Funny But True

[LadyHitchhiker]

I thought we'd start up this thread that I had a tdt.net. You state something about yourself that's funny but true... Have fun!


<------ cannot sleep without her feet being covered by a blanket.

[Letti]

<------ cannot sleep with her feet being covered by a blanket.

[Hannah]

Does it have to be all third personish?

Or can I just say, "I"?

Like as in, "I don't like talking about myself in the third person?" :lol:

[Letti]

As a child I told the new people around me that my name was Christine because I liked that name a lot and when they called me Chris I didn't give a damn and they didn't understand why it's so hard to get my attention... :rolleyes:
Funny but true.

[LadyHitchhiker]

I had a whole entire thread of David Hasselhoff appreciation which I made for Letti on tdt.net and I greatly miss it.

[LadyHitchhiker]

(And so that I believe answers the question on which format you have to put it in.. whatever one you want to)

[Letti]

I thought we'd start up this thread that I had a tdt.net. You state something about yourself that's funny but true... Have fun!


<------ cannot sleep without her feet being covered by a blanket.


<------ cannot sleep with her feet being covered by a blanket.

Does it mean that we can't sleep together? :scared:

[Hannah]

I chew on my work pens so bad that I have to throw them away after a couple of weeks due to embarassment.

[Letti]

I chew on my work pens so bad that I have to throw them away after a couple of weeks due to embarassment.

If you ask me you should be proud of them, lady.

[LadyHitchhiker]

Letti: No we'll just sleep with the blanket at an angle so my feet are covered and yours are not! ;)

[Hannah]

I chew on my work pens so bad that I have to throw them away after a couple of weeks due to embarassment.

If you ask me you should be proud of them, lady.

It's bad when someone says, "can i borrow your pen real quick?" and i have to say, "Ummm yeah, but it's all nastified and chewed on..." and they make a face and borrow someone else's pen. :lol:

[LadyHitchhiker]

I think that's quite a good idea Hannah! then you will ALWAYS have a pen... unless you work with someone who's got a fetish for chewed on pens... Yucko...

[Matt]

I can't spell very well. :(

wait...you all know that.

Neither one of my earlobes is the same, its a very rare condition.

[LadyHitchhiker]

I'm scared of zombies.

[sai blaine]

I'm scared of non zombies...

[LadyHitchhiker]

I have spent many years liking animals better than humans...

[sai blaine]

I speak to my cat more then my brother :dance:

[LadyHitchhiker]

:rofl: I speak to my cats more than all my siblings...

[Sai_Rhavan]

I sleep talk. I sleep conversate. I sleep scream

Thanksgiving night, I rambled on to my cousin for 5 hours - 1:00 until 6:00

[LadyHitchhiker]

I had a crush on Fox Mulder (the main guy from X-Files) for 12 years. I even watched the stupid movie "full Frontal" just because I heard he was naked in it.

[Daghain]

I always have to turn my socks inside-out and make sure there are no "fuzzies" in the toes before I can wear them. I can't stand sock-fuzzies. :lol:

[Kevin]

I have one shoulder that is lower than the other.

I have three nipples. :ninja:

[OchrisO]

I'm not internationally known,
But I'm known to rock a microphone.

[Erin]

I'm terrified of caterpillars.

[Daghain]

I have one shoulder that is lower than the other.

Me too! :ninja:

[Kevin]

Hopefully you're lacking the third nipple though. :lol:

[Daghain]

Yeah, don't have that. :lol:

[Still Servant]

I can't snap my fingers...but I don't think it's funny.

In fact, it's makes me sad. :(

[LadyHitchhiker]

I Went to the health department to get her shot about a year ago, the lady told her that I had to lose at LEAST 50 pounds if I EVER wanted to even CONSIDER having children....

So I'm working on losing weight and then when she asks me how I did it, I'll tell her I ate fast food and candy and pizza every day and ... I'll tell this just to mess with her head...

[Matt]

I can't whistle--I've traveled the world and learned from the greatest teachers...no dice.

[LadyHitchhiker]

I have the hiccups every single day.

[Rolands_Father]

I can't whistle--I've traveled the world and learned from the greatest teachers...no dice.

I was just about to put this!!!!! Welcome to the club!:o

[Matt]

Sweet!!

My no-whistle buddy :couple:

We could never be one of the 7 dwarfs but who wants to anyway? :lol:

[ZoNeSeeK]

I don't eat the part of the crust on a piece of toast or sandwich that ive been holding because its the handle.

[Daghain]

I don't eat the part of the crust on a piece of toast or sandwich that ive been holding because its the handle.

Now THAT'S one I have not heard. :D

[ZoNeSeeK]

hehe, its like theyve become NON-FOOD. it goes for pizza edges too

[Deereadssk1]

My daughter has complete conversations with herself.
And I am so enthralled my SK, that my daughter has to constantly question me about whicj bill i will pay this week

[LadyHitchhiker]

Cleaned vomit out of the Holiday gas station's bathroom today...

[LadyHitchhiker]

I don't like hot pink unless it's with black and I don't like turquoise.

[fernandito]

I absolutely cannot sleep without two pillows and a blanket, no matter how hot it is.

[Girlystevedave]

I eat chip cumbs before eating the whole chips

[Girlystevedave]

I can't whistle--I've traveled the world and learned from the greatest teachers...no dice.

I was just about to put this!!!!! Welcome to the club!:o

I can only whistle by inhaling

[MonteGss]

The main reason I became so proficient in Spanish is because I used to talk to myself all the time while at work during high school. No joke.


Oh, traveling to another country helped too. :)

[mia/susannah]

I have spent many years liking animals better than humans...

I still like animals better than people. :clap:

[mia/susannah]

I have to have a blanket all year around or I cannot sleep either. My husband says I am just friggid. :rofl:

[fernandito]

I can't whistle--I've traveled the world and learned from the greatest teachers...no dice.

I was just about to put this!!!!! Welcome to the club!:o

Is the club still accepting membership applications?


:blush:

[LadyHitchhiker]

I have spent many years liking animals better than humans...

I still like animals better than people. :clap:

You are a girl after my own heart! :huglove: I knew there was a reason I liked you!

[LadyHitchhiker]

I can't whistle--I've traveled the world and learned from the greatest teachers...no dice.

I was just about to put this!!!!! Welcome to the club!:o

Is the club still accepting membership applications?


:blush:

I'm sure it is.. unfortunately I can't be part of it because I can whistle... :(

[Jon]

I like to eat green beans raw.

[mia/susannah]

I like to eat green beans raw.

My oldest daughter likes to eat green beans and potatoes raw. :thumbsup:

[Darkthoughts]

I don't eat the part of the crust on a piece of toast or sandwich that ive been holding because its the handle.
My husband is the same!! You weirdos :lol:

[LadyHitchhiker]

I like to eat green beans raw.

Me oo!

Oh! I don't like to eat pizza or cheerios with silverware. Cheerios taste weird with that metal piece in your mouth... if I could eat with a wooden spoon I probably would but I don't like the metal.

[Raron]

when I was a kid I saw this movie about killer pirannas in a lake, in it one leaped from the water and took out a guys throat. For some reason I got it into my head the fish could travel through the toilet so I was scared when I sat down to poop that a piranna would latch onto my butt.

[Jon]

Several hours before class or work I take my pants and coat off the hanger, stitch the belt through the pants' loops, put my wallet in the back pocket, Pocket change and my car keys in a front pocket and hang my pants back up. Then I put my cell, a fresh pack of smokes and a lighter in my coat's breast pocket. Then I take my brief case to the car.

[LadyHitchhiker]

So you're ready for anything?

[Jon]

So you're ready for anything?


ANYTHING! Bring it baby!

[LadyHitchhiker]

My father used to tell us when we went innertubing that we didn't need to let our feet dangle into the water because gators would eat them. Keep in mind that I live in the upper peninsula of Michigan. But it worked... I was scared to let my toes dangle into the water...

I hated when I fell off the inner tube...

[LadyHitchhiker]

I like to crank up "white and nerdy" or "Amish paradise" by weird al when I'm driving around acting tough and acting like I'm listening to gangster rap.

[LadyHitchhiker]

I don't wear white very often because it shows off how yellow my teeth are..

[Girlystevedave]

I can't sleep without having my arm wrapped around a pillow....even if that means no pillow under my head.
And I have to have a fan turned on for noise.

[LadyHitchhiker]

I have to have a humidifier or a fan on for noise and I have to watch tv to fall asleep...

[LadyHitchhiker]

One of my two workplaces reeks of pigeon poop right now...

[LadyHitchhiker]

My coworker thinks Bigfoot is British (like speaks with the British accent and wears a monocole)..

[LadyHitchhiker]

i tried my cat's pouched food this morning;

it's chicken feast..

it tastes EXACTLY like canned chicken!! :D

[B Rag]

Well, I don't know if this is funny or not, but... I can't eat Tootsie Roll Pops, they make my mouth bleed. I think it's because of something else strange: The teeth between my canine and front teeth used to be directly behind my front teeth, about a half an inch back, so I had them pulled. Now the roof of my mouth gets sore when I have a tootsie roll pop, and one time it actually started to bleed a bit.

[William50]

http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/adult/work4sex.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net)

[The Lady of Shadows]

http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/adult/work4sex.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net)

:rofl:

[B Rag]

Several hours before class or work I take my pants and coat off the hanger, stitch the belt through the pants' loops, put my wallet in the back pocket, Pocket change and my car keys in a front pocket and hang my pants back up. Then I put my cell, a fresh pack of smokes and a lighter in my coat's breast pocket. Then I take my brief case to the car.

Wait, does that mean your not wearing pants or a coat when you go out to the car?
:drool:

[Brice]

:rofl:

[razz]

i don't trusy gas lawnmowers

[razz]

i don't trusy gas lawnmowers

[William50]

I like gum better after it has been chewed for long time. I like it to have no flavor. :P

[razz]

like gum between tastless, and flavored. so when you chew you get just a hint. if they could get it to stay like that, i'd die happy. not really. i also have this aversion to double posts.

[Odetta]

when I go to bed, once the light is off I literally jump into bed because I am afraid something will grab my feet otherwise.

[William50]

I used to do that until my bed's legs broke. Now my bed is on the floor with no space between.

[razz]

Achluohaptephobia?

[William50]

Yeah, like that will ever happen.

[William50]

I am not scared by anything anymore. It was just when I was younger and just getting into the horror genre.

[Jon]

I used to do that until my bed's legs broke. Now my bed is on the floor with no space between.

A really curious TotP post. I MUST look at the page before.

[William50]

:lol:

[LadyHitchhiker]

My eyes were very big as I pressed the previous page button, to read about William50's comment...

[William50]

It does sound kind of dirty. :)

[LadyHitchhiker]

And it reminds me of when my husband and I were living in Norway (the city), and we broke the bed the day we were moving out of the place, so we had to get a new bed too. :lol:

[William50]

And how did you two break the bed? http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/adult/makeout.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net)

[LadyHitchhiker]

And how did you two break the bed? http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/adult/makeout.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net)

Wouldn't you like to know? ;) :D :P

[LadyHitchhiker]

Try reading Frankenstein before bed.
The most unscary horror story ever written.
It will put you to sleep.

Alex, you ARE COMPLETELY right.

[razz]

Try reading Frankenstein before bed.
The most unscary horror story ever written.
It will put you to sleep.

Alex, you ARE COMPLETELY right.
perfect for when you run out of cat tranquilizers!

[LadyHitchhiker]

:wtf:

You made me laugh out loud, Razz.

[B Rag]

<--- Can move his arms all the way over his head and behind his back without unfolding his hands.

[William50]

That sounds dangerous... and painful. I can crack most of my body's joints. And it doesn't even hurt at all.

[B Rag]

Nah, it's not painful. I don't even remember where they're supposed to stop... lol.

[William50]

I know a kid who can twist his foot all the way around and walk like that. Everyone freaks out because it really looks like his foot is on backwards.

[B Rag]

Haha, he should go around and pretend to get in accidents and say he injured his foot!

[William50]

I bet he could make some money with it. :lol:

[LadyHitchhiker]

He could make a mint!

[B Rag]

:evil::lol:

[LadyHitchhiker]

We posted at the same time about the same hing!! :lol:

[B Rag]

It's a sign!

[LadyHitchhiker]

*sings I saw the sign*

[B Rag]

*sings "Signs" by Tesla*

[LadyHitchhiker]

I was singing the ace of base song...

[razz]

I have an uncontrollable fear ph34r of bees. when i was 8 we went to the park. my little brother and sister found a tree with a beehive in it. stick in the hive was a coat hanger (see where this is going?) so i know what this is. they're playing with this hanger, trying to pull it out. i grab them and push them back, just as the little idiotic buggers pull out the hanger. a swarm of bees come flying out, ignores them and attacks me. THAT, R of G, my friend, was the single most painful experience of my life.

[William50]

OOOOOUUUUUCCCHHHH! :)

[LadyHitchhiker]

but i don't know if that's funny but true... that's more painful but true...

[William50]

It is kinda funny.

[B Rag]

I bet everyone who saw it got a good chuckle.

[razz]

yes, let's all laugh at razz, his pain is our party :panic:
that should be a thread. is there an injury thread?

[LadyHitchhiker]

LOL if there's not we should have one...

[William50]

I don't think so. Great Idea. You should start it, razz!

[razz]

i have to thread search first. but i think i will if not. where should such a thread be located?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Go for it Razz....

[William50]

I's excited to share my pain with all of you!!! :)

[razz]

i've run three searches. the only thing i've found that comes close is "sick and tired" the illness thread. so i'll make it in blue heaven. keep the name simple. "injuries"

[William50]

I've lived a very dull life, I have no pain to share.
I refuse to go into details about the dark moments.

:thumbsup:

[LadyHitchhiker]

Pain should be shared!

[razz]

alright done
http://www.thedarktower.org/palaver/showthread.php?p=221918#post221918

[LadyHitchhiker]

Yaaaaaaay!!!
I used to run through wal-mart and sing "touch-a touch-a touch-a me" at the top of my lungs people think I'm weird.. I don't get it... and when I worked in fast food I would do the time warp while i was making sandwiches

[razz]

how DO you do the time warp. show us, and lets do the time warp again

[LadyHitchhiker]

It's just a jump to the left
and then a step to the ri-i-i-i-ght
put your hands on your hips
and pull your knees in tight
then it's the pelvic thrust
that really drives you insa-a-a-ane
let's do the time warp again!!!!

[razz]

leeeets dooo the tiiime warp agaaaaaiiiin
:panic::panic::panic::panic::panic::panic:

[William50]

WOW. I want to see somebody do it!

[LadyHitchhiker]

If I only had a webcam....

[William50]

WOOOWOOO! I would get naughty if I had one! :rock:

[LadyHitchhiker]

I'd have to get clothes on to do the timewarp if I had a webcam right now LMAO

Now THAT is funny but true

[William50]

I'm getting all excited now. :)

[LadyHitchhiker]

:lol: I'm glad I could bring some excitement into peoples' dull lives...

[B Rag]

C'mon, you wouldn't have to....:evil:

[LadyHitchhiker]

I almost fell out of my chair I laughed so hard...

[William50]

http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/happy/happy0005.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net)

[LadyHitchhiker]

are you swinging your halo around or your undies?

[LadyHitchhiker]

Funny but true: I told a lady the other day that I didn't plan on having children unless I could have a whole litter at one time...

[William50]

are you swinging your halo around or your undies?

Undies for sure. I don't even have a halo. :nana:

[LadyHitchhiker]

That's one of favroite smilies ever...

[razz]

like a big banana army



:nana::nana::nana::nana::nana::nana::nana:
:nana::nana::nana::nana::nana::nana:
:nana::nana::nana::nana::nana:
:nana::nana::nana::nana:
:nana::nana::nana:
:nana::nana:
:nana:



for some reason this reminds me of michael jackson when i see that :|

[LadyHitchhiker]

It should be playing "Thriller" in the background...

[razz]

hold on then
YouTube - Michael Jackson - Thriller



:nana::nana::nana::nana::nana::nana::nana:
:nana::nana::nana::nana::nana::nana:
:nana::nana::nana::nana::nana:
:nana::nana::nana::nana:
:nana::nana::nana:
:nana::nana:
:nana:

[LadyHitchhiker]

Like the sobe commercial with the lizards... :D

[LadyHitchhiker]

awwwwww it said the video is no longer available... :(

[razz]

well i give up. i tried 3 different videos, and they all worked fin on youtube.

[Jon]

You may have already seen this but the ending is more touching than you may have seen before.





YouTube - Christian the Lion Renuites with People who Raised him

[The Lady of Shadows]

ummmmm. i don't get it. ::stupidturtle::

[Jon]

Ummm...a touching scene...if you watch the end... marred my an attack.

[The Lady of Shadows]

ooooooooooh. now i get it. i thought something had happened to my version.

:lol:

::stupidturtle:

:blush:

[Sorox the Gunslinger]

When I get angry, I think of new ways to make bombs, new types of bombs, and new ingredients for bombs.

[William50]

When I get angry, I think of new ways to make bombs, new types of bombs, and new ingredients for bombs.

Same here..................:panic:

[Jon]

Some of you may have heard this...but know I am a smart man, I just...I don't know!


Ok, so as this damn ice storm is in full swing last winter, a tree branch about the size of a man's calf weighs down ( from the ice) and begins gouging at the roof. It lifted a couple of shingles and allowed ice under the shingles. I cannot allow this to go one throughout the night so I climbed on the icy roof with a saw. I tried but could not get a good cut on the branch. This branch, while was the size of a man's calf at the tree trunk became very "bushy" at its end. I could not cut it without the danger of slipping off the roof. I came up with a plan. This branch was about 30 feet up so rather than scale and ice covered tree or to again climb on an icy roof, I got out my shotgun and began to blast the hell out of the branch where it met the tree trunk. as I only had light birdshot (#9) it had little effect on the branch at that height/distance. I had a "plan C" though. I took a very long, sturdy rope, tied a claw hammer to the end and after about 6 or 8 tries I tossed it over the branch near a crotch. I let the weight of the hammer pull that end of the rope down and tied a double-slipknot and pulled it taunt to the limb. I then threw the other end of the rope upon the roof, climbed onto the icy roof and grabbed the rope. I allowed a small of slack to cause a bit of a "shock" when my weight hit the branch. You see, I ran off of the roof with a tight grip on the rope and tried to use my bodyweight and the bit of "shock" allowed by the slack to break the branch. Well as it turns out, I simply didn't weigh enough. I found myself hanging from the branch swinging like a pendulum about 18 feet above the ground. Now this section of ground is what is called a floodplain. the flood plain had filled with melt water a few days earlier then had frozen. So I was 18 feet above about 3 inches of ice. I simply let myself down the rope and thought of a "plan D." Then I had "plan D." I just didn't weigh enough. So I threw the rope back onto the icy roof and went into the house, warmed my hands and emptied my school backpack. It was then I noticed that the sleet, driven by 25 M.P.H. winds had made several cuts on my face. I was undaunted. I took the backpack to my room and placed a few 5 pound weights and a couple of 2.5 pound weights along with a 2.5 pound dumbbell. I then took the backpack to the garage where I added a two pound mini-sledge and two claw hammers. I climbed the roof, grabbed the rope, allowed a bit of slack for the “shock “effect and ran off the edge. My plan worked, it worked all too well. I heard the branch snap but rather than allow my body to complete the arc of the pendulum, the branch stopped supporting all my weight at the dead middle of the arc. I fell, with my back to the ground. I hit the ice backpack first and imagined a claw from one of the claw hammers slicing into my spine. Nothing like that happened but the size of the backpack caused my head to whip back and crack against the ice. I was dazed and could hardly breathe. When I came to lucidity less than a second later I noticed chunks of ice hitting me and falling all around me. The ice on the bushy part of the branch was falling. I covered my face until it was safe. Just then I heard a terrible clatter. The branch, in all of its bulk was falling through all of the limbs below it and sending even more ice raining upon me. There was a loud thud near me as the “meat” of the limb hit the ground about four feet from me. I had never even considered this might happen. As the branch finished its surrender to gravity, the bushy part of the branch “whipped” across my chest leaving bull whip – like marks on my chest despite the heavy layers of clothing I was wearing.
All ended well but I now question my intelligence. I think I deserve a Darwin

Award… but you have to die to get one right??

[LadyHitchhiker]

Jon, I love you... I'm glad you're okay, but that made me laugh out loud...

Funny but true, my cat loves across the universe. He's listening to the whole damn thing... I knew he had good tastes, but I didn't realize he missed the beatles so much. We used to listen to the beatles all the time in mississippi when I lived there.

Oh and when I put Rocky Horror Picture Show in the dvd player, as soon as he knew which movie it was he made a disgusted noise. He's either a.) sick of htem usic or b.) didn't want to be ignored becasue I dance when I watch the movie...

:rofl:

[razz]

:wtf:
i spent like 20 minutes moving my cat around the bathroom today. he was sitting on the toilet seat, and i just decided to move him on to the tank, and he ramained in the exact same postion, just staring and purring, so i set him in the sink. then the bathtub. then on one shelf. then the other, then the other, then in the wastebasket (yes, it was empty), and so on...

[LadyHitchhiker]

I love cats. They are endless entertainment.

When you blow in Mandarin's face he'll pretend to be mad and he swats you in the face, but then when you stop he gets really mad, because you're not playing with him.

[razz]

my cat will wake you up in the middle of the night by slappign you in the face until you get up. if you don't he uses slapping with claws. he's don't like going to the bathroom alon

[Niteshade]

Razz, that sounds exactly like my cats except its a food issue. Thought maybe if we switched from canned to dry they would stop, but nope the swatting continues.

[razz]

my great grandfather (who has the same last name as me) was a construction worker. he was working on a Hospital (which has the same last name as him and I). He fell off. he had a metal plate put in his head. they didn't treat him at that hospital though, they drove him to Genesis.

[Jon]

The last few days, as I was folding laundry, I could not find the spent dryer sheet...not one time. As I was cleaning the yard, there was one of my dog's "gifts" with what looked a lot like a Bounce dryer sheet in it. I found three more like "gifts."

[LadyHitchhiker]

i talk to my computer

[piraterob]

I have to have a fan blowing directly into my face, even during the winter. Which in this area it can get well below zero.

[razz]

same for me at night. probably the reason i've have a perpetual cold since i was 15

[Jackie]

I'm terrified to 'drink' a bug [like when your outside and it lands in your glass or something] It just really disgustes me. :scared:

[razz]

i spend like five minutes looking into a soda can to check for bugs, if i 'm away from it for a few minutes.

[LadyHitchhiker]

I have to have a fan blowing directly into my face, even during the winter. Which in this area it can get well below zero.

:excited::excited::excited::excited: You too????? :excited::excited::excited::excited:

[LadyHitchhiker]

My husband made me make a medic alert bracelet that says I'm hypoglycemic and allergic to oranges, because he's afraid that sometime I'll faint and they'll give me orange juice....

[razz]

and i think that cold just caught up with me. I had to turn the fan off :cry:

[LadyHitchhiker]

Awwwwwwww I hope you feel better soon :(

[Jackie]

i spend like five minutes looking into a soda can to check for bugs, if i 'm away from it for a few minutes.

Me too :rofl:

[B Rag]

I'm not sure if I've mentioned this before or not, but I can make my arms go all the way back over my head and under my feet, all the way around me without unlinking my hands. :cowboy:

[alinda]

Righ here , right now I have 19 patients on the floor!!

[gsvec]

Yet you still find time to post and let us know. http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e73/gsvec/Smilies/runaround.gif

[razz]

that
is
awesome.
the fact that my cold is getting worse is not.

[alinda]

*I can heal you across the miles*

Sit back and try to think of absolutely nothing,
now...repeat after me. " I am sending all toxic
substances from my body, they are melting out of me."
Drink a lot of H20, and when you go to the bathroom...
repeat the mantra. You will be well in no time !!
Do you believe?

[razz]

your the medic, so it must be true!

[alinda]

:couple:Then you are healed!:couple:

[razz]

for some reason which is beyond my ability to comprehend, sometimes when i type thedarktower.org, and press enter, "The Onion News" website opens.

[SigTauGimp]

Really? Strange...

Every now and then, to this day, if I'm typing in the full address for tdt.com, I'll end it with .net instead, out of old habit, I suppose. Actually, when I was just typing the example above, I ended it with .net the first time, and had to fix it. :P

[LadyHitchhiker]

I do the same thing STG.... I think the site is gone forever... all those hours I spent there... *sighs*

Funny but true, I opened my cheese and crackers container from the wrong side this time and had a whole thumbful of cheese because of it.

[TLC]

i collect ty beanie babies....but only the bears.

[Mist_on_the_Water]

as many of you know I took trip from my new York home to Boston this past weekend..well, we were fortunate enough to see a Blue man Group conert..AMAZING by the way..hilariously creepy, and very very cool....

my point is, on the way from our tour bus to the concert doors, which was only about 30 feet....i was fiddling with the camera which was around my neck and failed to look ahead ogf me...many of my friends were around, I figured they'd tell me if I was about to hit someone/thing


some friends they are. I walked directly into a street sign...like...unheedingly....scared the bujeezus outta me...hurt my wrist too...scraped skin off, but my dignity wasn't too hurt..i was laughing the hardest....:thumbsup:

[LadyHitchhiker]

I just realized that I started talking here on this site the same month I started my job at bookworld... same year too... Spooky...

[Merlin1958]

"LOL" Let's see if "Stroppy" finds this one!!! LOL


43 - 2/5/14, 7:30 pm "my time"!!

[Dan]

Good try, I may have to report you. :smile_002:

[Merlin1958]

Good try, I may have to report you. :smile_002:

Hey, you"work" for me!! Get back to the factory line, minion!! :tongue1:

[stroppygoblin]

Bill, I am watching you everywhere :evil:

[Jon]

/me is watching and is confused.


In the spirit of this thread: I buy decorative knives and daggers, play with them and get cut a lot much like a 12 year-old.

[Tommy]

I dated a witch for about six months years ago and now I'm with the most devout catholic you could hope to find (hasn't missed a day of church or holy obligation day in their entire life) and I am an atheist (agnostic on the better days).

Don't know how funny that is so I throw this in too, I'm friends with Jon. :smile_002:

[Jon]

I'm not sure which surprised me more...that you consider me a Friend or you are a devout Catholic. I suspect the former could get you excommunicated!


I watch/listen to ASMR videos.

[Tommy]

I'm not sure which surprised me more...that you consider me a Friend or you are a devout Catholic. I suspect the former could get you excommunicated!


I watch/listen to ASMR videos.

LOL Read that one again Jon. I'm not the Catholic in the relationship. :evil: I would probably burst into flames upon entering a church.

[Jon]

Oh!!! WITH the most devout...it's almost as if I have to read EVERY word to properly communicate...but now my world is restored to balance.


I don't like wine...of any kind.

[Tommy]

Oh!!! WITH the most devout...it's almost as if I have to read EVERY word to properly communicate...but now my world is restored to balance.


I don't like wine...of any kind.

Balance is important.


Because of my eye condition, I tend to run into things. Certainly is funny for others sometimes. When I was I was a kid I got hit by a bus. Not as bad as it sounds. I was the last one off and dropped my book right in front of the bus when it started moving again, my sister's friend turns around and screams "STOP!" at the top of her lungs but I still got knocked the fuck down. Scary for me but every time that story gets brought up, people tend to laugh at the opener.

Hey maybe my life is like that quote for the Joker movie, used to think my life was a tragedy, now I realize it's a comedy. I need to learn how to get more fun out of life.

So here's a funny story of how I scared the shit out of my niece. She's terrified of clowns but was brave and went to see the first IT movie with her mom and brother. While they were gone, I sneaked into their house, right behind mine, and placed a single floating red balloon in her bedroom.
They come back from the movie and she's like oh that wasn't that scary at all. Five minutes later when they get home, we get the screaming phone call about the balloon, priceless!!

[Jon]

Cruel, cold bastard!!