty Python Flying Circus

The Subaru So Long and Thanks For All the Fish

The Dodge Douglas Adams

[LadyHitchhiker]

GMC Dirk Gently

[Jon]

The Chevy Nova could be translated in to Spanish as "it doesn't go."

[LadyHitchhiker]

Volkswagen Jake

Datsun Deschain

Eddie Dean Dodge Machine

Oldsmobile Oy

Subaru Susannah

Chevy Callahan

Volvo Vulva

Pontiac Python

Nissan Nosehair

Honda Hasselhoff

Toyota Tantrum

And for one that really exists:
Oldsmobile Futuramic

[Ryan]

The Pink Lit Taurus

[LadyHitchhiker]

Rolls Royce Ryan Secrest

[LadyHitchhiker]

Subaru Shatner

Nissan Nimoy

[Jon]

The American Motors snobass

[LadyHitchhiker]

Volkswagen Jon

[Stinga of A-Town]

Hows aboot:
Jeep Bistromath
Or
Dodge HeartofGold
Or
Lexus Toomuchcost

[LadyHitchhiker]

Ooooooooooooooohhhhhh.. I likey!!!!

How about the Jeep Bismuth

the

Dodge Darvocet

Volkswagen Vicodin

Lexus Lithium

Dodge Dilithium

[LadyHitchhiker]

Pontiac Prozac

[Stinga of A-Town]

Oldsmobile Oxycotton

Mazda Methodone

Chrysler Gargleblaster

[LadyHitchhiker]

Pontiac Pepto-bismol...

[Stinga of A-Town]

Audi Astin

[LadyHitchhiker]

i'd like to see a car called The Resident Evil..

[Jon]

Volvo Viagra

(stick shift only)

(a real hot rod!)

[LadyHitchhiker]

:rofl:

I want one!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[Jon]

It has a Sybian Sex Machine in the back seat!


Who needs men

[LadyHitchhiker]

How about a Pontiac Pornbot? ;)

[LadyHitchhiker]

Buick Baraga

[LadyHitchhiker]

Chevy Sagola
Chevy Saginaw

[Jon]

Ford Fantasy

(I can hear the female model's breathless voice for the commerical even now.)

[LadyHitchhiker]

That's so hot!!!!!!

Jeep Jewel

Pontiac Primadonna

[LadyHitchhiker]

That's so hot!!!!!!

Jeep Jewel

Pontiac Primadonna

[Jon]

Dodge Double Post :rofl:

[LadyHitchhiker]

pontiac pencil

[LadyHitchhiker]

Volvo Voodoo...

[Jon]

Saab Speculum

[Jon]

Volvo Voodoo...


You MUST tell us some of the accessories and options!

[LadyHitchhiker]

The volvo voodoo would have magical powers. You could hit a button to make the car in front of you use its turn signals so you actually know where they are going so you can drive responsibly behind them. It would also warn you of careless drivers so you can avoid accidents...

[Jon]

...And describe for us the options of the "Pontiac Pusher."

[Jon]

The B.M.W. Bird.

So you can flip off everyone in traffic, without lifting a finger.

[SigTauGimp]

The Subaru Silly Goose, for those wacky road trips. :dance:

[leaveittobeezer]

here's one for truth in advertising
Hummer Douchebag (apologies to any & all folks who may own a Hummer)

[LadyHitchhiker]

I'd like to see a Hummer Whistle. Hehee...

[mystima]

reviving this thread a little.

Hummer Vibe
Volkswagen Skittle (paint on the car is a flavored rainbow)lol
Chevy Chase...It is a station wagon with a rocking chair on the roof...lol
Toyota Ninja....a black car that can sneak around a speed trap and has a smoke screen for those that are in pursuit.
Ford Postmaster...because we have to have something to deliver the mail in post apocalyptia.

[LadyHitchhiker]

Thanks so much for the revive!

How about a Vibe Revive? ;)

I love the idea of ALL those titles!!!!!!!!!!

Toyota Yoda

Honda Han Solo

Subaru Skywalker

Lexus Leia

Chevy Chewbacca

[mystima]

Going with ship themes here. See if you know what they are from. (Last one is a given)

Lexus Lexx
Ford Moya
Subaru Serenity
Toyota Nebuchadnezzar
Honda Enterprise

[LadyHitchhiker]

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lexx is from the Lexx series (love it)
Moya is from Farscape
Serenity is from Firefly
Nebuchadnezzar I can't remember
and Enterprise well duh that's Star Trek :P

Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and to comment on Jon's question, I would imagine that the Pontiac pusher would come with a plow, as standard. Unfortunately, it's also the drug dealer's car of choice...

[iowabob]

Never ride in a Chevy Privy with the windows closed...

[LadyHitchhiker]

:wtf: That's awesome!!!!!!!!! Or a Lexus Loo? A Buick Bathroom or the spanish one, Buick Bano...

[mystima]

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lexx is from the Lexx series (love it)
Moya is from Farscape
Serenity is from Firefly
Nebuchadnezzar I can't remember
and Enterprise well duh that's Star Trek :P

Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and to comment on Jon's question, I would imagine that the Pontiac pusher would come with a plow, as standard. Unfortunately, it's also the drug dealer's car of choice...

Nebuchadnezzar-The Matrix
Pontiac pusher could come with a cowcatcher....lol

[LadyHitchhiker]

LOL! How could I not remember the Matrix one???

I like the idea of a cowcatcher! :) :wtf:

Subaru Stalker

[mystima]

Toyota Tinman
Subaru Scarecrow
Lexus Lion
Daewoo Dorothy

[blunthead]

Ford Fokker
Chrysler Crapper
Nissan Nada
Toyota Tinkle
Mercedes McCambridge
BMW Bummer

[needfulthings]

ROLLS KENARDLEE
It ROLLS down one hill and KENARDLEE get up the next.
They also make an airplane...It ROLLS down the runway and KENARDLEE get off the ground.

[blunthead]

Acura Asswipe
Buick Bomb
Chevrolet Cheapo
Dodge Dud