The worst possible cast for a DT movie

[fernandito]

Roland - Adam Sandler
http://images.smarter.com/blogs/waterboy.jpg

Eddie - Will Farrell
http://www.dosomething.org/files/Images/will_farrell_smiley.jpg

Susannah - Queen Latifah
http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/3/0/6/9/13349603-13349605-large.jpg

Jake - Andy Milonakis
http://www.alef.net/ALEFLocal/AndyMilonakis.Gif

[Míchéal]

:lol:

[Mattrick]

I've got one:

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/10/97/81/10f.jpg

Roland Deschain

http://www.celebrityweek.com/uploadimages/photogallery/NYEEC/PauleyShore(Tao).jpg

Eddie Dean

http://www.midwestwrestling.com/Images%2015/kong.jpg

Susannah (Awesome Kong...wrestler)

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/frankie-muniz-16th-annual-nickelodeon-kids-choice-awards-0ahVpA.jpg

Jake

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/film_images/nicholas_cage_superman_outfit.jpg

Walter

http://roswell.tobaccodocuments.org/images/CANDY_JOHN.jpg

Tick Tock Man

http://www.xtraordinarypeople.com/media/images/celebrity/full/Orlando-Bloom.jpg

Gasher

[fernandito]

Oh shit dude, your Roland completely fucking pw3nd mine. :rofl:

[alinda]

I do not know their names,
or who would play who but
the worst I could think of
would be the cast of ......
"Scary Movie". :panic:

[Girlystevedave]

Susannah

http://www.rupaul.com/music/images/rupaul_lookinggood.jpg

[Mattrick]

http://www.aolcdn.com/red_galleries/michael-jackson-400a052307.jpg

Sheb

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/nm_paris_hilton_070425_ms.jpg

Susan Delgado

Not a horrible casting, a good on that just came to mind is Kathy Bates as Sylvia Pittson.

[Girlystevedave]

Wow...that's bad for ANY D.T. character.. hell that's just bad for a regular human being

[childeluke]

bitches please....i got this

Roland----- Hillary Duff

Eddie----- Roger Moore

Jake---- Michael J. Fox

Susannah-- Lucy Liu

Randall Flag--- Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Oy---- a talking parrot

Tick Tock--- Paul Reubens

......in the end this feel good family movie about friendship takes our wild and zany cast of characters through a magical land called mid-world. There they skip through the roses, slap corporate stickers over everything that says "Nozz-a-la", "bango skank", or "sai" and then proceed to suck eachother's cocks until the Crimson King rapes the shit out of the good people of mid-world.

Thank you.
The End.

[Letti]

I've got one:

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/10/97/81/10f.jpg

Roland Deschain

http://www.celebrityweek.com/uploadimages/photogallery/NYEEC/PauleyShore(Tao).jpg

Eddie Dean

http://www.midwestwrestling.com/Images%2015/kong.jpg

Susannah (Awesome Kong...wrestler)

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/frankie-muniz-16th-annual-nickelodeon-kids-choice-awards-0ahVpA.jpg

Jake

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/film_images/nicholas_cage_superman_outfit.jpg

Walter

http://roswell.tobaccodocuments.org/images/CANDY_JOHN.jpg

Tick Tock Man

http://www.xtraordinarypeople.com/media/images/celebrity/full/Orlando-Bloom.jpg

Gasher

*laughs out loudly*
I think they could make a brilliant DT comedy.

[mia/susannah]

those would definately be the worst case senarios

[cozener]

Roland...Burt Reynolds
http://www.mylifetime.com/files/imagecache/photo_gallery_featured/files/images/Burt-Reynolds-295x298-aquarius-astro.jpg

Susannah...Eddie Murphy
http://images.salon.com/ent/movies/review/2007/02/09/norbit/story.jpg


Jake...Macaulay Culkinhttp://www.unoriginal.co.uk/gallery/mugshots/Macaulay-Culkin.jpg


Eddiehttp://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Pee-Wee-Herman-Photograph-C10042164.jpeg

The Pere...Jerry Lewishttp://cache.viewimages.com/xc/76492879.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193633F7A37F02F3BA5D08262916DE7380F 284831B75F48EF45

[fernandito]

Ah man, fuckin' Peewee! :rofl:

[Letti]

Roland - Woody Allan:
http://data1.blog.de/blog/w/whiplash-willi/img/Woody-Allen.jpg


Eddie - David Hasselhoff:
http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Hasselhoff-calendar-07-e.jpg


Jake - Rowan Atkinson:
http://www.autocult.com.au/img/gallery/CARmageddon1591.jpg


Susannah - Matt Lucas as Vicky Pollard:
http://blog.jaybeecc.com/uploaded_images/vickyp-787267.jpg


Oy - Paris Hilton's dog:
http://www.jewelrypet.com/html/images/page7.jpg

[Mattrick]

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/men/vin-diesel/pictures/vin-diesel-picture-1.jpg

Depape

http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Video/061121/tdy_london_richards_061121.300w.jpg

Jonas

http://weblogs.newsday.com/news/local/longisland/politics/blog/george-w-bush-picture.jpeg

Sheemie

http://www.photoshoppix.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10009/normal_walter-matthau___.jpg

Crimson King

http://www.celebritycowboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/steve-o.jpg

Mordred

http://www.carlson316wrestling.net/chynatribute/chyna2001.jpg
Cordelia Delgado

[Odetta]

Roland...

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/5548/thumbnailcaib6yq1rr2.jpg

[jayson]

Larry David as the Crimson King...

http://i32.tinypic.com/30cc54z.gif

[Mattrick]

Roland...

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/5548/thumbnailcaib6yq1rr2.jpg

I see him as more a Walter, myself. But you could really use the entire American Pie cast and they would all be equally bad. Esepcially that little shit from Rookie of the Year.

[Letti]

Larry David as the Crimson King...

http://i32.tinypic.com/30cc54z.gif

:lol:

[LadyHitchhiker]

How about Carrottop?

[High_Desert_Gunslinger]

Holy crap you guys I had to stop looking at these because I literally laughed out loud at some of these... which isn't a problem unless you are sitting in a History of American Culture class and your professor is lecturing about racism in movies... awkward moment lol

[Flavio]

Can I be Jake?
Jojo... It would be really amazing to be in a D.T. Movie... :excited:

[LadyHitchhiker]

Aw com'on!! The Hoff and Ru Paul in a movie? I would watch that! LOL

[BROWNINGS CHILDE]

Roland
http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/jackie-chan.jpg

Eddie
http://blogs.ajc.com/radio-tv-talk/files/2010/01/Tom-Green-ps01.jpg

Susanna
http://www.curly-hair-styles-magazine.com/images/dreadlocks-whoopi-goldberg-05.jpg

Jake
http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Napoleon-Dynamite-napoleon-dynamite-117747_356_367.jpg

Walter
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/usr/1/13839/cheech.jpg

Oy
http://thestarceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/g-force-movie-poster.jpg

Jonas
http://www.yosemite-sam.net/Sam/Sam-Side.jpg

Crimson King
http://www.premiere.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/list/the-best-and-worst-batman-villains/the-worst-bat-villains-the-riddler/44249-1-eng-US/The-Worst-Bat-Villains-The-Riddler_imagelarge.jpg

[SynysterSaint]

That's the best line-up yet, Brownings! :onfire:

[candy]

Crimson King
http://www.premiere.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/list/the-best-and-worst-batman-villains/the-worst-bat-villains-the-riddler/44249-1-eng-US/The-Worst-Bat-Villains-The-Riddler_imagelarge.jpg

:wtf:

[thebumblerinblack]

Here it is, The official cast of The Dark Tower:

Roland
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h66/puppetlegs/weirdal.jpg

Eddie
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h66/puppetlegs/eddie.jpg

Susannah
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h66/puppetlegs/oprah.jpg

Jake
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h66/puppetlegs/DJQualls.jpg

Oy
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h66/puppetlegs/sloth.jpg

Marten
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h66/puppetlegs/reilly_john_c.jpg

Crimson King
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h66/puppetlegs/pat_sajak.jpg

[Brice]

Okay, now that DT movie I'd probably have to go see, :rofl: