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LadyHitchhiker
12-03-2007, 12:29 PM
I love t-shirts.. I love coming up with catchphrases for shirts and love the ones that are already out there. Please make up your own catchprases, or put your favorite ones here!







"You're so vain, you probably think this shirt is about you"

OchrisO
12-03-2007, 02:17 PM
I don't have any that I have made up, but here are some I like a lot:

I actually own this one and love it:
http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/prose/male

"Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator"
http://www.threadless.com/product/623/Haikus_are_easy_but

This one has a Bicycle on it with the message "Infinity Miles Per Gallon"
http://www.threadless.com/product/562/Infinity_MPG


This shirt doesn't have a slogan, but it is quality, nonetheless.
http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/punchinggame/

This one is for Jean. The second amendment to the U.S. constitution is often refered to as the "right to bear arms"
http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/secondamendment/male

I also saw a shirt once that had Abe Lincoln wearing a trucker hat that said "Trucker Hats Used to Be Cool"

Erin
12-03-2007, 02:26 PM
This isn't a t-shirt, but I saw a bumper sticker one time on a car that looked really professional, like a government-sponsored one, but when I got up close it said "Buckle Up! It makes it harder for the aliens to abduct you that way".

:lol:

LadyHitchhiker
12-03-2007, 02:40 PM
I saw a shirt that says "plays well with self".. Heehee...

And my sister always wanted a shirt that said:
"Do not stare at boobies
do not stare at boobies
do not stare at boobies"

Daghain
12-03-2007, 06:36 PM
One of my favorites:

People think I have ADD, but they just don't understand...

Oh look, a chicken!

LadyHitchhiker
12-04-2007, 03:21 PM
I like Shiny...

Matt
12-04-2007, 03:29 PM
Dora has socks that say "I'm not mean, you are just a sissy" (with the little bunny-I love them)

How about this? "My other shirt is on your mother"

LadyHitchhiker
12-04-2007, 03:37 PM
I have socks that say "Trick or treat smell my feet"...

I also have a shirt that says "Anatomically correct"... I had that one made..

LadyHitchhiker
01-14-2008, 02:46 PM
"My other ride is a hamster"

Jon
01-15-2008, 01:47 AM
"This invisible man costume is defective!"

LadyHitchhiker
01-22-2008, 09:35 PM
"You're so vain, you probably think this shirt is about you"

LadyHitchhiker
01-25-2008, 08:43 PM
"Stop calling me fat!"

"Funny is as funny does"

"Squirrel whisperer"

ATG
01-25-2008, 08:59 PM
Mine says Hanes. ( I'm boring )

Shelbs
01-25-2008, 09:07 PM
:lol:

LadyHitchhiker
01-25-2008, 09:26 PM
"boring"

That's a good shirt idea! :D

ATG
01-25-2008, 09:30 PM
:lol:

OchrisO
01-25-2008, 09:38 PM
Here's an awesome new shirt that I got today:

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g118/polkacore/newshirt.jpg

Malficeus
01-25-2008, 09:50 PM
oh sweet me and my friend are working on some right now so here's what we got:

logo: randomness as it comes
image: shilluete of a head with a hamester wheel and hamester with wording: Run Squeaky Run!

LadyHitchhiker
01-25-2008, 09:53 PM
"I have Elderberries"

LadyHitchhiker
01-25-2008, 09:53 PM
oh sweet me and my friend are working on some right now so here's what we got:

logo: randomness as it comes
image: shilluete of a head with a hamester wheel and hamester with wording: Run Squeaky Run!



*dying laughing* :thumbsup: More! More!

Malficeus
01-25-2008, 09:57 PM
image: brain in jigsaw pattern wording: my brain is a puzzle WARNING:might be missing pieces

LadyHitchhiker
01-25-2008, 09:59 PM
Ooooooooooooh....

"Clean my litter box!"

ATG
01-25-2008, 10:41 PM
" Cock Sure "

LadyHitchhiker
01-25-2008, 10:58 PM
"G haw"

LadyHitchhiker
01-27-2008, 06:31 PM
'still preoccupied with 1985'

MonteGss
01-28-2008, 03:57 AM
I saw one of those (stupid) dog shirts at a Target store that made me laugh. It said:

"I chase tail."

Mist_on_the_Water
01-28-2008, 06:16 PM
oh boy I got a ton of these...

Ones I have:
-does your face hurt? Cuz it's killin' me!
-If I throw a stick will you leave?
-I have just kidnapped myself, give me $100 or you will never see me again
-I have socks that say "I have issues", "it's all about me" and "deal with it"
-I have a blackbelt in crazy

Favorites that aren't mine:
-I've gone to find myself, if I get back before I return, be sure to keep me here.
-Conserve water, take showers together.
-I may be insane but there's never a dull moment
-My mommy says I'm special
-My imaginary friends think you're crazy
-If you choke a smurf what color does it turn?
-I can only please one person at a time, I PICK ME!
-I have one nerve left and you're dancing on it!
-All stressed out and no one to choke
-my dad has this one that' got a dog holding a remote and a guy holding a biscuit, all it says is "Drop it."
-Stop reading my shirt!
-my brother has one that says "Will trade sister for new puppy"
-Sorry I don't understand stupid
-I majored in Sarcasm


there are others but those are the most memorable

Malficeus
01-28-2008, 06:37 PM
i own-
-ski shirt saying: i love them double d's
-raft shirt: you can go under a rock and die you can flip out and die our stay on the couch fall down and die
-pic of dog on snow-dont eat the yellow snow!
-raft shirt- Scars are tattoos but with better stories

wanted-
-think its not illegal yet
-keep laughing this is your girlfriends shirt
-RvB shirt-

LadyHitchhiker
01-28-2008, 10:47 PM
wink if you're thinking of doing something illegal

fernandito
01-28-2008, 10:49 PM
Can I bone you?

(picture of a bone in the backround)

LadyHitchhiker
01-28-2008, 11:27 PM
My baloney has a first name... and it's you.

LadyHitchhiker
02-01-2008, 11:05 AM
Physically attracted to sheep

Malficeus
02-04-2008, 04:23 PM
my favorite one to explain to people: shirt: made in ireland

random people always ask:
"so you were made?"
yes i am an IRA robot

Gaberax
02-04-2008, 04:45 PM
When I wear this shirt...things Happen. :evil:

jayson
02-04-2008, 05:29 PM
i got my wife a maternity shirt that says "already smarter than bush"
it gets a lot of compliments and laughs

Brice
02-05-2008, 05:12 AM
:rofl: That is fuckin' great.

blackrose22
02-06-2008, 06:09 AM
Saw this on a tshirt at an AC/DC gig in Milton Keynes England.
Cover me in honey and throw me to the lesbians.

LadyHitchhiker
02-07-2008, 04:20 PM
I used to have a shirt that said: "You wish you were my boyfriend." I'd wear it clubbing and act super confident... unfortunately only girls would hit on me when I wore it :(

LadyHitchhiker
02-19-2008, 10:05 AM
"What do you get if you multiply six by nine? Forty two"

That would kick ass as a shirt!

LadyHitchhiker
02-19-2008, 10:05 AM
I saw a shirt the other day that was disgusting. It said, "I don't wipe"... Ewww..

Girlystevedave
02-19-2008, 01:35 PM
Procrastinators Unite!!!.....Tomorrow.

Jon
02-20-2008, 05:55 AM
as innocent as a Nun doing push ups in a Cucumber field

mia/susannah
02-20-2008, 06:27 AM
Don't get mad at me for posting this but a quy that I work with wears this tshirt sometimes. It says:

My cock and I want to buy you a drink!!!

It has a picture of a chicken and a glass of beer.

Kevin
02-20-2008, 06:33 AM
'Everything I enjoy is Illegal, Immoral or Fattening'

LadyHitchhiker
02-20-2008, 09:32 AM
"So long and thanks for all the fish"... I don't know if it's been made itno a shirt yet but it needs to be.

Raron
02-21-2008, 02:13 PM
I hade this shirt made.
"I would be goth, but I hate conformity"
shirts I would like to get made.
"Knowledge is power, power corrupts, be evil, stay in school"
"anatomically incorrect" (I know it is a rip off of Lady Hitchikers shirt but she is my sis, I am allowed to rip her off)
"STOP THINKING ABOUT ME!"
One with with these printed upside down.
"This side up"
"I am tired, confused, and have the attention span of a goldfish, WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
and finally one with the word "caffine" printed on every square inch of it.

Girlystevedave
02-21-2008, 02:52 PM
I saw one today. The white cartoon of the guy falling down, with Chuck Norris's face on it. It said: "Chuck does all my stunts."

Malficeus
02-22-2008, 03:38 PM
im with you lady i would like to see alot of hitchiker's guide shirts to come out espically:

"not even an electric sausage"

"it commited suicide" -have a picture of a space ship

Jon
02-24-2008, 02:49 AM
Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!

Malficeus
02-24-2008, 06:03 PM
lost dog, lost sister. Reward for lost dog

LadyHitchhiker
02-25-2008, 07:29 AM
"Somebody else's problem"

"May you suffer sudden gratuitous existence failure"

Malficeus
02-25-2008, 04:55 PM
"i only know the King"

"we apologise for the inconvenience"

Arthur Dent's statue at the Cathedral of Hate

LadyHitchhiker
02-26-2008, 02:57 PM
"I'm Linus. Will you be my blankie?"

Jon
03-02-2008, 09:45 PM
"I swear to God, I'm not lying. Right, God?"

LadyHitchhiker
03-03-2008, 07:52 AM
"I've put you in my ignore box."

LadyHitchhiker
03-24-2008, 01:28 PM
"I don't like your rug"

LadyHitchhiker
04-02-2008, 01:45 PM
Will post for food.

LadyHitchhiker
04-12-2008, 02:15 PM
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

LadyHitchhiker
04-12-2008, 02:16 PM
Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

LadyHitchhiker
04-12-2008, 02:16 PM
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

LadyHitchhiker
04-12-2008, 02:17 PM
Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

LadyHitchhiker
04-12-2008, 02:17 PM
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

LadyHitchhiker
04-12-2008, 03:00 PM
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

Jon
04-13-2008, 10:08 PM
How often is your male offspring a "son-of-a-bitch?"

Brice
04-14-2008, 03:12 AM
How often is your male offspring a "son-of-a-bitch?"

Off topic a bit, but...


Once I recall my mother called me a son of a bitch. I was all... ummm...mom? :unsure:

LadyHitchhiker
04-14-2008, 12:51 PM
:ROFLMAO:

That's hysterical!!!!!!!




I once saw a shirt that said, "you smell funny"

LadyHitchhiker
06-22-2008, 07:19 AM
I saw a shirt that said, "straight to voicemail" and we bought it for my brother.

Zalia
06-24-2008, 05:06 AM
I bought one for my brother-in-law, Todd. He has wore it so much it's really thin and full of holes. It says:

I M
RE
TODD
ED
SOFA
KING
RE
TODD
ED

LadyHitchhiker
07-22-2008, 03:48 AM
My husband has one that says "Beer; it's not just for breakfast anymore"

LadyHitchhiker
07-22-2008, 03:50 AM
OH! And a guy came through the gas station the other day with a shirt that said "soylent green is people" I was in awe and hysterics over the shirt

Raron
08-03-2008, 03:15 PM
I was born hairless

Needs adult supervision

Don't give up

NOT acid proof

Opps... I left my Damage resistance in my OTHER pants.

My other shirt is chainmail

LadyHitchhiker
08-03-2008, 03:39 PM
I blame the camera crew

I blame my muffler

LadyHitchhiker
07-06-2009, 04:16 AM
One I saw the other day and nearly died laughing from:

"Very funny Scotty. Now beam my clothes back"

Iwritecode
07-06-2009, 11:35 AM
You laugh at me because I'm different.
I laugh at you because you're all the same.


While you were reading this... I farted.


Silent but deadly (with a picture of a ninja)

LadyHitchhiker
07-07-2009, 04:02 AM
Join the Sarcasm League of America:
Yeah, like we need you.

LadyHitchhiker
05-23-2011, 05:02 AM
Your uselessness is epic.

Cook
05-23-2011, 09:39 AM
I was In New Orleans before Katrina,
walked by a t-shirt store and saw this black tee with:
"FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FUCK"
I wanted to buy it so bad but I'd never be able to wear it anywhere.
I was thinking maybe around the house.... My luck my mother in law would show up unannounced.

LadyHitchhiker
05-23-2011, 09:51 AM
My friend Phil in Mississippi had a shirt that said "Fuck y'all I'm from Detroit" so I stole it momentarily and wore it to Tupelo and Columbus. He said, "You're going to wear that?!?!?!" I said, "Well why would you have a shirt that's not signed that you wouldn't wear??!?!?!"

Adumbros
05-23-2011, 09:54 AM
A can of beer with "Necrophilia" in place of the common "Budweiser" script, followed by the caption beneath: "Crack open a cold one"

LadyHitchhiker
05-23-2011, 09:59 AM
Nymphomaniac <--- now that would be a conversation starter of a t-shirt!

Adumbros
05-23-2011, 10:25 AM
Nymphomaniac <--- now that would be a conversation starter of a t-shirt!

seen that :lol: although the best sex shirt i ever saw had an arrow pointing down printed directly beneath the phrase "women and children first" :rofl:

Jean
05-23-2011, 10:25 AM
"Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator"

http://www.threadless.com/product/623/Haikus_are_easy_but[/url]

oh good Lord, it has been sitting here for four years, and I've only now seen it!! one of the best things I've read in years


This one is for Jean. The second amendment to the U.S. constitution is often refered to as the "right to bear arms"
http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/secondamendment/male

let alone this!!!

LadyHitchhiker
05-23-2011, 10:37 AM
I used to love my shirt that said, "I'm with stupid" while my husband wore a shirt that said, "I am so smrt"...

Yes, smrt, not smart.

:wtf:

LadyHitchhiker
05-23-2011, 10:38 AM
Your brownie points have expired.

Adumbros
05-23-2011, 10:54 AM
one of Brice's ideas :rofl: he once came up with a t-shirt slogan that says HEROIN: NOT just a female superhero :rofl:

LadyHitchhiker
05-23-2011, 06:57 PM
:wtf: LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!

LadyHitchhiker
05-23-2011, 06:58 PM
How about:

Satin is Evil

(yes intentional misspelling)

Adumbros
05-23-2011, 06:59 PM
:lol::cry::lol: indeed

Merlin1958
05-23-2011, 07:32 PM
"If they call it the World Series, why do they always play it in the Bronx"?

Boston Sucks

"Got Rings"?


LOL :clap:

BROWNINGS CHILDE
05-23-2011, 08:34 PM
I have a shirt that I got in pharmacy school.

Front: Top ten reasons to stay up late with a pharmacist

Back:
1. Pharmacists RX rated
2. They do it Over The Counter
3. Have a longer duration of action
4. Can do more than just lick and stick
5. Have a quick reconstitution time
6. Can suggest alternate routes of administration
7. Are patient lovers
8. Do it PRN.
9. Can counsel of rectal and vaginal insertion techniques
10. Accept third parties.

LadyHitchhiker
05-24-2011, 02:42 AM
Sheep Have Feelings Too

candy
05-24-2011, 11:35 AM
I have a shirt that I got in pharmacy school.

Front: Top ten reasons to stay up late with a pharmacist

Back:
1. Pharmacists RX rated
2. They do it Over The Counter
3. Have a longer duration of action
4. Can do more than just lick and stick
5. Have a quick reconstitution time
6. Can suggest alternate routes of administration
7. Are patient lovers
8. Do it PRN.
9. Can counsel of rectal and vaginal insertion techniques
10. Accept third parties.

:clap: excellent

I used to have two that I loved
One said ' do i look like a freaking people person'

The other said ' If I got smart with you, how would you know?'

LadyHitchhiker
05-24-2011, 01:29 PM
I have a pet dinosaur

LadyHitchhiker
05-24-2011, 02:44 PM
Having an affair with Jimi Hendrix

mystima
05-26-2011, 07:13 PM
one I bought for my son for Halloween "Don't worry, you are safe, the zombies are looking for brains"

one I saw at work a week ago "The internet went out so I decided to go outside"

one that I keep seeing around town. Jean might like this one "The right to arm bears" has a picture of a bear with a rifle.

one my daughter got from one of her friends "Do you believe in Love at first sight or do i have to walk by again"

a shirt I got for my husband because it is partially true "The people that drive me crazy most are my family" he wore it on Christmas...his mom wasn't laughing.

LadyHitchhiker
05-29-2011, 04:35 PM
Will Blog For Food

Adumbros
05-30-2011, 08:41 AM
i'm gonna go to t-shirt hell and customize one in the following manner (oh and btw spencer's is offering a temporary contest where if you design a t-shirt for them you get a discount on it; although t-shirt hell offers an even bigger discount, and does so all the time):

a rather large, very red, penis-shaped lollipop.

emblazoned underneath of which will be the charming phrase "cock sucker"

LadyHitchhiker
05-31-2011, 04:29 AM
Fashion Police

Ste Letto
03-09-2012, 02:49 PM
I am the devil, and I come to do the devil's work!

mystima
03-10-2012, 02:43 AM
i have seen this one all over the place this past year.

http://www.cafepress.com/+right_to_arm_bears_fitted_tshirt%2C181004261?cmp= pfc--ca--us--106--181004261&utm_term=181004261&utm_content=ChannelAdvisor_US_pricegrabber&utm_campaign=Fitted%2BT-Shirt&utm_medium=productfeed&sourcecode=affiliate&utm_source=CSE&pid=5185601

beam*seeker
03-16-2012, 07:40 AM
Love this thread. Have not seen any great T-shirts lately, but this passes as mildly amuzing

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Jean
03-16-2012, 07:45 AM
oh!

needfulthings
09-13-2012, 08:07 PM
I MAY BE OLD BUT I GOT TO SEE ALL THE COOL BANDS
WHEN I FART YOU'LL BE THE SECOND ONE TO KNOW
I'M NOT A GYNECOLOGIST BUT I'LL TAKE A LOOK
I'M GRUMPY BECAUSE YOU'RE DOPEY

Randall Flagg
10-14-2012, 02:12 PM
You had me at "Fuck Off!"

blunthead
03-22-2014, 03:39 PM
Under an image of an arm bone..."I Found This Humerus"