Things You Wouldn't Like Up Your Nose

[Syd Barrett]

So I'm sitting here, sweating like a pig, and it suddenly occurs to me...there are rather a lot of things I would not like to find up my nose. For example, were I to sneeze, and the 1969 lineup of Fairport Convention to appear from my nostrils, I would probably not be terribly pleased.

Yourself?

[cozener]

poop?

[fernandito]

Soy Sauce.

[John Blaze]

i work at a Potash Mine, in the refinery. ( we call it the "float" plant)

There is alot of dust, but this is not regular dust, it is potash dust. And some machinery gets plugged with dust sometimes, and unplugging it makes it seem like you're standing inside a very hot cloud. Well, it gets everywhere, but most of it gets breathed into your nose.

It burns way more than salt. Try snorting a line of salt, then think about it being three times as bad.

[jayson]

someone else's finger?

[Madagascar]

A small firecracker? I'd imagine that'd be unpleasant.

[cozener]

wasabi?

[Brice]

:panic:

[Odetta]

a tape recorder

[Storyslinger]

a small dog

[mia/susannah]

:rofl: :rofl: I would not want to find anything up my nose, especially not Randall Flagg

[Brice]

So I'm sitting here, sweating like a pig, and it suddenly occurs to me...there are rather a lot of things I would not like to find up my nose. For example, were I to sneeze, and the 1969 lineup of Fairport Convention to appear from my nostrils, I would probably not be terribly pleased.

Yourself?


Yes, finding yourself up your nose would be both paradoxical and disconcerting I think. :unsure:

[Letti]

I needed some time to understand this thread..

[CRinVA]

All that runny drippy slimy snot that has been running out for that last two days! I truly wish it wer enever there. Kind of feels like someone inside my head pulling my left eyeball backwards at somethign more than a gentle tug! :-)

I wouldnt want RF up my nose either! I will accept wizardsrainbow there as long as he brings me a First Edition Gunslinger! :-)

[OchrisO]

The 1978 Dallas Cowboys

[Matt]

I'm going to go with...my elbow

[Letti]

I'm going to go with...my elbow

:lol:

[Odetta]

I needed some time to understand this thread..

See? Right there was your problem...

[jayson]

Black 13. I wouldn't want that up there. Everytime I sneeze it would send me somewhere else.:scared:

[Odetta]

Black 13. I wouldn't want that up there. Everytime I sneeze it would send me somewhere else.:scared:

but that could be fun! an adventure just waiting up your nose!

[sai blaine]

This thread is....intresting...i could think of alot of things i wouldnt want up my nose... like for example <_< G.W.Bush, Butter, Macs etc etc :unsure:

[sarah]

Blaine the Mono

[fernandito]

TOM BRADY!

[Storyslinger]

Feev's av

[MonteGss]

britney spears

[Bethany]

freddy krueger's finger.
any of them.

[William50]

freddy krueger's finger.
any of them.

I agree. That would hurt.
:doh:

A guitar.

[Girlystevedave]

A nose in my nose that sneezes out more noses.

[LadyHitchhiker]

Peanut butter

[sai blaine]

mmmmm peanut butter..

[LadyHitchhiker]

Ewww peanut butter in the nose....

Scrambled eggs wouldn't be fun either....

[Bethany]

a single hair.

[sai blaine]

Marmite... :scared:

[alinda]

I'd not be too happy to find a SK novel up there!! Or a cantak isnt that what got old Collie so riled up?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Salt and Pepper
or

Salt n Peppa either...

[Bethany]

anything valentine's related.

[fernandito]

GOLLUM! GOLLUM!

[Bethany]

anything found in john wayne gayce's play room.

[Storyslinger]

DVD cases

[Syd Barrett]

So I'm sitting here, sweating like a pig, and it suddenly occurs to me...there are rather a lot of things I would not like to find up my nose. For example, were I to sneeze, and the 1969 lineup of Fairport Convention to appear from my nostrils, I would probably not be terribly pleased.

Yourself?


Yes, finding yourself up your nose would be both paradoxical and disconcerting I think. :unsure:

...Is that some kind of Eastern thing?

[Brice]

So I'm sitting here, sweating like a pig, and it suddenly occurs to me...there are rather a lot of things I would not like to find up my nose. For example, were I to sneeze, and the 1969 lineup of Fairport Convention to appear from my nostrils, I would probably not be terribly pleased.

Yourself?


Yes, finding yourself up your nose would be both paradoxical and disconcerting I think. :unsure:

...Is that some kind of Eastern thing?

:lol: My mind works strangely when I go too long without sleep. I'm fairly sure that's what happened here.

[Syd Barrett]

S'alright. Sleep is for the weak anyway.

Or so I keep telling myself...

[LadyHitchhiker]

Toenails.

[alinda]

Yes, finding yourself up your nose would be both paradoxical and disconcerting I think. :unsure:[/QUOTE]

:rofl: I love it!!:clap:

[LadyHitchhiker]

Sea anemones...

[ATG]

cayenne pepper

[William50]

A pencil.

[Brice]

Yes, finding yourself up your nose would be both paradoxical and disconcerting I think. :unsure:

:rofl: I love it!!:clap:[/QUOTE]


:D

[Storyslinger]

A folder

[fernandito]

Arnold's fist.

[Shelbs]

salted buttery popcorn

[LadyHitchhiker]

biscuit crumbs

[Girlystevedave]

ninja stars

[Storyslinger]

sleeping dogs

[LadyHitchhiker]

thorns

[Storyslinger]

A keyboard

[LadyHitchhiker]

a piano

[Storyslinger]

PS2

[LadyHitchhiker]

Original Nintendo. Not only would it be uncomfortable, they're hard to find and I wouldn't want to desecrate it.

[Storyslinger]

FF x-2

[LadyHitchhiker]

A cheese grater

[Storyslinger]

eggbeater

[LadyHitchhiker]

postbeater

[Bethany]

jock strap, used or otherwise

[Shelbs]

AN AIRPLANE!

:ninja:

[Storyslinger]

Shoes

[Girlystevedave]

chat room

[Storyslinger]

madman

[Girlystevedave]

Storyslinger without his morning coffee

[Storyslinger]

:lol:

I wouldn't either

[jayson]

an unabridged version of The Stand?:panic:

[William50]

A fork

[Jon]

The sun or any other star!

[Ka-tet]

I dont think id like to have anything in or to enter my nostrils.

I once got a button stuck in one when i was like 4-5 ><

[blackrose22]

The barrell of Rolands gun and hearing the words "I do not aim with my hand....."

[William50]

A flag pole.

[Girlystevedave]

A solar eclipse

[fernandito]

a used condom.

[Girlystevedave]

the paparazzi

[fernandito]

BRITNEY SPEARS.

[Girlystevedave]

BRITNEY SPEARS.

Think of all the gunk that would come with that:unsure:

[Girlystevedave]

A tornado

[fernandito]

BRITNEY SPEARS.

Think of all the gunk that would come with that:unsure:

On the plus side, at least it wouldn't come with K-Fed.


(shiver)

[Girlystevedave]

Oh, I'm sure there's some of him still lingering in a dark crevice.

[LadyHitchhiker]

ice cubes

excedrin

[Storyslinger]

Battery acid

[Girlystevedave]

The whole town of Fraggle Rock

[TerribleT]

I don't even like boogers and snot in my nose. The thing I hate the most is when I'm riding my bike and some damn bug flies up there, or in my ear, or my eye, or gets inhaled. It's one of the drawbacks of bicycle riding.

[Shelbs]

someone else's finger

[Bethany]

baked alaska

[Shelbs]

a live fish

[Bethany]

a dead fish

[Shelbs]

a blue fish

[Bethany]

the fish!

[Shelbs]

:panic:


The entire cast and crew of Lost.

[Irish~Rose]

Sand!

[Shelbs]

a Rubix Cube

[Bethany]

a lite brite

[Storyslinger]

a shark

[Letti]

the Mona Lisa

[TerribleT]

someone else's finger

Awwww c'mon Shelbs, it'll be HOTTTT :onfire: I promise!!!!!!

[Girlystevedave]

a fire breathing dragon

[Storyslinger]

an ice breathing dragon

[Syd Barrett]

A dragon-breathing dragon. Think about it.

[Storyslinger]

A breath-breathing dragon

[Girlystevedave]

A dragon with a roaring case of poison ivy

[Storyslinger]

anybody with a case of poison ivy

[Syd Barrett]

A dragon-breathing breath. Or is it breathe? I can never remember...

[Shelbs]

someone else's finger

Awwww c'mon Shelbs, it'll be HOTTTT :onfire: I promise!!!!!!

Are you one of those people that can shoot fire outta their fingertips!? :panic:


A breath-breathing dragon

:rofl:

[Irish~Rose]

A dolphin...

[Shelbs]

an ice cube

[Bethany]

ice t

[Shelbs]

AN ICE PICK!

[Bethany]

queen latifiah

[Shelbs]

the backwards "R" in Toys R Us

[TerribleT]

someone else's finger

Awwww c'mon Shelbs, it'll be HOTTTT :onfire: I promise!!!!!!

Are you one of those people that can shoot fire outta their fingertips!? :panic:



Why would that turn you on?

[Girlystevedave]

The Death Star

[Bethany]

jabba the hut

[Girlystevedave]

All the hair that Brice recently cut off

[Brice]

:lol:

[Girlystevedave]

Thought you'd like that one

[Storyslinger]

a laughing smiley

[Girlystevedave]

A black hole

[Storyslinger]

a pet nightgown

[Girlystevedave]

:lol:

[fernandito]

Rosie O' Donnell's toothbrush.

[Bethany]

rosie o'donell's panties

[fernandito]

Rosie O'Donnells bra

[Bethany]

i don't think anyone has a nose big enough for any undergarment of rosie.

[fernandito]

:rofl:

[Brice]

a pet nightgown

Do they really make nightgowns for pets? :beat:

[Shelbs]

A Kiss still wrapped in foil

[Storyslinger]

a pet nightgown

Do they really make nightgowns for pets? :beat:

Ayuh, ask girly.

[Girlystevedave]

a pet nightgown

Do they really make nightgowns for pets? :beat:

Yes, I was ranting about it the other day. We sell them at my work.

[Bethany]

has anyone said a rubber hose?

[Girlystevedave]

Rubber hoes? Like a blowup doll?
:D

[Brice]

a pet nightgown

Do they really make nightgowns for pets? :beat:

Yes, I was ranting about it the other day. We sell them at my work.

That's kinda' scary. :scared:

[Shelbs]

A rabbit foot, hanging off a keychain.

[CPU]

A rabbit foot attached to a live rabbit.

[Girlystevedave]

a pet nightgown

Do they really make nightgowns for pets? :beat:

Yes, I was ranting about it the other day. We sell them at my work.

That's kinda' scary. :scared:

It's not kinda scary, it's freaking horrifying. We have shoes too.... let me tell you, I'm just as disgusted by those. The worst thing is the people that really get excited over this stuff. I mean I spend so much time climbing up and down a freaking ladder because some moron saw a purple velvet dress that they just had to have, only to realize it won't fit their morbidly obese pig of a dog properly. So, up the ladder I go again.

[Brice]

a pet nightgown

Do they really make nightgowns for pets? :beat:

Yes, I was ranting about it the other day. We sell them at my work.

That's kinda' scary. :scared:

It's not kinda scary, it's freaking horrifying. We have shoes too.... let me tell you, I'm just as disgusted by those. The worst thing is the people that really get excited over this stuff. I mean I spend so much time climbing up and down a freaking ladder because some moron saw a purple velvet dress that they just had to have, only to realize it won't fit their morbidly obese pig of a dog properly. So, up the ladder I go again.

Instead of putting it back you could just insert it along with their morbidly obese dog up their nose. :lol:

How do you make it through an entire day without shouting "What the fuck is wrong with you people?"

[Girlystevedave]

a pet nightgown

Do they really make nightgowns for pets? :beat:

Yes, I was ranting about it the other day. We sell them at my work.

That's kinda' scary. :scared:

It's not kinda scary, it's freaking horrifying. We have shoes too.... let me tell you, I'm just as disgusted by those. The worst thing is the people that really get excited over this stuff. I mean I spend so much time climbing up and down a freaking ladder because some moron saw a purple velvet dress that they just had to have, only to realize it won't fit their morbidly obese pig of a dog properly. So, up the ladder I go again.

Instead of putting it back you could just insert it along with their morbidly obese dog up their nose. :lol:

How do you make it through an entire day without shouting "What the fuck is wrong with you people?"


Oh, believe me....it's a fantasy of mine.
There's a line from Clerks that I so want to use on them
Customer: "Cute cat, what's it's name?"
Randal: "Annoying customer."
One of these days......:blush:

[Brice]

a pet nightgown

Do they really make nightgowns for pets? :beat:

Yes, I was ranting about it the other day. We sell them at my work.

That's kinda' scary. :scared:

It's not kinda scary, it's freaking horrifying. We have shoes too.... let me tell you, I'm just as disgusted by those. The worst thing is the people that really get excited over this stuff. I mean I spend so much time climbing up and down a freaking ladder because some moron saw a purple velvet dress that they just had to have, only to realize it won't fit their morbidly obese pig of a dog properly. So, up the ladder I go again.

Instead of putting it back you could just insert it along with their morbidly obese dog up their nose. :lol:

How do you make it through an entire day without shouting "What the fuck is wrong with you people?"


Oh, believe me....it's a fantasy of mine.
There's a line from Clerks that I so want to use on them
Customer: "Cute cat, what's it's name?"
Randal: "Annoying customer."
One of these days......:blush:

Well, if you're gonna' do it you should bring a camera with you. I'm sure they're facial expression will be classic. :dance: Just make sure you wait till you have another job lined up.

[alinda]

*dies laughing*

[fernandito]

i don't think anyone has a nose big enough for any undergarment of rosie.

Wait...

Owen Wilson anybody?

[Ikilledthecrimsonking]

some one elses nose

[Girlystevedave]

cement

[Bethany]

a runway model

[Shelbs]

A #2 pencil, sharpened

[Girlystevedave]

porcupines

[Brice]

skunks

[fernandito]

a hoof.

[Storyslinger]

razor blades

[Brice]

super glue

[Storyslinger]

any kind of glue

[Matt]

the jellyfish Dawn saw on Saturday!!

[Girlystevedave]

Sex Panther
"It smells like a turd with burnt hair on it"

[Shelbs]

A blowup doll.

[Girlystevedave]

A blowup doll.

hey, I said that

[fernandito]

Sex Panther
"It smells like a turd with burnt hair on it"

You don't like the smell of diapers full of indian food?

[Shelbs]

A blowup doll.

hey, I said that

^_^

How about a blowup Dolly with black wool? :D

[Girlystevedave]

How about steel wool

[Shelbs]

A mouse trap.

[Jean]

a bear trap!

::shudders::

[Girlystevedave]

electric eels

[Matt]

That guys from "Lock Up: Raw" last night

[Bethany]

guacamole

[Girlystevedave]

Whoosh pants

[LadyHitchhiker]

possums no matter how awesome they may be

[Girlystevedave]

An American gladiator selling pet clothes

[LadyHitchhiker]

feminie hygiene products... I don't care if I have a nosebleed!

[Girlystevedave]

The Lochness Monster

[Bethany]

a birthday cake

[Storyslinger]

an angry billy bumbler

[Girlystevedave]

A wookie

[Bethany]

an angry billy bumbler

a happy billy bumbler.

[fernandito]

A wookie

An AT-ST.

[Bethany]

jabba the hutt slobber

[fernandito]

A lightsaber.

[Bethany]

jar-jar

[Shelbs]

Jar-Jar's annoyance

[Míchéal]

fluids...i have a cold :(

[Shelbs]

an Altoid

[Storyslinger]

an Altoid

That would burn like a mahfah.

[LadyHitchhiker]

Jabba the Hut even thought he does look kinda like a booger

[Girlystevedave]

Electric saw

[fernandito]

Boba Fett's helmet.

[Bethany]

a chewbacca hairball

[fernandito]

Anything from the waste disposal in A New Hope.

[bergy81]

A Dog Fart....yuk

[Girlystevedave]

a shark

[Bethany]

miracle whip

[Míchéal]

An overweight hedgehog.

[Girlystevedave]

bong water

[Bethany]

a bong

[Girlystevedave]

lava

[obscurejude]

A dildo.

[Bethany]

anything that will cause even more pressure

[Girlystevedave]

A Starbucks restaurant

[obscurejude]

A Starbucks restaurant

Amen. Fuck starbucks. I boycotted five years ago. :clap:

[Storyslinger]

A Dog Fart....yuk

:lol:

I'll second that

[Brice]

Draino

[obscurejude]

An ice pick

[Bethany]

cowboy boots with spurs

[Girlystevedave]

A cactus

[Bethany]

cowpie

[Letti]

the universe

[Míchéal]

dog tongue

[Bethany]

a 20 oz bottle of new coke

[Girlystevedave]

ODB

[Bethany]

OPP

[obscurejude]

NKOTB

[Ikilledthecrimsonking]

an unabridged version of The Stand?:panic:

:rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl:

[Girlystevedave]

pine cones

[Shelbs]

A slinky

[Bethany]

a lite brite

[obscurejude]

a lite brite

Actually, that would be cool to have up your nose, imho.

[Bethany]

fine then, an easy bake oven

[obscurejude]

Only if it had fresh made cookies in it. Are you playing I-Spy in your're kids room or something?

Notice the you're

[Bethany]

nope.
ro-tel cheese dip

[Girlystevedave]

This smiley:cyclops:

[obscurejude]

I bathe in ro-tel cheese dip, so that wouldn't bother me either.

[Bethany]

ro-tel dip with obscure cooties

[obscurejude]

My cooties are full of iron apparently.

[bergy81]

Billy Bumbler Flatulence.

[bergy81]

Then again, Billy Bumbler Flatulence might smell like fresh apple pie.:orely:

[Girlystevedave]

An air-guitarist

[Girlystevedave]

Tak

[jayson]

An air-guitarist

would a real guitarist be better bc i could arrange it?

[Girlystevedave]

No guitarists....bu I do appreciate the offer

An air drummer might be kinda cool though:orely:

[LadyHitchhiker]

A can opener

[Bethany]

a prom dress

[LadyHitchhiker]

tinfoil

[obscurejude]

When I put tinfoil in my nose, the voices stop.

[LadyHitchhiker]

:rofl: You kill me!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I wouldn't like a wolverine up my nose...

[LadyHitchhiker]

(great siggy Jude...)

[obscurejude]

Thanks Lady...and its always good to see people laugh. :)

[Girlystevedave]

The Wizard of Oz

[LadyHitchhiker]

The Beatles

[Jon]

My nose!

[Bethany]

An Ablounger

[Brice]

an umbrella

[Storyslinger]

a gallon of paint

[Bethany]

patrick's marathon utility belt

[Girlystevedave]

The Matrix

[ZoNeSeeK]

Bethany's daughter's vodka collection

[obscurejude]

:lol:

[Bethany]

Bethany's daughter's vodka collection

hardeeharhar.

a S/L edition of the gunslinger. a regular wal-mart copy would be okay though.

[LadyHitchhiker]

A cockroach.

[ZoNeSeeK]

octuplets