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fernandito
02-05-2008, 05:46 PM
http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/9039/childsplay2aacu8.jpg

ZoNeSeeK
02-05-2008, 06:35 PM
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/01/21/22572101.jpg

melt that fuckhole!

fernandito
02-05-2008, 06:40 PM
You need to cool down :

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2041/1556314057_7a69ed5c02_o.jpg

ZoNeSeeK
02-05-2008, 07:14 PM
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/994852/2/istockphoto_994852_scotch_on_the_rocks.jpg

All you're good for is making me ice :)

Telynn
02-05-2008, 07:30 PM
http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/8748/temperance4webui6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

The temperance ladies will take care of that drink.

Erin
02-05-2008, 07:44 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y129/MidWorldGirl/untitled-5.jpg

The invention of the vibrator will loosen up those tight-assed, prudish bitches.

fernandito
02-05-2008, 07:51 PM
No batteries... :(
http://www.batteries2you.co.uk/images/batteries.jpg

Telynn
02-05-2008, 08:08 PM
No entry at this time, but I just have to say.. WOW. :scared:

ATG
02-05-2008, 08:46 PM
This thread has went places fast I. I clicked on it earlier and said, " na. "
But now I'm like:scared:

Daghain
02-05-2008, 09:03 PM
Me too! :lol:

ETA: Erin, you win teh intarwebs. :rofl:

Erin
02-05-2008, 09:05 PM
:lol: Leave it up to me to scare people in a thread.

Electricity kills batteries!

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y129/MidWorldGirl/untitled-6.jpg

Daghain
02-05-2008, 09:09 PM
I can channel that electricity for good instead of evil. :lol:

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc75/DaghainDT/light-bulb-glowing-filament-light-b.jpg

Erin
02-05-2008, 09:12 PM
I see the dreaded red box. Nothing destroys the red box. :(

fernandito
02-05-2008, 09:12 PM
Nothing that the God of Thunder and Lightning can't handle.


http://www.freewebs.com/raidenheaven/raiden.png

Daghain
02-05-2008, 09:24 PM
Hmmm. I see the photo. Must fix. :lol:

ETA: Take that!

Storyslinger
02-06-2008, 08:34 AM
Its hard to control anything, when you're tied up.

http://pascalcampion.com/2007/696B.jpg

ZoNeSeeK
02-06-2008, 02:37 PM
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/58/29/23472958.jpg

Spap!

fernandito
02-06-2008, 05:21 PM
Hmm...tasty butterfly.....
http://www.chameleons.org/william/images/chameleons.jpg

ATG
02-06-2008, 07:18 PM
http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3116/z29755242gz3.jpg

IWasSentWest
02-06-2008, 07:52 PM
thats how we deal with flyin varments here in south caroline' (yes, i meant to put caroline, anal retentive bastards)

jayson
02-08-2008, 05:41 AM
they prob died from the bud light... give them real beer...

http://i26.tinypic.com/21kedfd.jpg

Storyslinger
02-08-2008, 09:22 AM
All the beers gone.

http://www.webweaver.nu/clipart/img/people/men/beer-drinker.gif

Mist_on_the_Water
02-08-2008, 09:39 AM
http://www.partyguideonline.com/foodndrink/images/g0501686.jpg

have a fresh keg

Storyslinger
02-08-2008, 09:41 AM
DUCK!!

http://multitext.ucc.ie/images/thumbnails/1520.jpg

Mist_on_the_Water
02-08-2008, 09:45 AM
http://www.cfo.doe.gov/me70/manhattan/images/FalloutShelterSignLarge.gif

take cover!

Storyslinger
02-08-2008, 09:47 AM
Looks like the bridge is out

http://www.cigital.com/justiceleague/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/bridge.gif

Mist_on_the_Water
02-08-2008, 10:03 AM
http://www.guidedculturaltours.com/clients/sebastan.jpg

timberrrrr!

Storyslinger
02-08-2008, 10:05 AM
Don't fall in

http://www.innovativefinancialscam.com/images/pirana.jpg

Mist_on_the_Water
02-08-2008, 10:19 AM
http://www.saveourpond.com/images/fish.jpg

better wtach out for the Shrek farts

Storyslinger
02-08-2008, 10:25 AM
Get out of the water.

http://www.lightningsmiths.com/lightning_gallery_02/lightning_010.jpg

Mist_on_the_Water
02-08-2008, 10:26 AM
http://k43.pbase.com/o4/25/480025/1/60333492.Onion2.jpg

Ogres have layers

Storyslinger
02-08-2008, 10:29 AM
Why don't you hang around for awhile.

http://www.bfapocalypse.com/modules/My_eGallery/gallery/props/PostCage2.jpg

Mist_on_the_Water
02-08-2008, 10:33 AM
http://www.ibabuzz.com/hayword/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/cujo.jpg

C'mere boy! Help a little ogre out

Storyslinger
02-08-2008, 10:35 AM
Bad dog

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/60500/60709SXaw_w.jpg

Mist_on_the_Water
02-08-2008, 10:44 AM
http://yacht.zamok.net/DV/Potter/Posters/Drawings/fluffy.jpg

Meet Fluffy.

Storyslinger
02-08-2008, 10:45 AM
Good boy

http://scribalterror.blogs.com/scribal_terror/images/2007/09/08/hercules.jpg

Mist_on_the_Water
02-08-2008, 10:50 AM
http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=87992&rendTypeId=4

No comment.

Storyslinger
02-08-2008, 10:50 AM
Time for a hair cut

http://www.flyingfingers.com/shop/images/medium/__notions__Clover/Scissors-493S.jpg

Mist_on_the_Water
02-08-2008, 10:52 AM
http://www.suelebeau.com/images/rock.gif

rock beats scissors

Storyslinger
02-08-2008, 10:54 AM
CK beats everybody

http://www.bettsbooks.com/Crimson%20King.gif

Mist_on_the_Water
02-08-2008, 10:57 AM
http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/760/760758/the-dark-tower-readers-guide-20070201061530639.jpg

Not if he stuck up there on his pretty little balcony

Storyslinger
02-08-2008, 10:59 AM
Erase that pesky tower.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/a/a1/180px-Patrickdanville.jpg

Farson
02-08-2008, 11:38 AM
Erase the pesky artist.

http://www.sashadesign.com/img/weblog/dali_grave.jpg

Mist_on_the_Water
02-08-2008, 04:37 PM
http://www.meghalomania.com/wp-content/themes/clouds/images/posts/drawing_hands_large.jpg

We'll just have to draw him again.

William50
02-08-2008, 04:42 PM
We shall erase him again.
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1654461/2/istockphoto_1654461_eraser.jpg

Mist_on_the_Water
02-08-2008, 04:44 PM
http://www.g-marketing-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/door.jpg

We'll have to draw him right this time, no erasing here!

William50
02-08-2008, 04:46 PM
Only one way to take care of this.
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/47/71/22907147.jpg

Mist_on_the_Water
02-08-2008, 04:48 PM
http://www.clubsail.com.au/images/sea-survival-fire-hose-trai.jpg

We'll just cool that bit down.

William50
02-08-2008, 04:50 PM
Gas should do the trick.
http://inglis.house.gov/images/issues/gasoline1.jpg

Mist_on_the_Water
02-08-2008, 04:53 PM
http://www.dizzypigbbq.com/images/CompetitionPics/20Jack05/2TennesseeGasStation.jpg

We'll just put that to better use.

fernandito
02-08-2008, 04:55 PM
But the prices are so high!

http://edweb.sdsu.edu/wip/examples/gas2/OilPricesFirstBorn.jpg

Mist_on_the_Water
02-08-2008, 04:59 PM
(hah hah that RAWKS)

http://www.happyballs.com/Merchant4/imgs/balls/collectibles/small/zorro_zoro_wal_mart_happy_face_cool_car_antenna_to pper_ball.jpg

We'll just have Mr. Walmart Smiley slash those prices.

fernandito
02-08-2008, 05:04 PM
http://mexfiles.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/walmart-evil.jpg

Mist_on_the_Water
02-08-2008, 05:06 PM
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2006/06/20/davyjones3.jpg

Stand in line dude, it's his first!

fernandito
02-08-2008, 05:07 PM
Not if this chap has anything to say about it!


http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgfp1785+orlando-bloom-is-will-turner-pirates-of-the-caribbean-3-at-worlds-end-poster.jpg

Mist_on_the_Water
02-08-2008, 05:08 PM
*EDIT*

nevermind...


http://content9.flixster.com/question/37/75/51/3775515_std.jpg

Will might wanna take a look at his dame.

fernandito
02-09-2008, 07:27 AM
jealous much?

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs15/300W/f/2007/075/c/7/Jealousy_by_ChadtheCartoonNut.png

Darkthoughts
02-09-2008, 08:08 AM
Elvira is jealous of no-one, she is the Mistress of Darkness - all will bow before her!!
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c39/towerjunkie19/valentine08.jpg

fernandito
02-13-2008, 06:20 PM
I don't think the Mistress of The Dark would appreciate someone trying to force this on her!

http://www.tintsofnature.com.au/products/tints/image/hair_dye_blonde_01.jpg

sarah
02-13-2008, 06:55 PM
http://www.samandbills.com/images/1-C-Mon-July-15-03.gif

fernandito
02-13-2008, 06:59 PM
Uh-oh, she f'd it up, and now it looks like this


http://www.caption-this.com/bad%20hair.jpg

sarah
02-13-2008, 07:03 PM
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3139409/2/istockphoto_3139409_electric_globe_2.jpg

ZoNeSeeK
02-13-2008, 10:51 PM
http://mfinley.com/gif/sledgehammer.jpg

that balls gonna get fucked up

fernandito
02-14-2008, 06:02 AM
Go for it.
http://www.shizzlepie.com/wp-content/screenshots/terminator4.jpg

HanzouNorak
02-14-2008, 02:24 PM
http://re3.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/25/m8/3995549197
Vaporized!

Girlystevedave
02-14-2008, 05:25 PM
http://s37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/girlystevedave/th_untitled.jpg

Telynn
02-14-2008, 08:24 PM
Well we all know how well ACME products work.

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/3536/coyotejx7.png (http://imageshack.us)

fernandito
02-15-2008, 06:59 AM
Get him to a hospital, STAT!

http://www.hanoverparkillinois.org/images/Pic-Services-FireAmbulance2.jpg

Storyslinger
02-15-2008, 08:51 AM
Looks like you'll have to find another way

http://www.tasmangolf.com/img/NZ-Road-Block-b.jpg

fernandito
02-15-2008, 04:37 PM
Hmmm, sheep...


http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/40/arctic_wolves_sc10.jpg

Girlystevedave
02-15-2008, 05:11 PM
http://re3.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/25/m5/3367689359

fernandito
02-15-2008, 05:16 PM
Damn!

http://monroelab.net/blog/uploaded_images/flat-tire-770803.jpg

Telynn
02-15-2008, 07:21 PM
Fixed!

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/9161/flathi9.png (http://imageshack.us)

Fishonabike
02-15-2008, 11:26 PM
A few of these in the gas tank are not an easy fix.

http://www.matrifocus.com/BEL05/images/sugar-sm.jpg

Brice
02-16-2008, 06:18 AM
I've got a better use for those.

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t173/fatuhiva/lsd_article2_sandoz1.jpg

fernandito
02-16-2008, 10:05 AM
This is a raid!

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/8510/militaryswatteameb0.jpg

alinda
02-16-2008, 10:14 AM
"Nothing a rooftop & an ozi cant handle"



http://www.clubsenegal.homestead.com/files/ClubSN_Humour_Sniper_Kitty.jpg

Telynn
02-16-2008, 10:16 AM
Nevermind. Someone beat me.

Telynn
02-16-2008, 12:41 PM
This will take care of that kitty.

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/6104/alpmastifffierceky6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

alinda
02-16-2008, 12:56 PM
Your getting sleepy.......http://bp3.blogger.com/_mOzAl-xP-GQ/RyYRfHVr9TI/AAAAAAAAAE4/FqOtC3fFAo8/s200/Pendulum+for+DVD.jpg

Telynn
02-16-2008, 01:02 PM
Wake up!

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/9118/coffeegl8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

fernandito
02-16-2008, 04:17 PM
http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/a0013.jpg

Girlystevedave
02-16-2008, 04:43 PM
http://re3.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/25/m1/1982064269

Telynn
02-16-2008, 07:02 PM
Looks like it didn't work.

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/4200/56107463b71124061pu7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Although I'm cringing to see what will come next......

Girlystevedave
02-18-2008, 01:26 PM
I'm not gonna touch that one

CPU
02-18-2008, 01:40 PM
Excellent, an entire barrel of new hand puppets to play with!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2287/2274796013_c54e0cc628_o.jpghttp://farm3.static.flickr.com/2384/2275591438_64741e4a6e_o.jpg

Girlystevedave
02-18-2008, 01:47 PM
:rofl: That's awful AND hilarious.

fernandito
02-18-2008, 05:15 PM
Let's see you use the puppets now!

http://www.atoztheatrical.com/catalog/catalog/images/Severed-Hand.jpg

ZoNeSeeK
02-18-2008, 08:01 PM
http://www.evolutionnyc.com/id-843/ImgUpload/N_556009_593003.jpg

Use the other arm, doofus!

Girlystevedave
02-18-2008, 09:11 PM
http://s37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/girlystevedave/th_0403_mcd_heman.jpg

I think he could take you

Girlystevedave
02-24-2008, 07:46 PM
Oh come on, somebody's gotta take on Heman and Battlecat.

Brice
02-24-2008, 08:04 PM
This guy will.

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t173/fatuhiva/skeletor.jpg

fernandito
02-25-2008, 05:08 AM
That seat doesn't look too comfortable:

http://www.charlotteeatwell.com/phdi/p2.nsf/imgpages/1220_orange-check-cushion.gif/$file/orange-check-cushion.gif

Girlystevedave
02-25-2008, 09:42 AM
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/girlystevedave/pillowfight_close_smash1.jpg?t=1203961317

Doesn't look like your pillow survived:dance:

CPU
02-25-2008, 09:54 AM
It's all fun and games until someone gets an eye put out..

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2264/2291174641_b61697f251_o.jpg

HanzouNorak
02-25-2008, 10:57 AM
pick you color,
http://sp1.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/25/m8/4233804703

fernandito
02-25-2008, 05:08 PM
Too bad those nifty colors don't help you see the things in the dark!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nottingham/entertainment/movies/2002/02/monsters_inc_main.jpg

HanzouNorak
02-25-2008, 09:35 PM
good thing i have these:
http://re3.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/2041925777

fernandito
02-26-2008, 06:18 AM
This guy seems to have his eyes on those....


http://brackishwater.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/burglar.jpg

Girlystevedave
02-26-2008, 02:53 PM
Better watch your ass

http://www.arcatapet.com/fullsize/11937.jpg

fernandito
02-26-2008, 04:50 PM
I know just how to distract him!


http://www.crobike.de/en/werbemittel_bilder/promopeddler/12700/24466.jpg

Girlystevedave
02-26-2008, 07:13 PM
Looks like you already gave them all out

http://ypcommando.com/images/Dog_Halloween.jpg

fernandito
02-27-2008, 05:10 AM
I guess I'll have to find another way to distract them, although...

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/cpa/lowres/cpan53l.jpg

Girlystevedave
02-27-2008, 10:21 AM
Somebody's not so shy anymore

http://www.evotional.com/uploaded_images/liquorbottle-758249.jpg

Armand St Pierre
02-27-2008, 10:27 AM
http://marklaflamme.files.wordpress.com/2006/06/resume_puking.jpg

CPU
02-27-2008, 12:08 PM
The best bits are always at the bottom.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3289/2296109847_c47798ddb2_o.png

fernandito
02-27-2008, 06:10 PM
Wash your mouth out! That's dirty!

http://www.modernkidstuff.com/media/ccp0/prodlg/ew_soap_jasmine.jpg

Telynn
02-27-2008, 06:13 PM
The best bits are always at the bottom.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3289/2296109847_c47798ddb2_o.png

Do I even want to know what this is a picture of?

Armand St Pierre
02-27-2008, 07:33 PM
Wash your mouth out! That's dirty!

http://www.modernkidstuff.com/media/ccp0/prodlg/ew_soap_jasmine.jpg
http://www.kropserkel.com/Images/fightclub.jpg

CPU
02-28-2008, 05:21 AM
The best bits are always at the bottom.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3289/2296109847_c47798ddb2_o.png

Do I even want to know what this is a picture of?

Apparently it's a toilet snorkel! I have no idea what it's purpose is supposed to be :lol:

Woofer
02-28-2008, 05:36 AM
Toilet Snorkel (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Toilet_snorkels)


http://www.shaveblog.com/angie.jpg

CPU
02-28-2008, 05:49 AM
Nice, :lol:.

Oh, and you get extra cool :cool: points for having lyrics from Velvet Green in your sig. That's one of my favorite songs (and Songs from the Wood is one of my favorite albums EVER!).

fernandito
02-28-2008, 05:53 AM
Toilet Snorkel (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Toilet_snorkels)


http://www.shaveblog.com/angie.jpg

How you will you fire that if you're missing these?

http://www.35cal.com/bullets.jpg

Girlystevedave
02-28-2008, 07:16 AM
How about just using one of these:

http://xataka.com/images/star_wars_light_saber_sale.jpg

Woofer
02-28-2008, 05:48 PM
Not even wielded by robots!

http://www.thedarktower.org/images/rdwiki.jpg

Thanks, CPU! I agree 100%. Songs from the Wood is one of Tull's absolute finest albums. *happy sigh*

Storyslinger
02-29-2008, 08:02 AM
Its hard to stop anyone in this dense fog

http://www.wrh.noaa.gov/hnx/newslet/summer03/fog.jpg

fernandito
02-29-2008, 10:18 AM
Storm, could you take care of this please?

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Realm/6198/X-Men/Storm2.gif

Girlystevedave
02-29-2008, 02:34 PM
May have worked until she got her foot stuck in this pail of water and electrocuted herself.


http://www.photographyprops.com/ProductImages/Thumbs/pailthumb.jpg

fernandito
02-29-2008, 03:58 PM
We'll just have to use a wooden bucket instead

http://www.gggodwin.com/277.jpg

Girlystevedave
02-29-2008, 04:50 PM
http://www.rictec.com.sg/wood-waste-shredder-crusher/img/wood-shredder-grinder-crush.jpg

Oops... I think your bucket fell in

Mist_on_the_Water
02-29-2008, 05:03 PM
I'll just accidentally drop a coupla these babies in there..*whistles innocently*

http://www.acipco.com/steel/graphics/6-2_6-3.jpg

fernandito
02-29-2008, 06:27 PM
Perhaps the Master of Magnetism can cut them down to size?

http://www.entrecomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/magneto1.jpg

Mist_on_the_Water
02-29-2008, 07:53 PM
Oh PROFESSOR!!! Mags is at it again...

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/8/85/250px-Xav-lopr.png

fernandito
03-01-2008, 01:22 AM
Have some rogaine , gramps :

http://www.pharmacydirect.co.nz/productimages/1668med.jpg

Woofer
03-01-2008, 07:46 AM
Just a little off the top and sides?

http://www.scene-stealers.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/johnnydepp_468x616.jpg

fernandito
03-01-2008, 07:50 AM
That guy needs a shrink psychiatrist.

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/76/50/22595076.jpg

Woofer
03-01-2008, 08:05 AM
Not if his school pin indicates he's crazier than the patient.

http://www.thedarktower.org/gallery/data/562/Miskatonic_U_pin.JPG

Brice
03-01-2008, 08:09 AM
In that case Super Cthulu will take care of him.

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t173/fatuhiva/tvsupercplushtitle.jpg

fernandito
03-01-2008, 08:09 AM
Cthulhu can't terrify anyone if he doesn't exist!

(rips pages of every H.P Lovecraft book to ever exist)


http://whyfiles.org/235loot/images/iraqi_library.jpg

Woofer
03-01-2008, 08:21 AM
Some of this guy's former coworkers should be able to handle those.

http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/05/cteq/fahrenheit_451.jpg

Girlystevedave
03-02-2008, 07:06 PM
http://www.sosnet.com/safety/images/use.exting.gif

Woooh...took care of that

fernandito
03-02-2008, 08:16 PM
watch out for that smoke detector:

http://www.anaheim.net/depts_servc/fire/com_svc/smoked2.gif

Girlystevedave
03-02-2008, 08:24 PM
Looks like you bought the wrong kind of battery

http://www.broadwayelectrical.co.uk/fiammprem.jpg

fernandito
03-02-2008, 08:26 PM
I bet that can be used to help create other things...

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/5048/frankensteinmaryshelleykh0.gif

Girlystevedave
03-02-2008, 08:29 PM
I don't know how to destroy a white box with a red x in it.

fernandito
03-02-2008, 08:32 PM
I edited it, smartass :P

Girlystevedave
03-02-2008, 08:37 PM
How about a little distraction?

http://www.eng.fju.edu.tw/crit.97/note/Frankenstein/bride.jpg

fernandito
03-02-2008, 08:39 PM
But they'll create abominations!!

http://www.rpgshop.com/images/uploaded/grr3003_150.jpg

Girlystevedave
03-02-2008, 09:07 PM
You've been recruited for work by the leader of mutant slavery:

http://www.pisciotta.net/en/Holidays/x%2Dmas/2001/images/santa003a.jpg

fernandito
03-02-2008, 09:11 PM
Rudolph sick = business is bad!


http://www.northrup.org/Photos/deer/low/reindeer-sleeping.jpg

Girlystevedave
03-02-2008, 09:14 PM
Use the hoverboard instead

http://bttf2.stoko981.com/images/products/hoverboard01.jpg

fernandito
03-02-2008, 09:20 PM
I'd rather have one of these :D

http://www.robotoys.com/SWSpeederBike.gif

Girlystevedave
03-02-2008, 09:23 PM
(don't we all?)

Til you crash into these

http://ic.ucsc.edu/~wxcheng/wewu/images/ssempA_above.jpg

Sorry it's so big...
huh huh, that's what he said

fernandito
03-02-2008, 09:30 PM
TIMBERRRRRRR!

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/27/77/22617727.jpg

Girlystevedave
03-02-2008, 09:42 PM
Somebody's mad:

http://archive.salon.com/ent/movies/feature/2003/11/19/ents/story.jpg

fernandito
03-03-2008, 09:14 AM
Step back, before I turn you into this

http://catalog.beacon-ridge.com/images/big/pic1201.jpg

Girlystevedave
03-03-2008, 12:53 PM
Scissors beat paper

http://www.clarkcraft.co.uk/images/fiskars/scissors.jpg

I bet I know where this is going:orely:

fernandito
03-03-2008, 09:37 PM
:D


http://www.walkgps.com/images/Boulder%20rock_reduced%20photos/Large%20boulder%20on%20Boulder%20Roc%20k_reduced_S ept04.JPG

Girlystevedave
03-04-2008, 11:22 PM
HA HA:P

http://www.adaptivetech.net/img/atc_store/671999_bold_lined_paper.jpg

How long will this keep up?
(okay, I won't do it again.....
unless you leave me no choice

Storyslinger
03-05-2008, 07:05 AM
That's it. This whole thing is going up in flames.

http://www.nmsu.edu/~safety/images/fire_meaney.gif

aurora
03-05-2008, 07:50 AM
Always keep an extinguish at hand

http://www.ars.usda.gov/images/docs/6516_6700/Safety-ExtingTraining32004.jpg

Storyslinger
03-05-2008, 07:51 AM
Get out of the open.

http://www.thejump.net/humor/sniper.jpg

fernandito
03-05-2008, 09:51 AM
Here gatito, shoot me if you can! Arriba Arriba!

http://www.nonstick.com/sounds/Speedy.gif

Storyslinger
03-05-2008, 10:24 AM
Gottcha!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/81/Computer_mouse_trap.jpg/800px-Computer_mouse_trap.jpg

Girlystevedave
03-06-2008, 10:20 AM
Who needs a mouse when I can control the computer with my MIND!


http://www.davidanson.com/media/virtual_reality.jpg

Storyslinger
03-06-2008, 12:12 PM
Shit! Electic shock

http://www.bkw-fmb.ch/en/energie/energiewissen.-ContentArea-0001-ImageFMB.ContentAreatextimagefmb.jpg

Míchéal
03-06-2008, 12:19 PM
cant hurt me with electricity if i wear a rubber suit
http://i4.tinypic.com/2ibokya.jpg

Míchéal
03-06-2008, 01:05 PM
i guess i'll destroy my own pic...
http://i1.tinypic.com/4fud7qu.jpg

fernandito
03-06-2008, 05:13 PM
I'll need to see your license and registration please


http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5357437,00.jpg

Girlystevedave
03-06-2008, 05:23 PM
Officer...I don't have a license... but I have these

http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/ARP/ARP101/donuts.jpg

fernandito
03-06-2008, 05:24 PM
QUICK! HIDE THEM!

http://justgiving.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/homer2_2.jpg

Woofer
03-06-2008, 05:44 PM
MOAR!

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/f/f7/180px-FeedingonDoughnuts.jpg

fernandito
03-06-2008, 05:45 PM
Call her, ASAP!

http://www.lib.utexas.edu/pcl/newbooksarchive/april15/JennyCraigStory.jpg

Girlystevedave
03-07-2008, 09:03 AM
I bet Jenny can't survive this..


http://frn.sdstate.edu/Lending_LibraryPics/Inventory%20Pictures/Candyland%202419.JPG

fernandito
03-07-2008, 05:20 PM
Don't eat too many candies, otherwise...


http://www.zanyvideos.com/uploads/dentist_patient_nightmare.jpg

Girlystevedave
03-07-2008, 08:24 PM
Back away...slowly

http://www.maskworld.com/pix/pacifiers/character/8037-vampire.jpg

(creeeepy)

fernandito
03-07-2008, 10:35 PM
Ahh! Vampire! Eat holy water!

http://www.perpetualocean.com/tetherdcow/cowimage/holywater.jpg

Míchéal
03-08-2008, 03:44 AM
I boil your pathetic water with my trusted kettle.

http://i12.tinypic.com/2pq5jwz.jpg

fernandito
03-08-2008, 08:57 AM
This furnace will show you how boiling is really done

http://www.edinphoto.org.uk/0_my_p_s/0_my_photographs_scotland_at_work_-_clyde_shaw_furnace_ty34_large.jpg

Míchéal
03-08-2008, 09:06 AM
i will, yours is better.

Girlystevedave
03-08-2008, 09:08 AM
But we know who likes to hang around boiler rooms

http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/nightmare-on-elm-street-freddy-headshot-small.jpg

Girlystevedave
03-08-2008, 09:08 AM
I got beat, but I'm too lazy to edit

Míchéal
03-08-2008, 09:15 AM
freddie cant get me if i stay awake
http://i29.tinypic.com/257ha44.jpg

fernandito
03-08-2008, 09:21 AM
A bull eh? TORO!!

http://californiabullfights.info/bullfighter3.jpg

Míchéal
03-08-2008, 01:29 PM
mmmmm...bull taste good.
http://i12.tinypic.com/4yk22c3.jpg

Girlystevedave
03-08-2008, 07:43 PM
http://www.hitlion.com/images/eatsteak.gif

fernandito
03-09-2008, 05:20 AM
Lion Season is now open:

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3935532/2/istockphoto_3935532_safari_hunter.jpg

Míchéal
03-09-2008, 11:20 AM
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:pI3zDCgjOkhE6M:http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/365352/2/istockphoto_365352_trap.jpg (http://images.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/365352/2/istockphoto_365352_trap.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.istockphoto.com/file_closeup/what/specific_objects/365352_trap.php%3Fid%3D365352&h=380&w=338&sz=27&hl=en&start=2&tbnid=pI3zDCgjOkhE6M:&tbnh=123&tbnw=109&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbear%2Btrap%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den)dont get caught in your own trap hunter boy...

Girlystevedave
03-09-2008, 08:45 PM
I will crush your tiny bear trap

http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/4/40/AT-AT_%28All_Terrain_Armored_Transport%29.jpg

Armand St Pierre
03-09-2008, 08:56 PM
http://lexco.thomasnet.com/ImgMedium/Emergency-Tow-Cable.jpg

Woofer
03-10-2008, 04:26 AM
The humidity on Hoth is really bad. Tough break!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/229/497117129_bbb6a05d4b_m.jpg

fernandito
03-10-2008, 04:32 AM
I guess we'll just have to find an alternate way to take down that AT-ST...

http://www.hulklibrary.com/hulk/images/hulk-from-the-movie.jpg

fernandito
03-10-2008, 05:06 AM
Do you have a prescription for those?

http://www.quickandsimple.com/images/article_img/ipXp_prescription-070814.jpg

Girlystevedave
03-10-2008, 05:09 AM
No, but I've got connections:

http://www.blottered.com/uploaded_images/drug_dealer-707592.jpg

Ikilledthecrimsonking
03-12-2008, 03:17 PM
http://www.eastnorritontwp.org/police%20badge.JPG
someones busted

fernandito
03-12-2008, 03:56 PM
Mr. Corrupt Judge doesn't think so...

http://servicioskoinonia.org/cerezo/dibujosC/53ordinarioC29.jpg

Girlystevedave
03-12-2008, 08:05 PM
Did somebody say corruption?

http://www.teamhiggy.org/boondock_saints.jpg

TerribleT
03-13-2008, 04:40 AM
NEVER bring a gun to a tank fight!!!!

http://www.fprado.com/armorsite/Abrams_Pics/M1A1-Bagdad-RunningOver-02.jpg

Ikilledthecrimsonking
03-13-2008, 12:52 PM
http://vwt.d2g.com:8081/rpg_iraq.jpg
attack of the terrorists

TerribleT
03-13-2008, 12:55 PM
How bout half naked women!!!!!!

http://www.vkini.com/images/index%20images/micro%20bikini%20index%202.jpg

Ikilledthecrimsonking
03-13-2008, 12:57 PM
Shame to cover those up
http://www.daimi.au.dk/~amix/iran/muslim_women.jpg

TerribleT
03-13-2008, 01:33 PM
Time for a new movement.

http://onemoreoption.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/gloria-steinem.jpg

fernandito
03-14-2008, 08:52 AM
It's hard to overcome self esteem issues with guys like him around:

http://www.seomoz.org/images/upload/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg

Ikilledthecrimsonking
03-14-2008, 11:05 AM
ill take you on
http://www.aaarpinball.com/Simpsons/BartSlingshot.jpg

Girlystevedave
03-14-2008, 03:47 PM
I know somebody who hates toons

http://www.201k.com/images/JudgeDoom.jpg

fernandito
03-17-2008, 01:44 PM
Can you still love retrojunk with a broken heart?

http://blog.maniac.nl/~maniac/blog/images/heartbroken.png

Girlystevedave
03-17-2008, 01:55 PM
No fair..... My picture doesn't show up right.
It did when I posted it.

Girlystevedave
03-17-2008, 01:56 PM
I do NOT heart retro junk...that doesn't even make sense.

Girlystevedave
03-17-2008, 02:02 PM
Can you still love retrojunk with a broken heart?

http://blog.maniac.nl/~maniac/blog/images/heartbroken.png



We can fix that

http://www.schools.ash.org.au/immanuel/htm/bandaid.gif

Ikilledthecrimsonking
03-17-2008, 04:23 PM
http://amberbamberboo.typepad.com/weblog/images/Danielplasters.JPG
cant use that band aids if there aint any left

Girlystevedave
03-19-2008, 01:01 PM
But the bandaids won't stick after this:


http://www.disabledhands.com/hoseknozzle.jpg

Arthur Heath
03-19-2008, 01:19 PM
Bring a fire hose to Volcano Fuego....silly girl.

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee28/JToddHash/valcano.jpg

Girlystevedave
03-19-2008, 01:27 PM
He'll cool things off


http://www.moviecitynews.com/arrays/images/2004/incredibles/frozone_sm_front.jpg

Ikilledthecrimsonking
03-19-2008, 04:53 PM
this will melt you
http://www.jtdistcorp.com/images/halite.jpg

Girlystevedave
03-20-2008, 07:56 PM
http://www.viamagazine.com/images/articles/Salt_Calif05.jpg

Somebody took all your salt

Ikilledthecrimsonking
03-21-2008, 09:10 AM
http://www.cornishwaresearch.freeservers.com/images/PepperShakerCWS2203A10cm.jpg
to bad he didnt take the pepper

fernandito
03-24-2008, 09:45 PM
Just don't hold that too close or else...

http://www.geocities.com/srivathsajoshi/sneeze01.jpg

Unfound One
03-24-2008, 11:07 PM
you might need one of these...
http://www.getreligion.org/wp-content/photos/kleenex.jpg

Ikilledthecrimsonking
03-25-2008, 10:46 AM
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/567022/2/istockphoto_567022_electric_paper_shredder_icon.jp g

Unfound One
03-25-2008, 10:50 AM
ticker tape parade!
http://www.suntimes.com/realchicago/1960s/1960s/11-27f.jpg

Girlystevedave
03-25-2008, 10:54 AM
http://www.jillstanek.com/police%20barricade.jpg

Looks like it got way out of control

Ikilledthecrimsonking
03-25-2008, 11:00 AM
http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/3416/riot01rr2.jpg

Unfound One
03-25-2008, 05:08 PM
I don't THINK so!
You have the right to remain silent...

http://www.modot.org/safety/Highway_Safety/images/Arrest_sml2.jpg

Storyslinger
03-26-2008, 06:12 AM
Never cuff a professional lock-picker

http://www.bullybeef.co.uk/images/JPXS-6.gif

Ikilledthecrimsonking
03-26-2008, 10:49 AM
cant pick a lock with broken fingers
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_01/cricketNNP1109_600x365.jpg

Girlystevedave
03-27-2008, 12:37 PM
http://www.bell-horn.com/productimages/medium/HandThumb-Splints-Finger--Thumb-Splint-343-2.jpg

OOH! Finger splints!

Ikilledthecrimsonking
03-28-2008, 11:58 AM
you wont need a splint after this
http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/9709.jpg

Ikilledthecrimsonking
03-28-2008, 11:59 AM
wow that took up more space than i thought

Girlystevedave
03-28-2008, 02:07 PM
http://bavc.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/05_mannequin.jpg


That's okay...we have plenty of extra body parts to choose from.

Ikilledthecrimsonking
03-28-2008, 03:12 PM
why have thos when you can have this
http://www.sciencenewsden.com/images/isella_robot_arm.jpg
i tried to find a prosthetic leg bong but no luck

fx12345
03-28-2008, 07:42 PM
Its a little crooked

http://www.cyberpunkreview.com/images_living/prosthetic3.jpg

Ikilledthecrimsonking
03-29-2008, 09:20 AM
looks like it got fixed
http://www.ryanottley.com/images/covers/61.jpg

fx12345
03-29-2008, 02:35 PM
...

fx12345
03-29-2008, 02:43 PM
With a couple of improvments
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x83/Spike1928/Edward20Wallpaper205.gif

Ikilledthecrimsonking
03-29-2008, 04:23 PM
Looks like cartoon time is over
http://www.davindersingh.ca/brokenTV2.jpg

fx12345
03-30-2008, 05:59 AM
Only for that tv. Make way old timer.
http://static.flickr.com/1/124705828_2bf5bed6ce_o.jpg

Ikilledthecrimsonking
03-30-2008, 08:17 AM
well we can just change the channel
http://www.tss-radio.com/images/Sportster_Replay_Remote.jpg

fx12345
03-30-2008, 11:06 AM
READY, AIM, CLICK!!!
http://techepics.com/files/gangsta.jpg

fernandito
03-30-2008, 06:08 PM
'bullet' proof armor, ha!

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11314653/Bullet_Proof_Vest_Level_Iiia_Level_Iv.jpg

Ikilledthecrimsonking
03-31-2008, 06:48 AM
Barrett 50. cal even with Bullet proof vest on it will turn you into corpse
http://www.impactguns.com/store/media/barrett_82A1.jpg

fernandito
04-03-2008, 04:25 PM
You got a permit for that?

http://www.ocshooters.com/Gen/img/NY-Pistol-license.jpg

fx12345
04-04-2008, 01:10 PM
That's a licence for a pistol, dumbass.
http://www.funfacts.com.au/images/george-w-bush.jpg

Girlystevedave
04-04-2008, 01:21 PM
Oh, I'm sure we could figure out some way to distract him


http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/w/wb/wbd/485094_abc_blocks.jpg

fx12345
04-04-2008, 05:06 PM
Damn it, overload.
http://htlounge.net/content_images/2b/0909a.jpg

fernandito
04-06-2008, 01:33 AM
QUICKLY!

http://www.utsystem.edu/ohr/neo/graphics/Risk%20Managment/RiskManagmentGraphics/FireExtinguisher.gif

bergy81
04-07-2008, 10:24 PM
now thats a fire.

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/bergy81/WorldonFire.jpg

HanzouNorak
04-11-2008, 02:01 PM
It's not cool to take credit for other people's work.
http://members.aol.com/z321go/FartFire.jpg

Girlystevedave
04-11-2008, 02:02 PM
http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/154370/200.jpg

Fixed that

fernandito
04-12-2008, 05:50 AM
You wouldn't have needed that if you had been able to restrain yourself in the first place.

http://www.shanghaibuffet.com/pb/images/img29758463b358fb2e9f.jpg

fx12345
04-14-2008, 02:31 PM
But it looks so good!
http://www.familiesonlinemagazine.com/pets/dogs-puppies/puppies_1.jpg

Storyslinger
04-15-2008, 10:00 AM
Now look what happen

http://www.sussexcaninecentre.co.uk/Fat%20dog.jpg

Girlystevedave
04-15-2008, 11:18 AM
Looks like it's time to hire a personal trainer


http://www.bloggingpet.com/images/downward-facing-dog_2196.jpg

Storyslinger
04-15-2008, 11:20 AM
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10101875A~Jack-Nicholson-The-Shining-Posters.jpg

Girlystevedave
04-15-2008, 11:21 AM
Man that was fast!

Storyslinger
04-15-2008, 11:21 AM
:rock:

Girlystevedave
04-15-2008, 11:22 AM
You just wait
(shakes fist)

Storyslinger
04-15-2008, 11:22 AM
:lol:

Girlystevedave
04-15-2008, 11:23 AM
I'm not laughing

:D

Storyslinger
04-15-2008, 11:25 AM
*twirls fingers*:lol:

Girlystevedave
04-15-2008, 11:26 AM
Wait, you're "srugging"...I"m lost