The Never Ending Story

[Sir_Boomme]

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Add just two words at a time in your post... never post twice in a row.
I'll Start it out.... Once long long ago:




An old....

[Kingfan24]

Wooden ship...

[becca69]

went sailing...

[needfulthings]

sails unfurled

[Jean]

among the

[mattgreenbean]

screaming men

[needfulthings]

cutlasses drawn

[RainInSpain]

orders yelled

[needfulthings]

they proceeded

[Shannon]

to penetrate

[needfulthings]

the brig

[Merlin1958]

and chains

[mattgreenbean]

Then above

[stroppygoblin]

their heads

[Xerrand]

They saw

[Sir_Boomme]

a glowing

[Kingfan24]

Figure, who

[RainInSpain]

Was frowning

[needfulthings]

with displeasure

[Sir_Boomme]

. Crowned with

[becca69]

iron nails

[stroppygoblin]

. It took

[Jon]

much more

[Sir_Boomme]

than one

[needfulthings]

attempt to

[Jean]

reach down

[needfulthings]

and grab

[Sir_Boomme]

the minds

[Sir_Boomme]

come on guys.... try to make the posts flow coherently ha ha... so far our story reads....


Once long long ago:
An old wooden ship went sailing, sails unfurled among the screaming men, cutlasses drawn, orders yelled... they proceeded to penetrate the brig and chains. Then above their heads they saw a glowing figure who was frowning with displeasure. Crowned with iron nails, it took much more than one attempt to reach down and grab the minds....

[needfulthings]

Coherent? Like ...to reach down and grab the minds

[Sir_Boomme]

exactly.... :)

[ladysai]

the minds

reprogramming them

[RainInSpain]

.
Overcome with

[Sir_Boomme]

fear and


(why am I picturing Straub and King playing this game when they co-wrote BlackHouse)

[mae]

sinister ecstasy

[RainInSpain]

the one-eyed

[Jon]

ship's whore

[needfulthings]

that keeps

[Jon]

man and beast ready for

[needfulthings]

what don't you understand about two words?

[ladysai]

that keeps

secrets under

[needfulthings]

lock and

[ladysai]

key, so

[needfulthings]

that they

[ladysai]

will never

[needfulthings]

be able

[Sir_Boomme]

to poison

[needfulthings]

her steadfast

[Sir_Boomme]

Once long long ago:
An old wooden ship went sailing, sails unfurled among the screaming men, cutlasses drawn, orders yelled... they proceeded to penetrate the brig and chains. Then above their heads they saw a glowing figure who was frowning with displeasure. Crowned with iron nails, it took much more than one attempt to reach down and grab the minds, reprogramming them. Overcome with fear and sinister ecstasy, the one-eyed ship's whore ( that keeps secrets under lock and key, so that they will never be able to poison her steadfast...


evil intentions),

[mae]

felt her

[needfulthings]

ire rise

[Desdenova]

It had

[Jon]

which is the title to a porn she once saw.

[ladysai]

which is the title to a porn she once saw.

LOL :lol:


ire rise

against tides

[Sir_Boomme]

of immeasurable

[needfulthings]

proportions resulting

[PandaB71]

In immeasurable

[Sir_Boomme]

redundancies. Repeatedly

[needfulthings]

causing a

[Sir_Boomme]

ruptured cranium.

[mae]

She said

[Jon]

"No more head for you."

[needfulthings]

"No more head for you."

:unsure:Just what don't you understand about two (2) words?

[Jon]

Sorry people.

[needfulthings]

NO MORE HEAD FOR YOU!:lol:
BTW
MERRY XMAS!

[ladysai]

"No more head for you."


NO MORE HEAD FOR YOU!:lol:
BTW
MERRY XMAS!


She said

Merry Christmas!

[needfulthings]

as she

[ladysai]

ate all

[Sir_Boomme]

the sailor's

[needfulthings]

rum cake

[Jon]

while clothed

[needfulthings]

entirely in

[mae]

wet asbestos

[Jon]

with pearls

[ladysai]

dangling from

[needfulthings]

every aperture

[Sir_Boomme]

and orifice

[Jon]

Then, lumberjacks

[needfulthings]

wearing women's

[mae]

see-through undergarments

[Absttractharmony]

tore a

[Sir_Boomme]

Tora !... they

[Absttractharmony]

danced beguilingly

[needfulthings]

around the

[needfulthings]

Tora !... they

:unsure: Shouldn't that be....
Tore a,Tore a,Tore a.?:lol:

[Sir_Boomme]

Tora !... they

:unsure: Shouldn't that be....
Tore a,Tore a,Tore a.?:lol:
what do you not understand about only two words <= bwah ha ha

tora. Then = 2
tore a, tore a = 4
:cowboy:

[Absttractharmony]

Banana Shotgun

[needfulthings]

Inn. While

[ladysai]

wild horses

[needfulthings]

with their

[mae]

(I don't think this makes any sense anymore)

[Jon]

never did

[EXPLORER]

however could

[Jon]

with drugs

[Sir_Boomme]

and saner

[EXPLORER]

CRAFTED POSTS

[Cook]

. Then amazingly

[Sir_Boomme]

a story

[EXPLORER]

with many

[Sir_Boomme]

legitimate plots

[EXPLORER]

found deep

[Jon]

naughty thoughts.

[kaufen]

redundancies. Repeatedly

[Brian861]

naughty thoughts.

But still,

[Jon]

Napalm burns

[Brian861]

with a

[RainInSpain]

careless precision

[Brian861]

through our

[Sai Sheb]

This really makes no sense! Is it cos I'm hungover??? But I really want to say, 'inner thighs '...

[Tommy]

and into

[needfulthings]

the trash.
Where this post should been placed A LONG TIME AGO....PLEASE Let the next 2 words be THE END.30 IMHO
Just read this one and be done with it.
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[Brian861]

:lol:, Bruce. Just skip the threads that annoy you, my friend :).

[needfulthings]

If that's the case I guess the title should be changed to......The Story that goes ON & ON & ON ect,ect, ect.30

[Brian861]

If that's the case I guess the title should be changed to......The Story that goes ON & ON & ON ect,ect, ect.30

:thumbsup:

[Jon]

This was NO story about a magic kingdom I assure you.

[donnadona904]

I imagine that, like me, you say that you never have enough time and that you just cannot cope with 60 dozen things all at once. How on earth do you get out of that spiral? Many people never sit down and look at how to work smarter, rather than harder and even longer hours

[Ebdim9th]

This looked like fun, though, anybody wanna try again? If not, then, so dead the thread and quite deservingly perhaps ....

[kaufen]

of immeasurable