View Full Version : The worst possible cast for a DT movie
fernandito
03-08-2008, 01:06 AM
Roland - Adam Sandler
http://images.smarter.com/blogs/waterboy.jpg
Eddie - Will Farrell
http://www.dosomething.org/files/Images/will_farrell_smiley.jpg
Susannah - Queen Latifah
http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/3/0/6/9/13349603-13349605-large.jpg
Jake - Andy Milonakis
http://www.alef.net/ALEFLocal/AndyMilonakis.Gif
Míchéal
03-08-2008, 03:07 AM
:lol:
Mattrick
03-08-2008, 03:32 AM
I've got one:
http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/10/97/81/10f.jpg
Roland Deschain
http://www.celebrityweek.com/uploadimages/photogallery/NYEEC/PauleyShore(Tao).jpg
Eddie Dean
http://www.midwestwrestling.com/Images%2015/kong.jpg
Susannah (Awesome Kong...wrestler)
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/frankie-muniz-16th-annual-nickelodeon-kids-choice-awards-0ahVpA.jpg
Jake
http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/film_images/nicholas_cage_superman_outfit.jpg
Walter
http://roswell.tobaccodocuments.org/images/CANDY_JOHN.jpg
Tick Tock Man
http://www.xtraordinarypeople.com/media/images/celebrity/full/Orlando-Bloom.jpg
Gasher
fernandito
03-08-2008, 08:11 AM
Oh shit dude, your Roland completely fucking pw3nd mine. :rofl:
alinda
03-08-2008, 12:16 PM
I do not know their names,
or who would play who but
the worst I could think of
would be the cast of ......
"Scary Movie". :panic:
Girlystevedave
03-08-2008, 04:21 PM
Susannah
http://www.rupaul.com/music/images/rupaul_lookinggood.jpg
Mattrick
03-08-2008, 08:02 PM
http://www.aolcdn.com/red_galleries/michael-jackson-400a052307.jpg
Sheb
http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/nm_paris_hilton_070425_ms.jpg
Susan Delgado
Not a horrible casting, a good on that just came to mind is Kathy Bates as Sylvia Pittson.
Girlystevedave
03-08-2008, 08:07 PM
Wow...that's bad for ANY D.T. character.. hell that's just bad for a regular human being
childeluke
03-10-2008, 10:12 PM
bitches please....i got this
Roland----- Hillary Duff
Eddie----- Roger Moore
Jake---- Michael J. Fox
Susannah-- Lucy Liu
Randall Flag--- Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Oy---- a talking parrot
Tick Tock--- Paul Reubens
......in the end this feel good family movie about friendship takes our wild and zany cast of characters through a magical land called mid-world. There they skip through the roses, slap corporate stickers over everything that says "Nozz-a-la", "bango skank", or "sai" and then proceed to suck eachother's cocks until the Crimson King rapes the shit out of the good people of mid-world.
Thank you.
The End.
Letti
03-11-2008, 12:15 AM
I've got one:
http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/10/97/81/10f.jpg
Roland Deschain
http://www.celebrityweek.com/uploadimages/photogallery/NYEEC/PauleyShore(Tao).jpg
Eddie Dean
http://www.midwestwrestling.com/Images%2015/kong.jpg
Susannah (Awesome Kong...wrestler)
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/frankie-muniz-16th-annual-nickelodeon-kids-choice-awards-0ahVpA.jpg
Jake
http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/film_images/nicholas_cage_superman_outfit.jpg
Walter
http://roswell.tobaccodocuments.org/images/CANDY_JOHN.jpg
Tick Tock Man
http://www.xtraordinarypeople.com/media/images/celebrity/full/Orlando-Bloom.jpg
Gasher
*laughs out loudly*
I think they could make a brilliant DT comedy.
mia/susannah
03-11-2008, 04:21 AM
those would definately be the worst case senarios
cozener
03-11-2008, 05:12 AM
Roland...Burt Reynolds
http://www.mylifetime.com/files/imagecache/photo_gallery_featured/files/images/Burt-Reynolds-295x298-aquarius-astro.jpg
Susannah...Eddie Murphy
http://images.salon.com/ent/movies/review/2007/02/09/norbit/story.jpg
Jake...Macaulay Culkinhttp://www.unoriginal.co.uk/gallery/mugshots/Macaulay-Culkin.jpg
Eddiehttp://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Pee-Wee-Herman-Photograph-C10042164.jpeg
The Pere...Jerry Lewishttp://cache.viewimages.com/xc/76492879.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193633F7A37F02F3BA5D08262916DE7380F 284831B75F48EF45
fernandito
03-11-2008, 05:13 AM
Ah man, fuckin' Peewee! :rofl:
Letti
03-11-2008, 11:15 AM
Roland - Woody Allan:
http://data1.blog.de/blog/w/whiplash-willi/img/Woody-Allen.jpg
Eddie - David Hasselhoff:
http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Hasselhoff-calendar-07-e.jpg
Jake - Rowan Atkinson:
http://www.autocult.com.au/img/gallery/CARmageddon1591.jpg
Susannah - Matt Lucas as Vicky Pollard:
http://blog.jaybeecc.com/uploaded_images/vickyp-787267.jpg
Oy - Paris Hilton's dog:
http://www.jewelrypet.com/html/images/page7.jpg
Mattrick
03-13-2008, 11:15 AM
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/men/vin-diesel/pictures/vin-diesel-picture-1.jpg
Depape
http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Video/061121/tdy_london_richards_061121.300w.jpg
Jonas
http://weblogs.newsday.com/news/local/longisland/politics/blog/george-w-bush-picture.jpeg
Sheemie
http://www.photoshoppix.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10009/normal_walter-matthau___.jpg
Crimson King
http://www.celebritycowboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/steve-o.jpg
Mordred
http://www.carlson316wrestling.net/chynatribute/chyna2001.jpg
Cordelia Delgado
Odetta
03-13-2008, 01:24 PM
Roland...
http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/5548/thumbnailcaib6yq1rr2.jpg
jayson
03-13-2008, 01:33 PM
Larry David as the Crimson King...
http://i32.tinypic.com/30cc54z.gif
Mattrick
03-13-2008, 11:21 PM
Roland...
http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/5548/thumbnailcaib6yq1rr2.jpg
I see him as more a Walter, myself. But you could really use the entire American Pie cast and they would all be equally bad. Esepcially that little shit from Rookie of the Year.
Letti
03-13-2008, 11:47 PM
Larry David as the Crimson King...
http://i32.tinypic.com/30cc54z.gif
:lol:
LadyHitchhiker
03-20-2008, 01:58 PM
How about Carrottop?
High_Desert_Gunslinger
02-25-2010, 03:04 PM
Holy crap you guys I had to stop looking at these because I literally laughed out loud at some of these... which isn't a problem unless you are sitting in a History of American Culture class and your professor is lecturing about racism in movies... awkward moment lol
Flavio
02-25-2010, 03:18 PM
Can I be Jake?
Jojo... It would be really amazing to be in a D.T. Movie... :excited:
LadyHitchhiker
02-25-2010, 06:41 PM
Aw com'on!! The Hoff and Ru Paul in a movie? I would watch that! LOL
BROWNINGS CHILDE
02-26-2010, 03:00 AM
Roland
http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/jackie-chan.jpg
Eddie
http://blogs.ajc.com/radio-tv-talk/files/2010/01/Tom-Green-ps01.jpg
Susanna
http://www.curly-hair-styles-magazine.com/images/dreadlocks-whoopi-goldberg-05.jpg
Jake
http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Napoleon-Dynamite-napoleon-dynamite-117747_356_367.jpg
Walter
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/usr/1/13839/cheech.jpg
Oy
http://thestarceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/g-force-movie-poster.jpg
Jonas
http://www.yosemite-sam.net/Sam/Sam-Side.jpg
Crimson King
http://www.premiere.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/list/the-best-and-worst-batman-villains/the-worst-bat-villains-the-riddler/44249-1-eng-US/The-Worst-Bat-Villains-The-Riddler_imagelarge.jpg
SynysterSaint
02-26-2010, 12:56 PM
That's the best line-up yet, Brownings! :onfire:
candy
02-27-2010, 10:08 AM
Crimson King
http://www.premiere.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/list/the-best-and-worst-batman-villains/the-worst-bat-villains-the-riddler/44249-1-eng-US/The-Worst-Bat-Villains-The-Riddler_imagelarge.jpg
:wtf:
thebumblerinblack
02-27-2010, 02:43 PM
Here it is, The official cast of The Dark Tower:
Roland
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h66/puppetlegs/weirdal.jpg
Eddie
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h66/puppetlegs/eddie.jpg
Susannah
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h66/puppetlegs/oprah.jpg
Jake
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h66/puppetlegs/DJQualls.jpg
Oy
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h66/puppetlegs/sloth.jpg
Marten
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h66/puppetlegs/reilly_john_c.jpg
Crimson King
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h66/puppetlegs/pat_sajak.jpg
Brice
02-27-2010, 09:09 PM
Okay, now that DT movie I'd probably have to go see, :rofl:
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