Stupid people in the news

[Telynn]

I couldn't find a topic with stupid in the title, so if there is something for this already, please move it.

Stupid people seem to find themselves in the news alot. Here are two that aren't real bright, and are REAL spoiled.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23375271/

[Daghain]

Stupid AND stuck-up, if you ask me.

I just hope they are not representative of their entire generation. :(

[Armand St Pierre]

Stupid AND stuck-up, if you ask me.

I just hope they are not representative of their entire generation. :(

I'm hoping they don't breed.

[Daghain]

That too!!! :lol:

[Telynn]

No need to elaborate....

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/02/28/biker.meeting/index.html

[Ka-mai]

:lol:

[Jon]

I'm hoping they don't breed.


If they wish to..they should ask my help!

[Ruthful]

That reminds me of the two geniuses who took it upon themselves to hold up several Italian social clubs, which were run by the five families.Needless to say, they ended up sleeping with the fishes.

[Ka-mai]

I heard on the radio today a guy robbed a store, but left his hat and coat behind (perhaps because it was hot?). Anyway, his W-2 was in his coat pocket. :lol:

[Telynn]

I don't know if this poor guy falls in the stupid catagory or just unlucky.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080314/od_nm/engagement_dc

[Girlystevedave]

Both.....and what a bitchy girlfriend. Poor guy.

[Ka-mai]

He should have tied it to something heavy... but the girlfriend is a bitch. He'd do better to forget about the ring and the girl.

[alinda]

Now this one really is stupid!!


PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. (AP) - Two teenage boys are under arrest after they attempted to rob a police station.

Port St. Lucie police say the two boys - ages 12 and 14 - walked into the lobby of a regional station Wednesday afternoon and demanded money from an aide behind the glass enclosure.

Police say the 12-year-old hid one hand under his jacket as if he had a gun. Another aide ran into the back screaming for help.

Within minutes, a half dozen officers, some with guns drawn, burst into the lobby and arrested the boys. Both are charged with attempted armed robbery.

Police spokesman Rob Vega says the kids were laughing and remarked, "We'll be famous now."

[Unfound One]

hahaha, that's just funny :lol:

[Ka-mai]

Kids are retarded. :rolleyes:

[alinda]

It seems the little dummies, didnt know it was a cop shop when they
decided to rob it. I am sure glad I'm not their mom, I'd me embarrased!
:shoot: " Officer.... this is a hold up"

[alinda]

This is not from the news but its stupid...



When Grandma Goes To Court...Be Careful what You Ask...





Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-to wn prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'

[Mark]

Ahahahaha!!! I couldn't stop laughing at that one, Alinda!!

Anyways...

It wasn't in the news, my Dad just witnessed it, but he saw two guys robbing a man-hole cover, JUST a man-hole cover, right under a camera, so he rang the police and they were arrested xD.

I also saw on some tv show about dumb criminals, two guys robbed a shop, stole the till thingy, loaded it into the car which was parked so you could see the plate on it, then, right at the end when everything was in the boot/trunk they shut down the camera xD

[mia/susannah]

These stories were hilarious. I am still laughing my butt off. Especially the one about the grandmother. :rofl:

[Girlystevedave]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23724200/

Am I the only one having a hard time understanding why this guy is in trouble?

[jayson]

no you're not the only one. i could see not getting her help as being cruel or mean or just plain not compassionate, but not as a crime.

[Girlystevedave]

But she refused to leave the bathroom every day

[Ka-mai]

She's profoundly mentally ill, I can see how he like, felt bad for her and didn't want to upset her.

But yeah, it's weird. Lack of judgement, mostly. And people go to jail for lack of judgement all the time.

[jemaher]

There must be more to that story.. No way the guy is responsible for neglect because she wont come out. stupid maybe for letting it go on but not criminally liable

[Ka-mai]

http://www.parentdish.com/2008/03/20/shoplifter-forgets-son/

[Girlystevedave]

What an idiot

[Telynn]

That's just awful. Poor kid.

[jemaher]

Impressively bad parenting there!