The Person Below You Game

[LadyHitchhiker]

It's simple, I say something and the person below has to take credit for it!


Eats watermelon seeds, but not the watermelon

[fernandito]

Aren't they good for you?




's milshake brings all the boys/girls to the yard.

[LadyHitchhiker]

And they're jealous cuz mine is damn better than theirs.

Gets aroused by riding on the back of elephants.

[ZoNeSeeK]

its a mutual understanding :P

-

is a long way from the top if they want to rock'n'roll

[OchrisO]

Gettin' old
Gettin' grey
Gettin' ripped off
Under-paid
Gettin' sold
Second hand
That's how it goes
Playin' in a band


Secretly likes to trip old ladies at the mall.

[fernandito]

It's funny cuz' they can't get up!


Secretly worships Micheal Jackson.

[ZoNeSeeK]

I do! Im trying to get into the inner circle of his cult and then *BAM* Inheritance and Whoopass.

-

Swallows two peanuts with water every morning so the bees wont get them.

[fernandito]

They need to mind their own bees-wax.



's favorite side dish is ear wax!

[The_Nameless]

It goes on everything! You haven't lived until you glaze your ham with ear wax.


Believes the Tooth Fairy commits murders to get her supply of teeth.

[fernandito]

Where do you think she got the golden ones?



Gives love a bad name (bad name).

[The_Nameless]

I don't think Fluffergoop is a bad name.



Spray paints statues purple in the middle of the night.

[fernandito]

What? I want them to have a taste of the rainbow!



Touched MC Hammer.

[ZoNeSeeK]

And i havent washed that finger since.

-

Eats raw ginger.

[The_Nameless]

I don't even wash it first. I just snatch it out of the earth and devour it in one bite.



Currently in the middle of a lawsuit against Vanilla Ice for the rights of "Ninja Rap."

[ZoNeSeeK]

Im gonna Ninja those damn royalties right out of his face.

-

Still swears by the "cocacola contraception" method.

[The_Nameless]

Pour a little bit of that in your urethra and I guarantee you won't have a child.



Joined the circus after decided that clowning around was all they were ever good at.

[ZoNeSeeK]

and you forgot the hotties in spandex :P

-

came all over the chicken and the egg.

[The_Nameless]

So, I guess I came first. And may have created a race of chicken-men.



Can recite the entire list of numbers for Pi, backward.

[fernandito]

It only took me 2 years to learn! (holds up three fingers)



Is physically attracted to shoes.

[ZoNeSeeK]

on naked women. and donkeys.

-

wants some hot stuff, baby, this evenin'.

[The_Nameless]

I want some hot stuff, baby, tonight!




Did, in fact, start the fire that got the world burning.

[ZoNeSeeK]

not on purpose :ninja:

-

organises band camps

[LadyHitchhiker]

I can't help myself.. and this one time at...

Never finishes their train of thought.

[fernandito]

Of course I do--- oh look , Elvis!!


Sings 'Oops I did it again' every morning in front of the mirror before heading off.

[B Rag]

What nobody really knows is that I actually did it again on purpose.



Was really disappointed when they went to see Rocky and it wasn't Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[fernandito]

That was false advertising!



Shot the sheriff.

[B Rag]

But not the deputy; I just stabbed him.



Covers their slip'n'slide with industrial strength adhesive.

[fernandito]

For long lasting (although somewhat sticky) fun!



Punched Tyson in the face.

[B Rag]

Then he punched through my face.



Always draws a Hitler mustache on people who fall asleep on flights to Germany.

[The_Nameless]

They really loved the little Asian man I got last time.



Enjoys a nice, rousing night of karaoke - in the middle of a funeral.

[B Rag]

It doesn't go over well - especially when I sing "I love the dead" by Alice Cooper.



Can cross their eyelids.

[The_Nameless]

But it destroys nintey brain cells everytime I do it.




Currently hunts platypus for living.

[B Rag]

All I ever find is ducks and beavers, though.



Thought "Puss in boots" referred to boots full of ooze from wounds.

[OchrisO]

Seriously? Who wants to read a story about a cat anyway?



Still quotes Urkel from Family Matters and thinks it is cool.

[B Rag]

Did I do that? :cool:



Makes very sexually suggestive remarks in every sentence without realizing it.

[The_Nameless]

Your really driving the point home.




Still rewards people with gold star stickers.

[B Rag]

I'm sure it means much more to them than a purple hearrt.



Was afraid of lucky charms after seeing the movie "Leprechaun"

[The_Nameless]

I figured if I ate his cereal, he'd have to make more movies to pay for more cereal. I wouldn't dare torture the world in that way.




Takes daily plane rides in hopes they will be marooned on the Amazon Island.

[ZoNeSeeK]

leaving, on a jet plane .. :)

-

Likes to put their hands and feet in the freezer.

[B Rag]

I can never quite get the door closed, though.



Shouts "Behold, the power of cheese!" and throws scalding fondu cheese in complete strangers' faces.

[ZoNeSeeK]

I find the scalded and blistered skin adds a nice zest to the cheese itself.
-

Loves having itchy eyeballs.

[B Rag]

Its a feeling you just can't imagine until you've experienced it.



Always thought that the term "behind bars" was referring to candy bars, so they comitted crime to get behind bars.

[ZoNeSeeK]

And then _I_ was the candy :( :(

-

Preferrs supositories.

[B Rag]

It can get pretty messy when I try to get 2 spoonfuls of Pepto Bismo in.



Won't eat sponge cake unless they're sure it works well as a sponge.

[fernandito]

Otherwise, what's the point?




Can't sleep at night with Mr. Teddy

[B Rag]

He makes me feel dirty.



In addition to their nightlight, owns a "daydark".

[The_Nameless]

It is a large, flat board I use to blot out the sun.




Can sleep only if they have their bunny suit on.

[B Rag]

Its warm and snuggly.



Keeps a huge cactus stuffed in their pants at all times.

[The_Nameless]

Only so I can pull the joke. "Prepare for a huge prick!"




Can only write with their feet.

[B Rag]

I guess that's what happens when I accidentally nail both hands to my face.



Egged a chicken.

[ZoNeSeeK]

chicken tried to fuck me over.

-

Likes the feel of crusty jocks.

[B Rag]

It's so dirty but soooo good.



Won a three legged race by cutting their partner's leg off.

[ZoNeSeeK]

Hey, that three leggedness was all me, baby.

-

's fear has a name, and that name is BUDGIE.

[The_Nameless]

Budgie Brownems is fear and terror personified.




Thinks clowns come from a seperate planet, one similiar to Pluto, but not so cold.

[B Rag]

It's called Flazoinkle, with a population of eleventeen hundred.



Hired a midget to clean their shoe after every step.

[The_Nameless]

I felt obligated to adopt him after killing his entire family. By accident, of course.




Tried building a city of cheese to attract all the mice of the world.

[B Rag]

So far all I've got is ants and flies... Couldn't afford to carpool, so they decided to rollerskatepool.

[Jimmy]

Thinks cymbal monkeys should be given the vote.

[B Rag]

Well it's like they'll let anyone vote these days, might as well take it a step further.



Wasn't aware that World War II had ended until a few months ago, when they were arrested for raiding Germany.

[Jimmy]

Them damn drty nazis had it coming what with their constant menacing of Indiana Jones.

Once believed that they could rule the world if only they had The Master Sword.

[The_Nameless]

And once Ganon returns from his exile, which is only a matter of time, I will get to the sword before Link, defeat him with my superior skills, then take that Master Sword for my own!



Is the reason Mario no longer dates Princess Daisy.

[B Rag]

I told him she was having an affair with Luigi.



Talks about things that happened a few hours before like they were twenty years before.

[Odetta]

Do you remember the good old days, when we broke the record for the most members online? It seems just like yesterday, I can tell you that!



Once dressed up as a hamburger

[B Rag]

To lure in all the fat people to my trap.



Dances around in their underwear with a cowboy hat and clown shoes.

[The_Nameless]

It is my natural mating habits. I don't make fun of yours!




Thinks mayonaisse is made from dead mice.

[B Rag]

If you buy the right brand it is.



Thinks midget milk is better than cow milk.

[ZoNeSeeK]

It is.

-

put the lime in the coconut and then pissed in it

[The_Nameless]

I then sold it in mass production as Miller Chill.



Enslaved a million pixies, and made millions off of PixieSticks.

[B Rag]

How else could I make them taste so good?



Sucked a pixie's stick.

[The_Nameless]

I was more than a little drunk..and I thought it was...something else. I'd rather not talk about it.




Is making a hybrid antalope and buffalo.

[B Rag]

Antelope speed and buffalo strength... the super-beast!




Had the job of kicking the BeeGees in the crotch so they could sing in a high voice.

[The_Nameless]

It was probably the best job I've ever had. Actually, no doubt about it.



Was David Bowie's hairstylist in the 70's.

[Odetta]

I was 5, but what the hell?


wants a hot fudge sundae

[The_Nameless]

.....with walnuts.




Fought the law, and got away with a slap on the wrist.

[Odetta]

It left a red mark.


is a snappy dresser

[B Rag]

Yep, I can get dressed faster than anyone.



When telling someone to "make it snappy", wants them to snap their fingers while doing it.

[The_Nameless]

I just happen to think everything goes better with a beat.




Thinks the electric slide could benefit from real electricity.

[B Rag]

That one I modified at the playground sure did...



Instead of putting a stripper in a cake, put a massive wasp nest.

[The_Nameless]

The stripper-in-the-cake rountine has been played to death. It was time to mix things up a bit.




Is building a replica of France with toilet paper.

[Odetta]

I'll let YOU decide if the toilet paper has been used first or not!



Has lip synched Bohemian Rhapsody in a high school talent show

[B Rag]

I thought it went over pretty well.



Had really hairy armpits until they got in an accident with a roll of ducttape.

[Jimmy]

Unfortunate as it was, I was later able to make a small fortune selling my armpit hair tape on eBay for an undisclosed amount.

Can't stop thinking of anchovy pizza when masturbating.

[B Rag]

And vice versa; it really got me in trouble as a waiter at Pizza Hut.



Tests their resistance to cold by shoving popsicles in every orifice of their body until each one has melted.

[Jimmy]

What? I needed sticks for my popsicle stick sculpture of the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

Once ate an entire living mongoose on a dare.

[B Rag]

It really started putting up a fight as soon as I sunk my teeth in its leg.



Slowly and sensually spanks the hippos at the zoo.

[Jimmy]

Hey, it's what they pay me for!

Can't help but feel lonely when ever an ice cream truck drives by playing "Pop Goes the Weasel."

[B Rag]

Nobody's popped my weasel in a really long time...



Made "ice cream" by mixing ice and hand cream.

[Jimmy]

It tasted all nice and minty, and it didn't give me brain freeze, no matter how fast I ate it. ^_^

Watches nothing but reality television.

[B Rag]

You may wonder how I manage to get in 22 hours a day of TV with just that, and I must admit, it isn't easy.



Thought Fritos were "Free Toes".

[Chassit]

Toes are tasty...chips are awful :innocent:


Went to the liquor store to buy some soda...

[B Rag]

All they had was special alcoholic soda, though.



Went to a liquor store to buy a slave who would lick them.

[Jimmy]

Where else am I supposed to get one? Bed, Bath and Beyond?!

Likens themselves to a crackhead when it comes to sock sniffing,

[Rjeso]

Wouldn't a crackhead really be smelling underwear? :blink:

[Jimmy]

Wouldn't a crackhead really be smelling underwear? :blink:

I meant, they love sniffing socks the way a crackhead loves that sweet rock.

[The_Nameless]

The smell of feet remind me of a simplier time.



Tried the life of a superhero out, but couldn't get used to the tights.

[Darkthoughts]

Chafing is no joke, even for a superhero!

Has a high powered job but dreams of stacking shelves.

[The_Nameless]

If only I could stock the shelves, I'd be a much happier man.





Drives an Jaguar...an actual jaguar.

[Jimmy]

Well, with gas proces so high, and there being an unlimited supply of orphans to feed Snuggly, it's only common sense.

Ran around for 2 days wearing nothing but a diaper screaming obscenities at pigeons until tazed by a rogue girl scout troop.

[Darkthoughts]

Last time I buy their cookies!

Knows that pigeons are slowly taking over the world and the reason why wearing diapers will save you! :D

[Jimmy]

I'm all for the APC's (Angry Pigeon Coalition) sovereignty, plus, I think the Huggies make my ass look so sweet.

Thinks my ass looks sweet in these Huggies.

[B Rag]

Daaayyyym!



Tried to drown a goldfish by putting cement weights on its fins.

[Jimmy]

That little bastard had it coming, always kissing at me through the glass.

Keeps calling everyone he meets Sven, just hoping to meet a Nordic person.

[B Rag]

So far all I've met is an Eght.



Knows what happens if you put too much bacon grease on your arm while riding an elderly cow through New Jersey.

[Darkthoughts]

Hoo boy, I'm not welcome back there anytime soon. And I don't think Daisy's speaking to me anymore either!

Has been banned from every movie theatre in their state, for standing up 5 minutes before the movie finishes and shouting out the ending.

[fernandito]

It's alright, there are still other theatres in other states to conquer. :evil:



Wouldn't touch The Grinch with a 39 and a half foot pole.

[Chassit]

Can you blame me, he is colored puke green!!!

Wants to run and run and run and run and.....

[The_Nameless]

...And if they catch me in the backseat trying to pick her locks, They'll send me back to mother in a cardboard box.




Has the Eye of the Tiger, but is lacking the thrill of the fight.

[Jimmy]

I just don't see a point in rising up to the challenge of my rivals.

Doesn't think it's sad that I didn't have to read the lyrics to write the above sentence. :doh:

[The_Nameless]

Because I am in the same boat as you.




Sunk the Titantic with their teeth.

[Jimmy]

That's the last luxury liner that'll dare to cross me!

Sold their soul to the devil for a pack of Winterfresh gum.

[fernandito]

Hey, at least my breath smells good now.



Likes to wear a Superman costume on a lazy Sunday afternoon.

[Jimmy]

Because even when I'm lazy, the costume makes everything I do a superhuman feat. ;)

Has superhuman feet.

[B Rag]

Don't believe me? Watch what happens when I kick you in the crotch!



Was given a plaque for being kicked in the crotch more times than anyone else.

[Jimmy]

And when they gave it to me, I held it in front of my crotch for protection.

Runs with scissors.

[B Rag]

I used to, but I've tried to avoid running ever since I lost both eyes.



Sneaks powdered sugar and flour into rehab centers, and gives them to addicts.

[Jimmy]

Well, at least I'm not selling them to them.

Wants to be a giraffe astronaut when they grow up.

[B Rag]

Hey, for a giraffe it won't take as long to get there.



Ran a restaraunt, but didn't make lots of money off the salad bar, which was just a steel bar and some lettuce.

[The_Nameless]

Wait...what was it supposed to be, exactly?




Wears a giant tortoise shell on their back.

[Darkthoughts]

Jeez, we threw in free croutons on a Sunday!

Sets traps for the pizza delivery guy in the hope that one day he will be late and they will obtain the elusive free pizza!

[fernandito]

Little bastard has avoided all of them thus far...Time for Plan # 45822B!!



Puts mustard on their pizza.

[The_Nameless]

It goes well with the relish and peppermint.





Drinks ketchup by the gallon.

[fernandito]

(actually, this isn't too far from the truth, I put ketchup on virtually everything :lol:)

I love the taste of vinegar in the mornin'!



Always wears a black sock on his/her left foot and a white sock on his/her right foot.

[B Rag]

When I'm really feeling crazy, I switch the white sock for a light gray. Hoo boy, those are wild times!




Enjoys pop up ads.

[The_Nameless]

I even save them onto my desktop!




Took their computer to the doctor when it got a virus.

[Jimmy]

Well, pouring cough syrup into the hard drive didn't work, so...

Regulary interrupts the weddings of strangers when the minister asks if anyone has any reason as to why these people should not be married.

[ZoNeSeeK]

Its because I know better. Always.

-

Hates cats, but they hate him/her even more. Hiss.

[Jimmy]

I don't like P*ssy, and P*ssy doesn't like me.

Automatically assumes that I'm gay because of what I just said.

[B Rag]

*Writes down "Jimmy" on the Gay List* Good thing I always have that nearby...



Dressed as Hitler and did the Riverdance on their principal's desk on the first day of Kindergarten.

[Jimmy]

That was before they replaced the paste I ate with the non-toxic kind.

Yells out "Keiser Soze" during sex.

[ZoNeSeeK]

Right at the money shot.

-

Would do detta walker.

[The_Nameless]

And once I get that thorazine, I'll be taken her out for a....date.




Is the real-life Tony Montana.

[Jimmy]

Fuck you you fucking coackarosch!

Sprays their elbows and knees with WD-40, all in an effort to be the Tin Man.

[B Rag]

I even tried standing in the woods for years, but gave up after a couple hours.



Thought a taco was a talko, so they tried to communicate with it.

[Jon]

Yes...I should sue!!



Thinks "humor" is a request for more color.

[B Rag]

Ah, Jon, you're so humorous... like a rainbow!



Can't have one family reunion that doesn't end with a SWAT team showing up.

[Darkthoughts]

They start it everytime! They're not from our side of the family!

Is opening a minature fast food chain for cockroaches.

[fernandito]

Billions of customers equals Billions of $$$!!!



Has the WB frog as their pet.

[B Rag]

He left after I tried to get high by licking his back.



Smelt it, and therefore dealt it.

[The_Nameless]

I supplied it, but if you ask, I am going to deny it.





Makes anti-matter in their spare time.

[SON-OF-WAYNE]

WHO WOULDENT WANT TO SEE TIM CURRY (PENNYWISE THE CLOWN) AS A HERMAPHODITE......(SPELL CHECK)



LOVES THE SMELL OF STRANGERS FARTS.

[The_Nameless]

(Why do I keep getting the fart ones?)

I even collect them in mason jars for later.




Is building a dream across the Atlantic made entirely of teeth.

[B Rag]

Man, flossing it is about the most tedious thing on earth.



Whenever someone shows off their "grill" bling, throws raw hamburger meat at it.

[The_Nameless]

I started off throwing hotdogs, but later decided it was a bit too suggestive.





Pimps people's rides - by letting people do sexual favors to the vehicle.

[B Rag]

Man, you should have seen the look on this guys face when he saw a customer giving his brand new car a Cleveland Steamer!


Went to a little girl's dance recital, mistaking it for a strip club.

[fernandito]

No wonder she gave me a look when I started waving George Washington in her face.



Has a fantasy involving Monica Lewonski, a bucket of ice cubes and a 4-Iron.

[Chassit]

What can I say? I have a thing for Clinton's left overs while I play golf...



Has no idea what this is all about


XIX

[B Rag]

Huh? Who doesn't? What the hell are you talking about?



Cries everytime a frog gets a fly.

[Darkthoughts]

Dissection was my favourite part of biology - take that you fly murdering green bastards!!

Makes a noise like a type writer every time they eat corn on the cob.

[B Rag]

I also make a corn on the cob sound whenever I type.



Shaved their name on a policeman's leg.

[SON-OF-WAYNE]

A-HEM...... POLICE WOMAN.



GETS DRESSED TO TAKE A SHOWER.

[B Rag]

I just can't stand to get my skin wet.



Plays fat people's bellies like bongos.

[The_Nameless]

I try to find people of various sizes so I can get different tones. I am up to thirty right now.




Is building a movie theater with toilets for seats.

[B Rag]

It was going to be an X-Rated theatre, but people's moms kept knocking on the doors.


Duct taped their cat to the back bumper of their car.

[The_Nameless]

I needed an alarm system that would catch someone's attention.




Remembers where they were when they built a ladder to heaven.

[fernandito]

It was a cold, windy December afternoon...




Dreams of fighting alongside Bruce Willis a la' Die Hard.

[B Rag]

Doing anything alongside Bruce Willis would be awesome, of course!



Shouts "Someone on this train is a murderer!" on the little train ride at the mall.

[The_Nameless]

The conductor usually runs off in terror.




Greases the prongs on the claw-machine game.

[B Rag]

And then I climb in... and you don't wanna know what I do next.



Wears a snorkel, a cowboy hat, and a leather jacket with rhinestones to work.

[The_Nameless]

Every stripper has their own attire.





Sells cans of grass by the freeway.

[B Rag]

Fresh cut, with no chiggers!



Thought "chigger" was a derogatory term for an African American child.

[The_Nameless]

I was this close to calling the NAACP until I consulted my dictionary.





Spliced their DNA with a eagle's so they could have better vision.

[B Rag]

Not only that, now people can't shoot me no matter how much I piss them off! *gets in your face*


Thinks the Blue Man Group skinned the Smurfs to get their costumes.

[Jimmy]

If you look really close one of the blue men has Hefty Smurf's heart tattoo on his eyelid. ;)

Is convinced the JFK assassination was a suicide.

[B Rag]

He just shot the building, knowing perfectly well that it would ricochet back! It's all so simple!



Makes their PopTarts live up to their name by putting firecrackers in them.

[LadyHitchhiker]

That's the only way I'll consider eating them.


Is overoffended by everything.

[Darkthoughts]

I can't believe you'd say that about me!! Thats just so unfounded and untrue!!

Has a deep dark secret that could unravel the very fabric of our existence if it was ever let out...

[The_Nameless]

...and you can find out when my FOX special airs, Thursday at 9pm!




Raised the dead so that could revive disco.

[B Rag]

We all boogied down in the graveyard - you totally should have been there!



Kidnaps people for ransoms of different amounts of Cheerios.

[The_Nameless]

The Apple-Cinnamon ones are saved for special occasions.




Holds the World's record for ping-pong consumption.

[B Rag]

I fell just a few short of the record for taking them in the other end...



Thinks blind people are wearing dark glasses to hide their identity.

[OchrisO]

My theory is based soley on the fact that Ray Charles could play piano.





Is developing a biological cure for people who stand in the middle of the aisles at Wal-Mart and talk to their friends.

[Jimmy]

Yes, it's called Cap'n Trips.

Isn't ain't not never can't doesn't understand this that those words.

[The_Nameless]

.....Potato.




Believes they can get drunk off of Ginger Ale.

[B Rag]

Hey, don't blame me for what I did at that party, I had 6 ginger ales before that!


Always ruins sports conversations by getting two sports mixed up.

[ZoNeSeeK]

Basketball goals!

-

has squeaky shoes.

[B Rag]

Uh.. yeah, it's just the shoes...



Paints their neighbor's face on their house for them, but without asking.

[The_Nameless]

I'd hate for them to get lost trying to find their home. Buncha ingrates.




Built an electric fence surrounding the McDonalds playground.

[B Rag]

Wouldn't want to see the little tykes wander off and get lost... a nice excruciating jolt of electricity is much safer.


Thinks the cure for tomato juice stains is to wash them with skunk spray.

[ZoNeSeeK]

Mmmmm. Pearly fresh.

-

is made hard by apples.

[B Rag]

Hehe, I think I 'found a worm', if you know what I mean.



Thought their milkshake would bring all the boys to the yard, but really just attracted ants.

[The_Nameless]

I ended up marrying one a week later, then divorcing two weeks after that. We still talk.



Keeps every secret recipe in the world locked up in Chatanooga, Tennessee.

[ZoNeSeeK]

*pretends to know what a chatanooga tennessee is*

Fucked a cabbage in the cabbage patch

[Odetta]

I named him "Baldy". He never called afterwards either! :(


Loves a good tongue depressor.

[The_Nameless]

Nothing is more satisfying.




Pays people to kick them in the head.

[B Rag]

That way I can sue them for everything they have.



Hid a leaking helium tank at the opera.

[Jimmy]

It backfired though, I had to clean up all that poop after the soprano's high note summoned all those dogs.

Once mistook a rabid wolverine for a birthday cake.

[The_Nameless]

I lit the candles, then it all went to hell.



Grows elephant-sized tulips.

[fernandito]

They make fantastic parachutes.



Is just a figment of my imagination.

[The_Nameless]

And I am not going away anytime soon.




Created themself out of discarded food.

[fernandito]

My "fingers" are actually french fries.



Knows that nothing lasts forever, even cold novermber rain.

[The_Nameless]

I am working on changing that.



Stood next to a mountain, and chopped it down with the edge of their hand.

[fernandito]

It tickled.


Counts lobstrosities in order to fall asleep.

[The_Nameless]

The highest number I've reached is 176,890,557.



Is trying to crossbreed a pig and a chicken so they can rule the food market.

[LadyHitchhiker]

No one can refuse my hockadoodle!!!!!

Gets drunk only when they don't have to work the next day.

[fernandito]

Anything worth doing, is worth doing right [hiccup]




Is an expert swordsmen.

[B Rag]

I thought about just becoming a swordsman, but decided it'd be better to be more than one.


Tried to take over the world with a banana under their shirt disguised as a gun.

[The_Nameless]

I took over the entire continent of Asia before I was stopped by those darn Swedes.



Switches peoples license plates when they park for long periods of time.

[Jimmy]

I just wish the damn cars weren't so heavy. Carrying them over to the lisence plates is getting to be a bitch.

Is genetically composed of Steak-Ums, mulch and fiberoptic cables.

[The_Nameless]

I am the newwave of humanity!




Does not fear the Reaper, since it is their cousin.

[Jimmy]

Only by marriage though. Let's just say that Uncle Pete has a skeleton fetish.

Once tried to follow some ants down an anthill in an effort to become their new queen.

[The_Nameless]

I even rubbed myself in expensive phermones to fool them. I was the only fool.



Uses Thousand Island dressing as their only source of deodorant.

[B Rag]

But they fired me from the restaraunt when I shared my armpit-dressing with a customer.



Licks fat people's bellies.

[ZoNeSeeK]

they need tongue lovin too!

-

cursed their own penis and it FELL OFF.

[Odetta]

It's true... all true... I have no penis.


is going commando RIGHT NOW!

[fernandito]

Where the hell is my rocket launcher?




Has eyes on the back of their head, literally.

[The_Nameless]

It took me thirty years to grow them, and they still can't see!




Bathes in bleach, and only bleach.

[fernandito]

Even my nose hairs are blonde.




Wants to wipe out the sun.

[The_Nameless]

Who needs it?!? Al it does is give you cancer....and light. Everyone prefers the night anyway - right?



Has alucrative career drawing historical scenes in the nude.

[Odetta]

well... duh!


has their significant other shave their back hair bi-weekly

[The_Nameless]

If I go every week, my back tends to rash up.



Sticks needles in between their toes for fun.

[Odetta]

it's called acupuncture... ignoramous!


has a collection of scabs under their bed.

[sintrance613]

they're there to scare off the saimese monkeys, nothing else worked 'cept furbies (that got a lil old)



moonlights as a power ranger on thursdays..

[Darkthoughts]

The pink one...I double as a camp motorcycle courier Monday to Wednesday with the same outfit.

Uses duct tape in place of waxing strips.

[The_Nameless]

It is much cheaper, and not to mention more reliable.



Eats one live hamster a day.

[Darkthoughts]

As a primary school teacher I find its the ultimate way to get the class's attention.

Is catching flies until they have enough to become airborn.

[Odetta]

I just need 3 more...



Licks toilet seats

[fernandito]

(Licks) Hmm, my favorite flavor. Ass.



Places used band-aids in other peoples' sandwiches for kicks.

[The_Nameless]

I make sure they are nice and bloody and moist first.



Built a tiny circus using cardboard, cpnstruction paper, and small rodents as the preformers.

[ZoNeSeeK]

It was my incredibly unsuccessful remake of carnivale.

-

Wants to make it all better :(

[fernandito]

And it will be. Just take one more swig.


Re-named their goldfish Megatron.

[The_Nameless]

Then a tiny, robotic goldfish shot him.



Named their poodle He-Man.

[Darkthoughts]

He has the powah!!!!!

Has the worlds largest collection of garden ornaments.

[fernandito]

Now all I need is a garden to go with them.



Got drunk at a party and clipped the clown.

[The_Nameless]

And I'd do it again..sober.



Refuses to cut their hair until Wal-Mart goes out of business.

[Mordred Deschain]

Damn I'm going bald!


Drinking a Pabst Blue Ribbon...

[Jon]

Ribbons are so hard to swallow no matter their color.


Giggles every time the word "cockpit" is said.

[Darkthoughts]

*guffaw* :lol:

Can fart any national anthem on request.

[Storyslinger]

Is playing the New Zealand anthem as we speak *phew*

Sneezes pure gold

[fernandito]

Yup. That's why everytime I'm picking my nose and someone asks me if I'm digging for gold, I say ya damn right!



Still sleeps with a teddy bear.

[Darkthoughts]

What?!! He gets scared in his own bed!!

Lives in a cage.

[Storyslinger]

I can't be contolled, what can I say :innocent:

Eats human brains

[fernandito]

Tastes (eerily enough) like chicken.



Has an alligator for a pet.

[Mordred Deschain]

I flushed it down the toilet, now it lives in the sewers!



Has gas problems.

[Storyslinger]

Yeah, I had a bad fuel leak, but it's taken care of:P

Takes painful dumps

[Mordred Deschain]

what can I say, I have an irritable bowel!



Likes bearded clam

[Storyslinger]

so i like mature sea food, what of it

has a possessed hand

(fixed it)(thanks)

[Mordred Deschain]

Did you mean possessed? if so, I loped it off and it ran away. Now I gotta go find it, hope it doesn't try to strangle me...



Has a HUGE................thumb

[fernandito]

It's green. :)


Steals waitresses' tip-money.

[Darkthoughts]

They never clean the coffee rings off the tables, so what the hey...lazy wenches!

Eats gum off the sidewalk.

[Mike Beck]

*sidewalk gum rules*

uh...walks by grade school playgrounds in search of bikes. then sniffs the seats of any bicycles nearby. is a bicycle seat sniffer.

also likes the movie Soul Plane.

[Storyslinger]

Damn, I've been discovered, who told you :ninja:

LIves in a house made of twinkies

[Mordred Deschain]

no more house *BURP*



smokes an ounce a week

[fernandito]

I'd say more like two. :D


Could shoot someone's eyelash off from a mile away.

[Storyslinger]

I actually missed

Can dodge bullets

[Mike Beck]

when the time comes, I won't have to... ;)

eats babies, and finds it funny.

[Mordred Deschain]

I love me some babies. Mordred is A-Hongry!!



shoots fish with bird shot

[ZoNeSeeK]

says that like im doing something bad

shoots giraffes with hippo shot

[Storyslinger]

And you see a problem with that why

Has my smelly socks hanging on their computer

[Mordred Deschain]

That's what that is!! damn!!



likes Lord of the Dance

[Storyslinger]

So........doesn't everyone:lol:

Is Stephen King's long lost child